Anastasia Beaverhausen
@semisophrosyne.bsky.social
Lover of Peanut Butter. Insomniac. First Wife Kid. Favorite Little Shit Stirrer. AB, a marshmallow on fire.
I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
Pinned
When I drive over speed bumps, I imagine I’m driving over the bodies of my enemies
Apple created a “best friends” slide show for me and it’s all me and Mean Cat
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Apple created a “best friends” slide show for me and it’s all me and Mean Cat
I’m am permanently pausing my give a damn
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m am permanently pausing my give a damn
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A top Republican in Indiana, whose daughter has Down Syndrome, just announced he will be voting to block Trump’s gerrymandering after Trump used the R-word to insult people yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A top Republican in Indiana, whose daughter has Down Syndrome, just announced he will be voting to block Trump’s gerrymandering after Trump used the R-word to insult people yesterday.
I survived Thanksgiving 2025 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I survived Thanksgiving 2025 🦃
Thanks to my stepdad we’re not watching the sports game bc he wants to watch it uninterrupted later.
But my tl gonna keep me updated anyway 😂
But my tl gonna keep me updated anyway 😂
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thanks to my stepdad we’re not watching the sports game bc he wants to watch it uninterrupted later.
But my tl gonna keep me updated anyway 😂
But my tl gonna keep me updated anyway 😂
Oh yay for me, my mom is at her most passive-aggressive today 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh yay for me, my mom is at her most passive-aggressive today 🥰
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Let your mug handle that awkward conversation for you.
All regular mugs are just $10 until Monday. eatf.art/mugs
All regular mugs are just $10 until Monday. eatf.art/mugs
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Let your mug handle that awkward conversation for you.
All regular mugs are just $10 until Monday. eatf.art/mugs
All regular mugs are just $10 until Monday. eatf.art/mugs
Ooopsie I macro-dosed 😬
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ooopsie I macro-dosed 😬
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS !!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS !!!!!!!!
Them: But you didn’t respond
Me: My silence was my response, motherfucker
Me: My silence was my response, motherfucker
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Them: But you didn’t respond
Me: My silence was my response, motherfucker
Me: My silence was my response, motherfucker
It me 💨
A reminder to those who are spending today with people they aren't necessarily fond of: start microdosing now for optimal effect.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It me 💨
One extra block of walking today and my legs are trying to murder me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
One extra block of walking today and my legs are trying to murder me.
Facts.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Facts.
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middle child syndrome fully activated but happy to eat my weight in stuffing/ sides/ pie about it at least
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
middle child syndrome fully activated but happy to eat my weight in stuffing/ sides/ pie about it at least
I didn’t choose the Poster Child life, the PCL chose me
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I didn’t choose the Poster Child life, the PCL chose me
Watching TikTok videos of folks singing along via sign language and I don’t hate humanity as much as I did five mins ago
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Watching TikTok videos of folks singing along via sign language and I don’t hate humanity as much as I did five mins ago
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I want you here 💜
I want you here 💜
Widow of one of my favorite Little League dads posted a “Happy Anniversary” message to her late husband on IG. He took his own life ~3 years ago. He was such a kind and gentle dude. Their only child is the same age as J. Please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline if you need help. I did 👇🏾
About the time I called the Suicide Prevention Lifeline almost 10 years ago.
www.tumblr.com/thatbootlegg...
www.tumblr.com/thatbootlegg...
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I want you here 💜
I want you here 💜
Oh goodie, another day to fight for a stupid work accommodation for a disability I didn’t fucking ask for 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh goodie, another day to fight for a stupid work accommodation for a disability I didn’t fucking ask for 🥰
So weird that I grew up Mormon and am now atheist and my high school boyfriend who was agnostic is now super Christian fellowship 😂
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
So weird that I grew up Mormon and am now atheist and my high school boyfriend who was agnostic is now super Christian fellowship 😂
“I’m from Kansas City-of course I’m still rollin’ on my temp tags.”
💀 😂
💀 😂
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“I’m from Kansas City-of course I’m still rollin’ on my temp tags.”
💀 😂
💀 😂
Alright, those kids won’t therapize themselves. Time to make the doughnuts.
a man wearing a chef 's hat says time to make the donuts
ALT: a man wearing a chef 's hat says time to make the donuts
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Alright, those kids won’t therapize themselves. Time to make the doughnuts.
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Italy's parliament on Tuesday approved a law that punishes femicide with life in prison. The vote coincided with the international day for the elimination of violence against women. n.pr/4olzAHf
Italy now recognizes the crime of femicide and punishes it with life in prison
Italy's parliament on Tuesday approved a law that punishes femicide with life in prison. The vote coincided with the international day for the elimination of violence against women.
n.pr
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Italy's parliament on Tuesday approved a law that punishes femicide with life in prison. The vote coincided with the international day for the elimination of violence against women. n.pr/4olzAHf
Shout out to those of us still working today but don’t have to fight the normal rush hour traffic 👋🏻
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Shout out to those of us still working today but don’t have to fight the normal rush hour traffic 👋🏻
I know crystal meth will lift regular people up until they break but can it lift the chronically fatigued just *up* bc I’m willing to lose some teeth for some goddamn normal people energy
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I know crystal meth will lift regular people up until they break but can it lift the chronically fatigued just *up* bc I’m willing to lose some teeth for some goddamn normal people energy
Sad bc I can’t do the TikTok “Albuquerque, dancing ‘cross the desert” song trend 😢
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Sad bc I can’t do the TikTok “Albuquerque, dancing ‘cross the desert” song trend 😢