robjrii.bsky.social
@robjrii.bsky.social
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Just been reminded of the existence of the Bitch I’m Fabulous Mantis. Morning all
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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As long as AI stays exactly like this, stops evaporating all the water out of the oceans, and loses the trillions of misguided investment, I regret to say that I now love it.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Good advice from Stavvy. www.vulture.com/article/stav...
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I am so, so disappointed that we have ourselves another Milkshake Duck.
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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This was a word AND he cussed 😂
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight
September 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Don't be surprised if whoever killed Charlie Kirk has no coherent political ideology, didn't do it for any particular reason, and doesn’t fall anywhere neat on the left/right paradigm.
September 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
God, I hate it when talking to my parents they just go on about how *dangerous* it is in the city I live in. But every once in awhile, I bring up some dumbass car problem and the go full on “Car Talk” and find me an answer. Thanks guys, whacking the door panel repeatedly did make my window go down.
September 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Talk about a cheap date
August 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Parkour.
August 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social Seems like something you would appreciate if you haven’t seen yet
Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.
July 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.
July 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I feel like at some point you can't even blame the conspiracy theorists for having broken brains. god is gaslighting them
July 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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holy shit lmao
July 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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While was Trump was golfing this weekend, and while Ted Cruz was vacationing in Greece, the President of Mexico Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo quietly sent rescue teams to help with the Texas floods.
July 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done
June 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Supreme Court: Anyone, citizen or not, can be disappeared to a concentration camp in a foreign country without trial, warrant, or evidence.

Democrats: We have to make sure a muslim doesn't get elected mayor
June 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
lol, okay? I deleted that app like six months ago and haven’t looked back. Glad to hear things are staying normal there
June 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM