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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · Jan 31

wanna see the opposite of a swastika?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 3h

I found one of the most unhinged threads in the history of guys for the arcade guys episode. God bless the workers at Dave and Busters

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

youtu.be/EJBlN8b-r60?...

The Fall - "Theme from Sparta F.C."

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

aww i really had no idea.
it's a beautiful thread ❤️

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

hickory?

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

hey! ❤️
pat both for me!

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

fellas

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

why do you hate american food?

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 3h

“Did he set fire to the convent?”

“I’m sure he’s started many fires. He barbecues a lot.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

STEPHANOPOULOS: Did Tom Homan give the $50,000 back?

VANCE: He did not take a bribe. It's a ridiculous smear

STEPHANOPOULOS: You didn't answer the question

VANCE: Did he accept $50,000? I'm sure that in the course of Homan's life, he's been paid more than $50k for services.

(So, no, he didn't)

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

i'm not simply riffing, i have tears in my eyes
we MUST protect the sensual aunts

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

i'm online for exactly that story

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

i heard it's an elaborate hoax
that he has google glasses

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

he'll do great in the work camp!

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

well, look at it

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Jaana Uolamo @jaanauolamo.bsky.social · 4h

Greetings from the happiest country in the world.

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

a woman in a yellow robe is laughing with the words evil laugh behind her

ALT: a woman in a yellow robe is laughing with the words evil laugh behind her

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

i am just a spud-boy
lookin for a REAL tomato

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

the worm is turning
its already happened in our hearts

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 3h

lol imagine chuds crying and vomiting but instead of eating bugs and mice we're just giving them tofu to eat

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

i'm sending you my best vibes. baltimore is dear to my heart and the people who live there deserve the world

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

jk rowling and jordan peterson will have the same punishment,
to suddenly fall deeply and destructively in love, with each other

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

joe rogan's punishment will be hosting the punishments for nuremberg 2 like it was episodes of fear factor.
it will be the only way he can earn his marijuana privileges.

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

the wizarding world of hillbilly elligy

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

it's true i saw it
he just fell of a horse
oh no it's stepping on him now!
help him!
why won't jesus help him?!

that's all you have to do really.

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

this clock is never wrong