Christian Petersen
@raevpet.com
i love goblins
i make video games
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reluctantly located in belgium
he/they
i make video games
i'm @raevpet on all the platforms
reluctantly located in belgium
he/they
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Christian Petersen
@raevpet.com
· Sep 3
S1A1: Lad Os Lave en Podcast
open.spotify.com
Hey danske følgere, mine venner og jeg har lavet en dum podcast som du kan finde ved at søge efter Dansk Podcast i din podcast app eller læse om på dansk.website eller lytte til på
open.spotify.com/show/25Ooy75...
open.spotify.com/show/25Ooy75...
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correct! every post about fixing a broken games industry that involves [specific games industry tweaks] and not [destroying a speculation-mad executive class and using their bones for compost] is just wasting everyone's time
if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
February 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
correct! every post about fixing a broken games industry that involves [specific games industry tweaks] and not [destroying a speculation-mad executive class and using their bones for compost] is just wasting everyone's time
you can tell that he's into it a little bit
illustration, dreamcast magazine (1998) archive.org/details/drea...
February 16, 2026 at 6:36 AM
you can tell that he's into it a little bit
Presidents' Day would be a funny day for it
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Presidents' Day would be a funny day for it
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This is what America is 🫡🥘🦅
We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate.
(I am going to go cry now)
(I am going to go cry now)
February 16, 2026 at 5:43 AM
This is what America is 🫡🥘🦅
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YOU (catching me going through your kitchen cabinets): looking for something?
ME (startled): oh! No, no, I was just... (shaking head, mumbling under my breath) the Arkenstone....
YOU: whatever
(later)
(my funeral)
PRIEST: he died without the Arkenstone
MORAL:
Bro was looking for the Arkenstone!!!!!
ME (startled): oh! No, no, I was just... (shaking head, mumbling under my breath) the Arkenstone....
YOU: whatever
(later)
(my funeral)
PRIEST: he died without the Arkenstone
MORAL:
Bro was looking for the Arkenstone!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
YOU (catching me going through your kitchen cabinets): looking for something?
ME (startled): oh! No, no, I was just... (shaking head, mumbling under my breath) the Arkenstone....
YOU: whatever
(later)
(my funeral)
PRIEST: he died without the Arkenstone
MORAL:
Bro was looking for the Arkenstone!!!!!
ME (startled): oh! No, no, I was just... (shaking head, mumbling under my breath) the Arkenstone....
YOU: whatever
(later)
(my funeral)
PRIEST: he died without the Arkenstone
MORAL:
Bro was looking for the Arkenstone!!!!!
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Da jeg hørte begrebet "Rådet for kulturel modstandskraft", spændte jeg hanen på min bull-shit pistol.
Et klassisk eksempel på ringe symbolpolitik. Politikerne vil virke som om 'de gør noget' - viser 'handlekraft'.
Det nye råd er dog en parodi...
1/9
#dkpol
www.information.dk/kultur/leder...
Et klassisk eksempel på ringe symbolpolitik. Politikerne vil virke som om 'de gør noget' - viser 'handlekraft'.
Det nye råd er dog en parodi...
1/9
#dkpol
www.information.dk/kultur/leder...
Nyt kulturråd får ens ’bull shit’-detektor til at slå alarm
Kulturministeriets nye råd skal give anbefalinger til, hvordan borgerne og kulturlivet skal styrke den ’kulturelle modstandskraft’. Men symptomatisk begynder rådet uden en definition på begrebet
www.information.dk
February 15, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Da jeg hørte begrebet "Rådet for kulturel modstandskraft", spændte jeg hanen på min bull-shit pistol.
Et klassisk eksempel på ringe symbolpolitik. Politikerne vil virke som om 'de gør noget' - viser 'handlekraft'.
Det nye råd er dog en parodi...
1/9
#dkpol
www.information.dk/kultur/leder...
Et klassisk eksempel på ringe symbolpolitik. Politikerne vil virke som om 'de gør noget' - viser 'handlekraft'.
Det nye råd er dog en parodi...
1/9
#dkpol
www.information.dk/kultur/leder...
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or just stop posting sceeenshots from twitter like a pining divorcee whose friends all say “yeah they still haven’t gotten over it”’ behind their back
just a regular reminder to please alt text twitter screenshots with the names of the dipshits who tweeted them so those of us who left twitter in part to get away from said dipshits and muted said dipshits' names upon arriving here don't have to see their continued dipshittery
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
or just stop posting sceeenshots from twitter like a pining divorcee whose friends all say “yeah they still haven’t gotten over it”’ behind their back
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
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Imagine centering the dude with the Nazi tat who has never won an election, while ignoring Michelle Wu, the only mayor of Boston in history to run for re-election unopposed.
Kind of a feckless and inept editorial choice.
Kind of a feckless and inept editorial choice.
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Imagine centering the dude with the Nazi tat who has never won an election, while ignoring Michelle Wu, the only mayor of Boston in history to run for re-election unopposed.
Kind of a feckless and inept editorial choice.
Kind of a feckless and inept editorial choice.
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Purposefully doing your mom at a historical inauguration for fat people is a form of chauvinism
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Purposefully doing your mom at a historical inauguration for fat people is a form of chauvinism
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
damn okay what happens when the clock is done ticking
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
damn okay what happens when the clock is done ticking
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Mayolaise
[mey-uh-leyz, mey-uh-leyz] / ˌmeɪ əˈleɪz, ˈmeɪ əˈlɛz /
noun
a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort as a result of spending time in- or having to live in Belgium.
[mey-uh-leyz, mey-uh-leyz] / ˌmeɪ əˈleɪz, ˈmeɪ əˈlɛz /
noun
a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort as a result of spending time in- or having to live in Belgium.
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Mayolaise
[mey-uh-leyz, mey-uh-leyz] / ˌmeɪ əˈleɪz, ˈmeɪ əˈlɛz /
noun
a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort as a result of spending time in- or having to live in Belgium.
[mey-uh-leyz, mey-uh-leyz] / ˌmeɪ əˈleɪz, ˈmeɪ əˈlɛz /
noun
a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort as a result of spending time in- or having to live in Belgium.
Mayolaise
[mey-uh-leyz, mey-uh-leyz] / ˌmeɪ əˈleɪz, ˈmeɪ əˈlɛz /
noun
a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort as a result of spending time in- or having to live in Belgium.
[mey-uh-leyz, mey-uh-leyz] / ˌmeɪ əˈleɪz, ˈmeɪ əˈlɛz /
noun
a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort as a result of spending time in- or having to live in Belgium.
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Mayolaise
[mey-uh-leyz, mey-uh-leyz] / ˌmeɪ əˈleɪz, ˈmeɪ əˈlɛz /
noun
a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort as a result of spending time in- or having to live in Belgium.
[mey-uh-leyz, mey-uh-leyz] / ˌmeɪ əˈleɪz, ˈmeɪ əˈlɛz /
noun
a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort as a result of spending time in- or having to live in Belgium.
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Cancel your Discord Nitro 😌
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Cancel your Discord Nitro 😌
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WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD. And no, we didn't spend $8 million. @evystadium.bsky.social has more on how we did it.
Read the behind-the-scenes story by @jasonkoebler.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
Read the behind-the-scenes story by @jasonkoebler.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD. And no, we didn't spend $8 million. @evystadium.bsky.social has more on how we did it.
Read the behind-the-scenes story by @jasonkoebler.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
Read the behind-the-scenes story by @jasonkoebler.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
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Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
"I think we're having two different conversations here."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, yeah, I know you say you have a plan for that. But what if any part of it fails? I've had plans for years, and followed them, and now I live in fucking Belgium."
"Yeah, yeah, I know you say you have a plan for that. But what if any part of it fails? I've had plans for years, and followed them, and now I live in fucking Belgium."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"At what point do we stop admiring the problem and actually do something about it?"
"At what point do we stop admiring the problem and actually do something about it?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"I think we're having two different conversations here."
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Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords
yeah Bluesky is primarily a Tumblric language
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords
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