ScreamingMD
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screamingmd.bsky.social
Aaaaaahhhhh teenage angst over that one class at 10p

Be a parent. 90% worry 10% fun. But the fun outweighs the worry.
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ryanmarino.bsky.social
NHANES runs mobile clinics that travel the country measuring height, weight, & blood pressure while collecting blood and urine samples. These samples are our only national source for tracking everything from blood sugar to hormones, heavy metals, and more.

The entire operation has been eliminated.
kcklatt.bsky.social
Everyone across biomedicine should be very loud about this so this team's RIF status gets reversed. Nhanes has been key for tracking obesity & diabetes rates, identifying high blood lead levels in kids in the 70s, tracking progress on cholesterol lowering, guiding nutrient fortification programs etc
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rheumcat.bsky.social
“It’s devastating, and it will be very, very difficult for the survey to continue with this group gone because as valuable and as important as the other people are, they don’t have the understanding and the experience of running the survey with the contractors in the field on a day-to-day basis.”
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rheumcat.bsky.social
They just killed NHANES.

Every US public health student learns about this study.

It’s given us all sorts of important knowledge about the health of Americans and they just ended it.
screamingmd.bsky.social
I have one of those in my bathroom. It controls the tub jets.
screamingmd.bsky.social
I’m too online. I thought this said Artificial Gender Intelligence and the OP was afraid. Which made some sense bc what is Artificial Gender? Not that I would be against it but how would it have Intelligence that non-Artificial Genders didn’t have - and that’s where I knew to reread.
veryimportant.lawyer
THE DUMBEST ASSHOLE YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE: Artificial general intelligence is just around the corner. I’m going to develop it. I’m afraid of it.
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abeardedpanda.bsky.social
Imagine devoting your entire life to prostrating yourself before this man and when you die trying to further his movement he eulogizes you by saying "lmao skill issue git gud"
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Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
screamingmd.bsky.social
Normally I park in the same place but a not normal shift (for me)…
screamingmd.bsky.social
Now playing everyone’s favorite post-shift game:

Where the fuck did I park?
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repcasar.bsky.social
You can understand this shutdown with 3 numbers.

15M — the number of people Republicans want to kick off health care

20M — the number of people Republicans want to 2x health premiums for

0 — the number of times Republicans have called the House back to reopen the government
screamingmd.bsky.social
The sour gushers are boring gummies until the inside gushes out. Brief seconds of extreme sour.
screamingmd.bsky.social
Complain to charge RN that you need sugar but can’t find any in the immediate area.

Sugar arrives.
Trolli sour brite crawlers and super sour gushers
screamingmd.bsky.social
Why are they trying to take away my reason to wake up?
screamingmd.bsky.social
Anyway this particular consultant is on The List. Outside of work, he gets No Quarter. Inside of work, the patient comes first. If he is ever the patient, no professional courtesy given - he will wait his turn like every other patient.
screamingmd.bsky.social
I tried to explain:
A - I don’t control the weather
B - how big the storm was
C - I don’t control if the helicopter flies
D - helicopters fall out of the sky in storms
E - ambulances also tip over in high winds
F - alive patient delayed was better than dead patient and crew

15 minutes of yelling
screamingmd.bsky.social
I remember this storm from 2014. Mostly because by the time it hit my area, I was working and a consultant spent 15 minutes yelling (yes) at me on the phone because the helicopter wasn’t going to be flying (yes) and every minute counted for the patient’s condition (yes).
Radar from a huge storm from Quebec to Cuba - plus ads
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emergencybod.medsky.social
If I walk up to a fully grown adult who’s acting like a twat & slap them, it’s assault.

But if it’s the smallest, weakest, most vulnerable person in my family, someone who depends on me entirely for love & safety, some would call it discipline.

It’s mad, isn’t it?
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Alan Shearer and Michael Caine join calls for PM to ban smacking
Smacking is already banned in Wales and Scotland, but in England, the Children's Act allows for the practice in cases where it is "reasonable punishment".
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marcelias.bsky.social
The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.
screamingmd.bsky.social
The crown is the M of TIME and the sunlight is showing through his hair. Unless I was looking at a different cover. He’s so weird.
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shematologist.medsky.social
I worked with an incredible team this week who did hard things with grace and covered a super sick service and there were so many great moments but I’ve never been as proud as when a teen patient started calling the intern bestie
a woman says i am proud i am like a proud mama in front of a mirror
Alt: a woman says i am proud i am like a proud mama in front of a mirror
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