robjrii.bsky.social
@robjrii.bsky.social
Yup, slurp that Cave Bird, but don’t even try to slurp that swastika
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
That’s a hell of a leap to make there, Clark.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Ah yes, you’re right. Orange cats are not in fact stupid, they just put all their stat points into being *emotionally* intelligent. Totally.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Aww
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh damn, so it IS actually a thing??
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
lol, I always forget the other miscreant involved was from my hometown.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yeah, but walking from Farragut west is more annoying. I would get out at McPherson. But whatever, the whole trope about the proximity of the Capitol or White House is annoying. I am about one mile from the former and 1.5 from the latter, and they say shootings near my house r “near the White House”
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yeah, okay, whatever then. Fair.
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Which Farragut? Not justifying the “Just Steps From The White House” bullshit, but I would totally get off at Farragut North if I were taking the red line.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Thank you! Now have plans between football games tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I vaguely remember seeing this when I was a kid… know where it is streaming?
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
FBI just said they are in the hospital in critical condition. 🤞
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ah, this was a fun one. Thank you, sir!
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I am a postal carrier and I can say outright, yes, if that is in fact true, it is just on paper.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Jesus, nice pull
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
“Cannabis’ buzzy compound?” That is one hell of a way to put “the shit that gets you high.”
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Jesus, Paul. You’re making me feel ancient as one of the few who still remember that
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I’m fucking sorry, how on earth is this the first I am hearing of this movie? I was 15 when it came out! That’s prime movie-going age, especially in the 90s. I am so gonna find a stream of this somewhere.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Jesus Christ, how did Adam fucking Friedland get so good at this? The goddamn bug from Cumtown?really?
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Yeah, to be fair my paternal grandparents were originally from Ontario. That’s probably where it came from. That said, it’s just so funny when there is just something you have called a normal day to day object your entire life that makes everyone else look at you cross eyed
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My man said “toques.” But really, moved south from downstate NY like twenty years ago and still 90% of people here have no idea what I am talking about. Cmon y’all, I’m an adult, I don’t wear a “beanie.”
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Uh huh. Sure.
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Oh god just go fuck yourselves
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM