Cranberry Sauce
@cloverheartquake.bsky.social
I'm Sauce. PDX. non-practicing librarian, burned-out anarchist, manic pixie dream MILF, other nonsense. sorry in advance about my posts! and everything else!
Pinned
Beauty, Grace, or Modern Forgery
An 18-track mix by Sauce, Aug 2025
mellow-glory.neocities.org
New mix! "Beauty, Grace, or Modern Forgery" - 70 minutes, 18 tracks, now available.
I'd love it if you checked it out. mellow-glory.neocities.org/blog/Beauty%...
I'd love it if you checked it out. mellow-glory.neocities.org/blog/Beauty%...
It's Time Chasers up next: go to hell, citizens and businesses of Rutland, Vermont!
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's Time Chasers up next: go to hell, citizens and businesses of Rutland, Vermont!
This song is called "Alice's Restaurant," and it's about Alice. And the restaurant. But Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This song is called "Alice's Restaurant," and it's about Alice. And the restaurant. But Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song.
i got halfway through tabulating the data on this (I was wondering how to weight release year/years in my collection, and whether it'd work to run a decaying average on 'last skipped' date) when I realized i don't want everyone on the internet knowing me quite that well
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
i got halfway through tabulating the data on this (I was wondering how to weight release year/years in my collection, and whether it'd work to run a decaying average on 'last skipped' date) when I realized i don't want everyone on the internet knowing me quite that well
finally you can own this groundbreaking album, painstakingly remastered to sound best through your phone speaker
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
finally you can own this groundbreaking album, painstakingly remastered to sound best through your phone speaker
I'm still not sure what a cyber razor cut is but I bet you wanted one too www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXJy...
Sega Mega Drive UK Advert - 1 - 1992 - To Be This Good Takes Ages - HQ
YouTube video by studio2television
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I'm still not sure what a cyber razor cut is but I bet you wanted one too www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXJy...
I love you, too
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I love you, too
note to self: buy chili and tortilla chips
If you're ever having a bad night, a quick way to improve it is to microwave a bowl of chili and then dump that on top of a plate of tortilla chips. You can add sour cream or shredded cheese as well. Then you might be under a lot of stress but at least, you'll have some very mediocre nachos.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
note to self: buy chili and tortilla chips
I was just referred to as someone's "better half" and I have a lot of Thoughts about this
[ray_thinking.jpg]
[ray_thinking.jpg]
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I was just referred to as someone's "better half" and I have a lot of Thoughts about this
[ray_thinking.jpg]
[ray_thinking.jpg]
43&Change, Sandy OR
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
43&Change, Sandy OR
To see the rot in no disguise
oh what a time to be alive
the scum, the shame, the fucking lies
oh what a time to be alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Xa...
oh what a time to be alive
the scum, the shame, the fucking lies
oh what a time to be alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Xa...
Superchunk - What a Time to Be Alive (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Merge Records on YouTube
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
To see the rot in no disguise
oh what a time to be alive
the scum, the shame, the fucking lies
oh what a time to be alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Xa...
oh what a time to be alive
the scum, the shame, the fucking lies
oh what a time to be alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Xa...
Reposted by Cranberry Sauce
there aren’t enough words to articulate how funny this is
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
there aren’t enough words to articulate how funny this is
moy and brigman are cowards who won't explore how hot Wilbur could be
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
moy and brigman are cowards who won't explore how hot Wilbur could be
So far as I can tell
feels like cathedral bells
and I'm fine in the mess that you made
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUI...
feels like cathedral bells
and I'm fine in the mess that you made
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUI...
Fig Dish - Bury Me
YouTube video by manic. musick
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So far as I can tell
feels like cathedral bells
and I'm fine in the mess that you made
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUI...
feels like cathedral bells
and I'm fine in the mess that you made
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUI...
i really hope this sore throat is dehydration and not a cold :(
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i really hope this sore throat is dehydration and not a cold :(
The Beths, Crystal Ballroom, 11/14/2025
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Beths, Crystal Ballroom, 11/14/2025
Reposted by Cranberry Sauce
AI World Clocks
The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.
clocks.brianmoore.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the satisfying sensation of deleting all the text i'd been typing, then closing the tab
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
the satisfying sensation of deleting all the text i'd been typing, then closing the tab
Reposted by Cranberry Sauce
For unclear reasons I have developed headcanon for the Maverick Auto Parts horse mascot
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
For unclear reasons I have developed headcanon for the Maverick Auto Parts horse mascot
Reposted by Cranberry Sauce
When you actually think about how many issues are tied to disability you never think about, it’s intentional.
crutchesandspice.com/2025/11/11/c...
crutchesandspice.com/2025/11/11/c...
Capitalists Were Never Going To Protect Your Healthcare When Your Disablement Is For Profit
When I first began my career in disability advocacy as a professional, I was bright-eyed, believing that I would be working with the most vocal supporters of DEI and who rallied behind diversity as…
crutchesandspice.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When you actually think about how many issues are tied to disability you never think about, it’s intentional.
crutchesandspice.com/2025/11/11/c...
crutchesandspice.com/2025/11/11/c...
i bet washing ashore feels really good
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i bet washing ashore feels really good
Shaki Tavi at Lollipop Shoppe. No Joy (headlining) to follow. This is another venue I didn't fully appreciate until it had to close.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Shaki Tavi at Lollipop Shoppe. No Joy (headlining) to follow. This is another venue I didn't fully appreciate until it had to close.
that could be a sweet one-hitter
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
that could be a sweet one-hitter