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wanna see the opposite of a swastika?
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ICE is in Baltimore. They were spotted on Loch Raven Blvd near the county line. I am looking into networks sending out real time info on their activities and will share when I know more.

#Baltimore #ICE
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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donkey kong country except u get2 play as dan bongino & kash patel
July 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?

LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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me watching heterosexual porn: WTF is this shit? Is this like yaoi and yuri mixed together???
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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We need a 2X Pimpy and 3X Bape of the left
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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"we're polarized between the far-right and the far-left" please read the wikipedia pages for COINTELPRO and MKUltra
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
grok, where's my country?!
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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signal boosting
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.

Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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First they came for hot honey, I didnt speak out, i didnt like hot honey

next was dubai chocolate, I didnt speak out, I didnt like dubai chocolate

Then was epic bacon, I didnt speak out, I did not eat bacon

Then they came for everything bagel seasoning, and there was no one left to speak for me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
father terd
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Margin Walker
YouTube video by Fugazi - Topic
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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and behold, a rainbow beast! And its rider's name was Tiddies, and boobs followed them.
*me slapping my trans manly big naturals back and forth across his weird-shaped cheeks*
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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at the museum we started doing a tour on bears in north america (black, brown, polar) and i quote this every time...
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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*me slapping my trans manly big naturals back and forth across his weird-shaped cheeks*
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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we're bringing back mooning. press that YOU SIMPLY MUST LAUGH against the car window and drive it on down the road
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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NEW: Senators have called for an investigation after a ProPublica story revealed that Kristi Noem-connected firm the Strategy Group was secretly hired as a subcontractor on a $220 million DHS ad campaign.
Lawmakers Call for Probe of How Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The demands for an investigation come after a ProPublica story revealed that the Noem-connected Strategy Group was secretly a subcontractor on the ad campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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People get fuckin weird about the Thanksgiving meal. Turning a harvest celebration into a strict dogmatic roster of dishes, none of which are allowed to waver too far off course
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The adorable Sunflower seedlings Chlora and Tuck were adopted together yesterday!
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.

If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM