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36 now but not telling when that happened.
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the breakdown videos translating said made up alien language were neat
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"the frequency phones operate is different now than then"

well okay that makes sense. Still, weird thought.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
like sure, the dialup sound is nostalgic because we no longer use dialup modems

so therefore the speaker interference is also nostalgic because we don't use.....well, hold on yes we do. We didn't stop keeping phones on computer desks, something else changed.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I remember downloading a song off limewire that I thought was linkin park's in the end but it turned out to be audio of some guy saying this
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
casually posting on bluesky, uploading a picture of a sign that says "help" then getting kicked off bluesky for a post I made a month ago :)
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What's funny is I don't think any other boss requires you to scan it in order to target what you're supposed to, but it reinforces the importance of scanning anyway
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have a few more minutes to kill at work so I'm gonna highlight that when you fight the first boss in metroid prime your lock on targets its chest until you scan it. The scan tells you about the boss but also your lock on then targets its mouth instead which does more damage
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
come as you are
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
While I'm here I think Team Aces should make a Star Fox game but I don't think they've done rail-shooter style gameplay before, have they?
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Any objections, Lady?"
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Adam could have been cool if he was more like Handler Walter
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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we wanted to make samus’s experience as a capable woman more realistic, so we gave her an annoying man who thinks that he’s funny and constantly telling her what to do
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
crazy what facial hair and a wardrobe does to someone's perception of a guy

...also I definitely assumed you were older than me for some reason based on....well, nothing I guess lol
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
further I think we need to stop giving silicon valley a free pass to use schools as a dumping ground (sorry, "test bed") for whatever new techno-snake oil they want everyone to adopt, chrome books are just one such thing
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
excuse me, what I meant to say was

what
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm sorry, what
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is like textbook blasphemy isn't it?

Like, isn't this one of the explicitly enumerated commandments, how is this not a False God lol
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't remember how far into the game the hint pop ups -stop- alerting you to nearby save rooms
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Relevant to me because metroid prime was my first metroid game and fps game so "imagine it was your first time playing metroid prime" hi it's me it was my first time once, I was ten-ish I remember it well lol
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think in the context of how to tutorialize metroid prime 4 specifically it's useful that there exist three functionally identical (for the sake of conversation) games that already exist, not sure why i haven't seen discussion acknowledge them.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM