Schafe
@schafe.bsky.social
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he/him at a stretch, desperately wanting to be able to stop the pretence of being a human.
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Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.
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Ding ding. Lots of protest advice out there, but this is near the top of the list for everybody. No face, no thumbprint, nothing. Passcode only and do not provide it under any circumstances.
Reminder to disable biometrics on your phone before attending any protests. If police ask for the passcode, you do not have to provide it.
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Potatoes (a main ingredient in both the “traditional” Sunday roast and fish & chips) only arrived in the British Isles from South America around the 1580s, & didn’t catch on as a popular food until the late 18th century; which is also about the same time curry arrived in the UK
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
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For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.
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Hello UK #TTRPG folks! I need your knowledge!

What TTRPG stores do you know in the UK?

I decided to create (the start of) a compilation of stores that stock TTRPGs. Have a look, and if you know one I've not found yet, please submit it through the form linked on the doc!
UK TTRPG Stores
docs.google.com
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imagine being so racist that you proudly declare in public you've never enjoyed a flavorful meal in your life
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
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it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
No Kings this weekend, want to have access of Bluesky to get photos and the like.
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You'd have to say "let our clearly violent hard right hooligans, who the last time they were allowed to come to a foreign city were caught on camera in multiple videos being violent hard right hooligans, come to your city or it's like the holocaust" is really up there as a classic UK media moment
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
I'm just saying that the Prime Minister should be making a comment about his opinions on every police action planned for a football match going forward. There are only dozens of them a weekend during the football season so should be doable.
I still have no idea what Number 10 was thinking intervening over policing. If they ‘win’ the standoff, Keir Starmer personally owns any incident that happens around the match. And he’s broken the precedent of interfering in operational matters, and so will be asked to do so relentlessly.
Feel really bad for letting professionalism stay my tongue when a customer looking for gravy (which has been placed badly in the latest store rejig) commented about not wanting "all this foreign muck" because she found me in the Asian food aisle, I should've explained the economics behind it.
(The chicken tikka masala thing is backed up by opinion poll after opinion poll. I suspect its popularity might be slipping a bit largely because lots of people’s taste in curries is no longer quite so basic.)
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
Next door to my parents died late last year. House has been on the Market since March, no movement, price feels kinda ridiculous, based on new builds in the town rather than factoring this house was lived in by one family since the 60s
I can live with just the Mr Blobby song replacing our national anthem,
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if the management of this place actually wanted to increase the userbase, the best way to attract a lot of progressives would be to take a public anti-conservative stance, & the best way to attract a lot of conservatives would be to take a public anti-conservative stance
The preformative pageantry of how British Society at large deals with it's history has robbed so many people of being able to engage with it sensibly or with any sort of understanding.
British public have some sense of solemnity challenge (Impossible)
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Jenrick was a full on casual at 5 but got into ecstacy at 7 and really mellowed
The chances that Robert Jenrick *literally* went to "more than a few football matches in the away end" at Villa Park *in the 1980s* (ie, before his 8th birthday on 8.1.1990) are vanishingly small to non-existent. (He may have been in the away end at Villa Park as a child or teenager in the 1990s)
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if you'll indulge me...

lmao it's a sweep
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Welcome to Bluesky 💙🦋
"we bat all the way down, got players who can bat top 3 with white ball all the way down to 7" is a child's strategy because it fundamentally disregards the notion that the game changes in different phases and the lack of understanding doesn't bode well for their bowling management either.
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As heartening as Australia's current team woes may be for the Ashes, still feels like England have gotten really bad at being able to manage a batting order. Obviously more impactful in limited overs but still not a great sign.
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Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.

But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.

Good night.