Joel Bernstein
castirony.bsky.social
Joel Bernstein
@castirony.bsky.social
🤔👨🏻‍💻📲🕴️ (he/him)
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I get that he’s good looking but how does he make the lighting do that
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I assume inside is just a freezer with the frozen sliders they already sell, and a microwave, on a conveyor?
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The main reason to pay attention to them is to be able to find the lowest price among nearby gas stations. If you’re already pretty sure your preferred station is likely to be close to the lowest current price, then yeah it doesn’t matter much.
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted by Joel Bernstein
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My “not referring to a penis” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reposted by Joel Bernstein
People dislike Myles because he is a mirror in which we see reflected our own cringe. Myles forces us to confront ourselves when we would rather pretend, we're Samus. To 100% Metroid Prime 4 you must come to terms with scanning yourself.
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m not worried about this ruining Dragon Quest XII because I don’t think there’s going to be a Dragon Quest XII
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The antisemitism task force:
a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
Alt: You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
So glad I got this one when it was still in print
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Somewhere in his mind there’s apparently a dividing line between the Bad Nazis (who make EU rules he doesn’t want to follow) and the Good Nazis (who do the fun salutes he likes and also agree with him about which races should be exterminated) and it’s fascinating.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM