Joel Bernstein
@castirony.bsky.social
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castirony.bsky.social
That would be true but also Ted Sarandos hates theaters
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castirony.bsky.social
They could see that you bought a phone, but not which specific phone.

(Unless the retailer is recording serial numbers)
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lowrhoufo.bsky.social
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
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sethcotlar.bsky.social
I'm so old, I remember when the US encouraged Nazis to emigrate only if they had substantial rocket engineering skills.
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uhactually.bsky.social
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
castirony.bsky.social
We should have some kind of term for people who collaborate with Nazis
castirony.bsky.social
My guess is that AI images often have really vibrant colors/lighting and tend to get better engagement from the wide swath of social media not trained to spot them
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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sbmitche.bsky.social
I was just discussing price increases in the US across a wide range of goods following T’s tariffs. Definitely feeling it at the grocery store.
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jason1749.bsky.social
I maintain, Daniel Craig's delivery of "the Nazi child masturbating in the bathroom" is the best line read of the century.
windowseat.bsky.social
Every time the horrible young Republicans group chat stuff is mentioned, I think of Jacob Thrombey. (I should really rewatch Knives Out. It's even a good autumn movie.)
Jacob Thrombey from Knives Out.
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bencollins.bsky.social
Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
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paulduane.bsky.social
'Sora cost $20 a month & subscribers can generate an unlimited number of AI videos... this costs (Sora owners) OpenAI "at least $5 per 10-second video"'.

Journalists, please ask more questions about how this tech could ever in a million years make a profit?
britthates.bsky.social
studio execs & major outlets claim AI is "inevitable" and poised to take over Hollywood. the reality is much different. i spoke with filmmakers, producers, and editors about how AI is actually showing up in productions – and what it still can't do:
Hollywood Has a Major AI Hype Problem
Studio execs and major media outlets claim that AI is "inevitable" and poised to take over film and TV. The reality is much different.
movieweb.com
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
I'm not trying to be a dick.

But they picked two fat republicans for a bunch of jokes when the young republicans said the worst shit imaginable.

My fat ass is out there fighting for what's right.

Stop equating fat with bad or less. Stop telling ME I'm one annoyance away from being your target.
Two-fat white men in suits.
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jacketdan.bsky.social
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
castirony.bsky.social
Tired: git command line inconsistencies
Wired: git arcane runes’ subtle lore
castirony.bsky.social
I think the French know about coffee presses
castirony.bsky.social
Yeah I’ve been putting that off for about six years
castirony.bsky.social
I could just assume it was
castirony.bsky.social
This is how a Children of Time happens
castirony.bsky.social
It still kind of blows my mind that at some point a real person had to invent “what if cracker but salty”