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I wonder what it is about Rachel Reeves that they hate: a woman who went to a comprehensive school, who rose from relatively humble origins to the top and who still speaks with a South London accent. I wonder why they hate her so much. It's a mystery.
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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The Kemoi Badenoch energy that radiates off these anti-Reeves articles shows just how much having a figure who isn't a fucking clown as Opposition Leader actually matters - a principle that R Beloved Fourth Estate really cared about from 2015-2024 but mysteriously gave up on for some reason
This is the point where the anti-Reeves stories tip into madness. Criticise her performance all you like but what the hell is this?
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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These are the numbers we need to remember 🚨

"Three quarters of children in poverty are in working families."

"The two-child benefit cap dragged hundreds of thousands of children into poverty."

No child should grow up in poverty.
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Does Kemi Badenoch not understand that every time she accuses some of a criminal offence, she is open to the reminder that she admitted hacking an MPs website? #PMQs
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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When we look back on the horror of these years, these mid-ocean assassinations will be seen as particularly morally squalid episodes, militarily pointless exercises in cruelty in the service of amusing the regime’s online fans.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Surely you’d type this number, this initial line, and you’d think “hang on a moment, what on earth am I claiming here?”
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Yet he seems to have forgiven and is working with the Tories that jumped ship.

Farage forgets that his own team are mostly a bunch of Tory has beens…

Danny Kruger, Nadine Dorries, Jonathan Gullis, Pochin, Berry, Anderson could surely answer for the lies he accuses them of?
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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I see @zackpolanski.bsky.social and his party are so committed to taxing the wealthy that last night a majority of his MPs voted to exempt major landowners from paying the same taxes the rest of us do.
He's just a Lib Dem in drag.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Breaking news:- Rachel Reeves denies that she ever told Chris Mason and the Times that she'd played Jane in the MGM Tarzan films....who do you believe? Just saying. Maureen O'Sullivan is unavailable for comment (ed. Because she's dead)
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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That "Premier League billionaire" is Tony Bloom of Brighton and Hove Albion, if you hadn't guessed.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Key aide to Nigel Farage was frontman for Premier League billionaire’s betting syndicate, lawsuit claims
Exclusive: George Cottrell ‘gave control’ of gambling accounts to syndicate headed by Tony Bloom, the owner of Brighton & Hove Albion FC
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Chris Mason seems to be taking his time doing the BBC News blog about how we weren't misled by the Chancellor after all? Surely this is his time for a huge splash.
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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So much for all that bleating about being misled by the Treasury from the BBC's political editor Chris Mason .....
www.ft.com/content/48c2...
UK Politics: OBR says Reeves did not mislead public over Budget forecasts
Fiscal watchdog faces Treasury committee after accidental publication of key report prompted chair to resign
www.ft.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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But I’ve been assured by people having 5 day twitter meltdowns on this subject that this isn’t true
David Miles (of the OBR) at the Treasury Select Committee: Reeves’ speech was not inconsistent with the OBR’s assessment.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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“How infuriating the last government did something I regard as mad. Shame I am powerless to do anything about it.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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It's not the windfarm, it's the route onshore. There are far better options than the one chosen, which basically cuts a swathe right across the Fylde cost to Preston. It will cause havoc crossing the only routes connecting Blackpool and Lytham St Annes, cuts across nature reserves, farmland...
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Listening to David Lammy on @BBCr4today attempting to justify abolishing trial by jury, it is increasingly and terrifyingly clear that he simply does not understand the issues.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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We are delighted to welcome Jonathan Gullis to Reform UK. I had to calm down Lee Anderson, who was concerned that he may no longer be the thickest twat in the party.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
'As for the Tories, in three years they’ve gone from “it’s completely fine for the prime minister to lie to Parliament about events he was photographed attending” to “ministers should have to resign if their aides whisper things to journalists that turn out not to be true” '
Government In A Nutshell: my SKETCH of Keir Starmer - who wants to know who's running the country - and Kemi Badenoch, who now thinks Rachel Reeves should resign for NOT raising tax rates.

thecritic.co.uk/gove...
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Pete Hegseth has never been qualified for his job, and he has months of costly mistakes and scandals to prove it. He must resign or be fired.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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This sums up Badenoch's leadership to a T: against a failed and flailing government, cannot ever clear the bar of 'not sounding both insane and out of her depth'.
What is she even talking about? The OBR is, by design, not under the control of Rachel Reeves.
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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As Jonathan Gullis joins Reform UK, it's only fair to remind people of this.

All forgotten, is it, Dickie? ~AA
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Let silly hacks go and work on their next bit of Westminster gossip. THIS is the main news from that conference. The clearest indication yet, right from the top.
👏🏽"We must all now confront the reality that the Brexit deal significantly hurt our economy. We have to keep reducing frictions. We have to keep moving towards a closer relationship with the EU. And we have to be grown up about it. To accept that it will require trade-offs."👏🏽

Music to my ears. ~AA
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Johnson's lies led to the needless deaths of 23000 people.
Rachel Reeves' spin doesn't even register on the scale of Johnson (and Hancock's) deceit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Can someone tell these useless b*stards that the election won't be until 2028/9 no matter what bollocks they make up between now and then and that it will be called by whoever is the LABOUR PM at the time, not by Nigel Fartage or Chris 'someone lied to be so I shit myself' Mason
Dear Hacks,

Neither the Chancellor of the Exchequer nor the Prime Minister’s credibility are not in question. Collectively, you on the other hand have further trashed your believability ratings. Resign

As for the cabinet minister briefing that they’ve been misled, you are duty bound to resign.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM