Helen Shang
@helenshang.bsky.social
I have lots of houseplants and write on TV shows (Netflix's Avatar, Invincible, Rings of Power, Welcome to Derry, The Man Who Fell to Earth, 13 Reasons Why, Hawaii 5-0, Hannibal, and others).
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a bunch of decomposing, rotted-ass hands clawing their way up from the grave in order to drag the earth back down into the depths with them, because we did not put a stake through the vampire's heart the first time in order to definitively kill it and now we are paying the price?
checks out tbh
checks out tbh
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
a bunch of decomposing, rotted-ass hands clawing their way up from the grave in order to drag the earth back down into the depths with them, because we did not put a stake through the vampire's heart the first time in order to definitively kill it and now we are paying the price?
checks out tbh
checks out tbh
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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Straight up Nazi shit
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Straight up Nazi shit
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We are not at war with Venezuela, yet. The boats are civilian craft. The U.S. criminal code does not maintain a death penalty for drug smuggling. Due process is required before conviction or sentence.
All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.
All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We are not at war with Venezuela, yet. The boats are civilian craft. The U.S. criminal code does not maintain a death penalty for drug smuggling. Due process is required before conviction or sentence.
All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.
All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.
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get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
Went hiking in Fryman Canyon today and saw a tree that looked a little like Marge! #welcometoderry 🎈
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Went hiking in Fryman Canyon today and saw a tree that looked a little like Marge! #welcometoderry 🎈
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very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
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Writing isn’t boring!!! If you’re using AI for the parts of your writing that you find boring, WHY ARE YOU WRITING?!?!?
Literally!!! Ask yourself!!! Why are you doing this!!!!
Literally!!! Ask yourself!!! Why are you doing this!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Writing isn’t boring!!! If you’re using AI for the parts of your writing that you find boring, WHY ARE YOU WRITING?!?!?
Literally!!! Ask yourself!!! Why are you doing this!!!!
Literally!!! Ask yourself!!! Why are you doing this!!!!
I saw "Star Wars rankings trending" and it reminded me of this line in a book called How to Piss Off Men by Kyle Prue teeheeheehee. 😈
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I saw "Star Wars rankings trending" and it reminded me of this line in a book called How to Piss Off Men by Kyle Prue teeheeheehee. 😈
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
So... stalking? Isn't that not fucking legal?
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So... stalking? Isn't that not fucking legal?
I did spend some time reading people's horrified reactions with my hands steepled like Mr. Burns not gonna lie.
Whoever wrote that 🐌 scene in Welcome to Derry needs a welfare check
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I did spend some time reading people's horrified reactions with my hands steepled like Mr. Burns not gonna lie.
When you're mere days away from your book club trying to speedrun 100 YRS OF SOLITUDE in 3 days and literally everyone on the chain starts texting that they haven't finished the book yet. 😌
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When you're mere days away from your book club trying to speedrun 100 YRS OF SOLITUDE in 3 days and literally everyone on the chain starts texting that they haven't finished the book yet. 😌
👁👁
There is a scene in tonight's Welcome to Derry that is more gruesome and upsetting than anything thin the IT movies. And actually maybe any Stephen King adaptation ever? Junji Ito level horror.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
👁👁
The ep I wrote of WELCOME TO DERRY is streaming on HBO MAX now, check it out!
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The ep I wrote of WELCOME TO DERRY is streaming on HBO MAX now, check it out!
I've been sort of out of the loop for a few days, and I'm sorry, CLINTON AND TRUMP WHAT?! This is a twist!
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've been sort of out of the loop for a few days, and I'm sorry, CLINTON AND TRUMP WHAT?! This is a twist!
Get excited!!! 🥰
Episode 3 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming on HBO Max. Episode 4 this weekend.
@hbomax @HBO @IT_Official
@hbomax @HBO @IT_Official
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Get excited!!! 🥰
I was hard boiling an egg and it exploded!!! 💥
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I was hard boiling an egg and it exploded!!! 💥
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
I'm so excited for Wuthering Heights! And so what if it's an... interesting take?! There have been adaptations before, and will be adaptations after. And the book will remain. Emerald Fennell is not breaking into your house, stealing the book from your shelf, and burning it (that we know of)!
"Wuthering Heights" | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
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November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm so excited for Wuthering Heights! And so what if it's an... interesting take?! There have been adaptations before, and will be adaptations after. And the book will remain. Emerald Fennell is not breaking into your house, stealing the book from your shelf, and burning it (that we know of)!
The Mummy (1999)
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The Mummy (1999)
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
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Not trying to widen the political divide but I just think it would be good to have a president who isnt a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not trying to widen the political divide but I just think it would be good to have a president who isnt a pedophile
Not a drill, Robyn is back! It has been 84 years!!! ✨
Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
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November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not a drill, Robyn is back! It has been 84 years!!! ✨