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35 already. I prefer being an ambiguous impression rather than give anything away. Good luck :D (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into (")_(") your profile to help him gain world domination.
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secondthrowaway.bsky.social
if we're gonna use this moment to crash course society on the state of internet discourse can we PLEASE get everyone familiar with sealioning, it's never been so important.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealion...
Wonderware webcomic by David Malki, drawn in a detailed black and white old timey style, depicts a couple whose conversation is interrupted by a sealion.
Woman: I don't mind most marine mammals, but sea lions? I could do without sea lions.
Man: Don't say that out loud!
Sea lion: Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear...
Man: Now you've done it.
Sea lion: I would like to have a conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?
Woman: Go away!
Sea Lion: There is no need to raise your voice, I'm right here. I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?
Sea Lion, this time at the woman's bedside: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?
Woman: You're in my house!
Man, later: Told you, dude. Sea lions.
Sea Lion: I have been unfailingly polite and You have been nothing but rude.
Woman: I am trying to eat breakfast!
Sea lion: Very well, we shall resume in an hour.
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
for me that would be very easy to do, actually

(point taken just being funny)
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
i'd put "you just lost the game" on every billboard along i-95 and three on i-10
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
why did i look him up expecting to have heard of any of these movies
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
okay but it would only be woody and it would only be "reach for the sky!" do you accept
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
a full sized church organ fitted with rubber chicken squeakers
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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alkal.bsky.social
"Ah shit. Well, let's fuck up this one guy's Super Mario 64 game and get outta here"
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santiagomayer.com
Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
it's got assorted vitamins, allergy meds, pain relievers, other odds and ends, and an alanis morissette cd
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
wait I didn't read the "not at all useful" part
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
I would commission music

currently on my list would be a chiptune/orchestral hybrid cover of the song Endless Fantasy so that the lead melody is sung by a choir

also I'd probably fund waifu death squad lol
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secondthrowaway.bsky.social
but how will we get authors putting copy and pasted legend of zelda crafting recipes into their books then
premeemohamed.com
More writers need to watch all the seasons of HOW IT'S MADE because they for whatever reason have NO idea how the world works, or how things work, or how things work in the world, and then it shows up in their fiction and makes me yell and swear and pace and weep and rend my clothes in despair.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
who is this guy that a bunch of people I follow follow him

I'm blocking him anyway but like

is he even anybody
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ritchie.bsky.social
When you're a "high performing" person it easy to acknowledge in the abstract that burnout is something that happens to people but then it's shocking when all of a sudden it happens to you, and even more shocking when clawing back up to a normal level of functioning takes so god damn long.
nat-the-dev.bsky.social
Believe old game devs when we tell you: burnout is real, it's painful. Be honest with yourself, take the breaks when you need them.
I've been burnt out for so long, I only just realized how long. I went from crunch at Iridium into crunch at Giant Squid with no break. About 3 years. It was too long.
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secondthrowaway.bsky.social
I can't read this without getting mad about it
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mikeachim.bsky.social
This is my favourite view of our home - where you feel in your bones that despite how much we fixate on what's on the land that we've called the planet "Earth", it's over two-thirds (71%) covered in water...

And we're *still* discovering for the first time what's under all that sea.

1/
A view of the Earth showing the Pacific with almost no land showing.
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
jfc these one bedroom apt prices

tf freshman college kid is affording 2,500 a month in rent
secondthrowaway.bsky.social
I feel like it was an expanse book that described someone or something as "becoming physics instead of biology"

good times