Alexander Glass
@alexanderglass.bsky.social
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Writing, reading, musicking and pondering. Fix your hearts or die.
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Photographer Mustafa Ozturk. Mersin, Turkey.
A Dragonfly sits on a chameleon's head.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
His weirdly long left arm must have been the clinching factor.
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sardonicus.eu
The Ferry - wood engraving by George Mackley, 1951
several boats, a boat house and a large impressive house higher up on the land
alexanderglass.bsky.social
Imagine real-time relationship advice from MUSK.
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slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.
thevoidencore.bsky.social
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
alexanderglass.bsky.social
Wonderful thread. Maybe there is hope for humanity after all.
bevismusson.bsky.social
You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
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tomgauld.bsky.social
My cartoon for the books page in this week’s @theguardian.com
Title: Where writers really get their ideas.

A writer, holding a note in his outstretched hand approaches a cart in the park. The front of the cart reads 'Fresh ideas' and a colourful umbrella shades the server who is reaching deep into the body of the cart (much as an ice-cream vendor might) and saying:
 "I'm all out of mind-blowing concepts and heart-rending narratives, but I've got an acerbic observation, an unexpected outcome and a couple of amusing notions."
alexanderglass.bsky.social
Years of watching Poirot means I now have a Pavlovian response to the sight of a walk-in bath. It signifies the start and end of the adverts, and so I automatically reach for the mute button.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
Farage is a carnivorous tampon.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
That's a very fair point.

I suppose I'm also holding on to a hope in renewable energy, given that it's developed far faster than people thought.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
He looks like someone has slightly inflated Terry Wogan with a bicycle pump.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
I'm not religious but I've realised I have faith that the state of the world will improve.

And it IS faith, because I have no logical reason to suppose it's true.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
I'm not saying Katya's a Russian princess, but she bought some caviar and DROPPED SOME ON THE FLOOR.
Two little orange caviar eggs on the floor.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
Mel Stride.

... But he hasn't succeeded.

(I'll get me coat.)
Conservative MP Mel Stride.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
Unsolicited ... Oh, you know the rest.
Dick van Dyke.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
And of course his beautiful poetry.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
I haven't seen it for years and was planning a re-watch. Is there anything I should be wary of?
alexanderglass.bsky.social
No no, you're looking at it the wrong way. Parking is reserved for happy frogs.
alexanderglass.bsky.social
I wonder what other emotions they might display.

While my guitar smugly smirks.

While my guitar hysterically laughs.

While my guitar primarily screams.
misterabk.bsky.social
Respect to George Harrison. If my guitar gently wept I would freak out.