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samwhyte.bsky.social
A gay friend of my dad's came back from holiday, having seen NFL and excitedly declared, "I've discovered 'Rugby: The Musical'"
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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sarahmay1.bsky.social
A hero, someone we can all look up to
mirandakeeling.com Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 21h
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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brenttoderian.bsky.social
Commuting by bicycle in Belgium pays off as employees earn compensation for every km they ride. 1 in 6 employees commute by bike and get a bicycle allowance of €0.28/km. People cycling to work in 2024 earned an average of around €460 net per year (some as high as €810), up 20% over the past year.
Belgian commutes pay off: Employees earn up to €810 for cycling to work
One in five people in Flanders commuted by bike and received compensation last year, but this figure is significantly lower in Brussels and Wallonia.
www.brusselstimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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bryb.bsky.social
You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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simonpegg.bsky.social
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.

Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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theguyliner.bsky.social
Happy anniversary of Beyoncé and Alexandra duetting on ‘The X Factor’ to all who celebrate.
The truth about 'sing it, girl'
I'm taking us back to the very last time there was anything good on TV. The peak of democracy, pop music, and Saturday night television – 13 December 2008.
theguyliner.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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scriblit.bsky.social
ONE HUNDRED GLORIOUS YEARS OF THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER
a man in a striped suit is jumping in the air while dancing with penguins
Alt: Dick van Dyke as Bert, dancing with cartoon penguins
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December 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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mrchrisaddison.bsky.social
For the record, Robin Ince is a superb comedian, an absolute mensch, a remarkable thinker and the kindest human you’ll ever meet. And the BBC is a genuinely great and globally unique institution that needs to stop being afraid. I think that’s where most of its faults and issues stem from.
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
nyncompoop.bsky.social
WHERE'S MY KEYS
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
nyncompoop.bsky.social
Just waiting for keys now.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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polyhymnia.bsky.social
The world's greatest detective, as interpreted by Sesame Street.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJxz...
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
nyncompoop.bsky.social
Morning. Work today. Removal firm tomorrow. New home on Thursday. Blimey.
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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tdward.bsky.social
Do not start that Teams call. Wait for someone else. Don't do it to yourself.
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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scriblit.bsky.social
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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hansmollman.bsky.social
The bit in Fairytale of New York where it’s like:

Shane McGowan: Well I could have been someone

and then Kirsty MacColl is all:

WeLL sO cOuLD aNyOnE!!!!!!

she ate him up, no crumbs, men’s mental health who xxx
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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maplecocaine.bsky.social
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"

The Internet:
Headline: Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
nyncompoop.bsky.social
My life right now.
Towers of moving boxes
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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theguyliner.bsky.social
99p! The ebook of my new novel THE GLORIOUS DEAD is a Black Friday deal on Kobo (and basically all other online book outlets). Grab a bargain and your next Christmas read. Spoiler: it’s v good.

KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
A graphic showing the cover of my novel THE GLORIOUS DEAD and a 99p sticker with KOBO BLACK FRIDAY SALE as a headline.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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ostrichson.bsky.social
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth whose back is turned to us, and Macbeth posed towards us with his hand on the back of his wife's neck. The long cut in the back of her dress reveals skin in the shape of a sword/dagger that Macbeth seems to be holding. Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth facing us with her cleavage cut into three pointy triangles. Macbeth is kneeling in front of her, away from us, his face in his wife's chest. The exposed skin of Lady Macbeth looks like a crown that aligns with the top of Macbeth's head.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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phonicunderground.bsky.social
LOOK OUT! CLIFFS!
The scene from the last episode of the Young ones as they drive off a cliff through a cliff Richard billboard.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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scriblit.bsky.social
HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
A press release for Dead Funny History. Reads: You’re Dead to Me: Dead Funny History New series launches Monday 15 December. Three special episodes will be broadcast on Radio 4 on 19 December, 26 December and 2 January. Artwork for Dead Funny History featuring BBC branding. Line art symbols and cartoons surround text: “You’re Dead to me Presents Dead Funny History.” Attention kids of all ages! Dead Funny History is the brand-new comedy history show for everyone aged 8 to 108, from the team behind the hit Radio 4 podcast You’re Dead to Me. What links a 70-foot colossus to the prettiest cow in Ancient Egypt? Which world-famous siblings began as terrible teachers? And what was the surprisingly dangerous Christmas game in medieval Britain? From Ramesses the Great to the Brontë sisters to the history of football, Greg Jenner serves up a smorgasbord of the funniest, messiest, and most astonishing stories from history. Expect pirates, spies, superstars, chariot races, bouncing cats, ancient toilets, radioactive notebooks, and a pig named Albert, all crammed into 14-minute episodes packed with jokes and sketches. Dead Funny History is a brilliantly bonkers historical romp for the whole family to enjoy. Starring: Richard David Caine (Horrible Histories), Mali Ann Rees (Mammoth), and John-Luke Roberts (Sound Heap), with scripts by top comedy writers Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Jack Bernhardt, Athena Kugblenu, and You’re Dead to Me’s own Dr Emma Nagouse. Presenter: Greg Jenner Written by: Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Jack Bernhardt, Athena Kugblenu, Dr Emma Nagouse Produced by: Emmie Rose Price-Goodfellow and Greg Jenner Audio Producer: Steve Hankey Production BBC Radio 4 and BBC Sounds.
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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columbopodcast.bsky.social
Welcome to The Cosy Crime Classics Podcast! Our first episode visits Cabot Cove as we settle in to enjoy Hit, Run & Homicide, from Season 1 of Murder, She Wrote.

Web: columbopodcast.com/cosy-crime-c...

Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2D7G...
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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theguyliner.bsky.social
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
The current US President beams up at Zohran Mamdani adoringly
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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teslatakedown.com
Dead 💀 Whoever made this please step forward for your award #teslatakedown
Graphic that has text reading the way you look at your crush vs the way you look at your ex Top is Trump sitting in the oval office gazing up at Zohran Mamdani like a 14yo boy meeting Zendaya On bottom is Trump in the Oval trying not to fall asleep while Elon Musk rambles about some bullshit
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM