The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
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Creator of "Peanuts." Not the famous "Peanuts." A different, sucky "Peanuts."
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Just watched HORROR EXPRESS (1972) and I’m not crying, you’re crying
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just watched HORROR EXPRESS (1972) and I’m not crying, you’re crying
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The Necessary Corporatization of Netflix gets another rare W.
"Ahhhh I have arrived on the Street of Sesame, on a sunny day turned cloudy . . . "
Yes, folks, it's Beignet Blanc!
Yes, folks, it's Beignet Blanc!
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Necessary Corporatization of Netflix gets another rare W.
"And please say hi to your parents, Mr and Mrs Beast."
I genuinely like Dave's Netflix show, but the thought of how he's going to interview "Mr. Beast" now vs. how he would have interviewed him in like 1988 is profoundly depressing
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"And please say hi to your parents, Mr and Mrs Beast."
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Kindergartners ain’t got shit on me. Michael Jordan of drawing clocks
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Kindergartners ain’t got shit on me. Michael Jordan of drawing clocks
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grizzly fireworks sign, russell street, missoula, montana, 1987
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
grizzly fireworks sign, russell street, missoula, montana, 1987
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So weird.
It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…
…there are consequences…
Weird.
It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…
…there are consequences…
Weird.
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So weird.
It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…
…there are consequences…
Weird.
It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…
…there are consequences…
Weird.
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All The President's MRIs
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
All The President's MRIs
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🦈So you want to draw a Jaws🦈
A follower asked for a breakdown of the shapes, so of course I went overboard, lol. Here you go!
A follower asked for a breakdown of the shapes, so of course I went overboard, lol. Here you go!
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
🦈So you want to draw a Jaws🦈
A follower asked for a breakdown of the shapes, so of course I went overboard, lol. Here you go!
A follower asked for a breakdown of the shapes, so of course I went overboard, lol. Here you go!
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As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
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David Wojnarowicz 1988
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
David Wojnarowicz 1988
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Richard Pryor - BOTD in 1940
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Richard Pryor - BOTD in 1940
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You can still get this recipe & speaking as someone who's never made a successful pie crust the instructions look promising. If I still never make a successful pie crust, at least some folks got a little food money.
Perhaps like me you don't live in Portland, ME, but often wish you did. Maybe one reason (as for me) is Tandem Coffee, whose pie is superb. They are raising money for Wayside Food Programs in Maine - you get their pie dough recipe for a donation of $5 or more: www.tandemcoffee.com/products/pie...
Pie Dough (Recipe) For The People
A digital recipe. The foundation of something good. A way to help. Happy holidays! We've made this video to help you through one of the most important parts of a homemade feast—the pie crust. Tandem h...
www.tandemcoffee.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You can still get this recipe & speaking as someone who's never made a successful pie crust the instructions look promising. If I still never make a successful pie crust, at least some folks got a little food money.
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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ACAB means ACAB
Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ACAB means ACAB
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You will never get rid of LGBTQ people, try as you might, so knock it off
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You will never get rid of LGBTQ people, try as you might, so knock it off
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The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
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The time when his unhinged hateful rants dont hang over a holiday season is coming and it gets closer every day
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The time when his unhinged hateful rants dont hang over a holiday season is coming and it gets closer every day
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
Weather app: OH MY GOD THE STORM WILL STOP IN HALF AN HOUR THE WORST HAS PASSED YOU'LL BE SAFE SOON
Outside: Windless bare lawn.
Outside: Windless bare lawn.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Weather app: OH MY GOD THE STORM WILL STOP IN HALF AN HOUR THE WORST HAS PASSED YOU'LL BE SAFE SOON
Outside: Windless bare lawn.
Outside: Windless bare lawn.
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One of my holiday alltimers now. Whether this dub or the original with subtitles, see it.
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
One of my holiday alltimers now. Whether this dub or the original with subtitles, see it.
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