Notjarvis
@notjarvis.bsky.social
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Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband. I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
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notjarvis.bsky.social
Change a letter, ruin a song.

Wank Like an Egyptian
usrbinprl.bsky.social
Change a letter, ruin a song.

Bat out of Hull.
allhellismrsun.bsky.social
Change a letter, ruin a song.

Breaking The Lav
notjarvis.bsky.social
I got 9 too. Undone by the Dickens one.
notjarvis.bsky.social
I miss TV that was as genuinely anarchic as "TV Offal"
notjarvis.bsky.social
Weird. More than an hour after Vodafone went down nationwide, they put out a statement that's very light on detail.
FWIW my home internet is still down.
Quite the screwup if it's accidental

Even bigger story if it is a cyberattack maybe

www.techradar.com/news/live/vo...
l've just heard from Vodafone
about today's issues. A
spokesperson told me: "We are
aware of a major issue on our
network currently affecting
broadband, 4G and 5G services.
We appreciate our customers
patience while we work to
resolve this as soon as possible."
So there we have it - no
estimate of a timescale for the
fix yet, but Vodafone has
admitted that it's facing a "major
issue". That's unusually strong
language during an outage
which networks tend to play
down - but it's a certainly an
accurate description given the
numbers affected.
notjarvis.bsky.social
netblocks.org
⚠️ Confirmed: Live network data show that operator Vodafone UK is experiencing a national outage with broadband and mobile data impacted, corroborating widespread user complaints 📉 #VodafoneDown
Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity by provider from October 5, 2025, to October 13 2025. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the dates. The green line representing operator Vodafone Limited (AS5378) connectivity remains stable at around 100% throughout most of the time period, with a sharp drop on October 13. The chart has a dark background with a red circle highlighting the decline at the end of the period. Vodafone Limited (0% / 0%)
notjarvis.bsky.social
Wow.
Looks like multiple UK ISPs networks have gone down in the last 20 minutes.
My home internet and a few of my co-workers spread across the midlands are experiencing issues with Vodafone/BT home internet.

But it seems to be all over UK

downdetector.co.uk
Map of UK with multiple major cities reporting connectivity loss ( in this case Vodafone)
notjarvis.bsky.social
I do worry a little Bellingham has been or is being overplayed in the same way TBH.

His dip this last season and injuries has me a little worried. Hes has played a lot of games for someone still only 22...
notjarvis.bsky.social
Jack Wilshire has gone into management.
‘A full-circle moment for me’: Jack Wilshere confirmed as Luton manager www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Hes only 33!

One of the lost great potentials as a player IMO. Played a lot at a high level quite young then got plagued with injuries
I wish him well
‘A full-circle moment for me’: Jack Wilshere confirmed as Luton manager
Jack Wilshere has been announced as the manager of Luton, giving the former Arsenal and England midfielder his first permanent role leading a team
www.theguardian.com
notjarvis.bsky.social
Obviously there's more too it than that.

I stack all early character development into upping material gains and soup up my armour and "standard" melee weapon as much as possible too.
Ignore fancy sounding stuff as a waste of resource.
notjarvis.bsky.social
Some of them are harmless I imagine, we went to a country house not long ago where the victorian owner had spent massive time and money going out in the world to gather fossils and stuff, so he could prove the bible.
Might have always been a significant proportion of the ultra rich had obsessions
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But if you are having an incredibly mediocre season, do you start wishing they will crash more for the better draft picks?
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Yeah, I'm sure I've read in the past of some of the ultra rich being "off the wall" mad, apart from the obvious like Hughes and that. But the details dont stick nowadays 😀
notjarvis.bsky.social
Discuss.
Was it always like this, but before social media/the internet, we didn't hear about it?

Could well imagine in previous generations the rich could talk their absolute nonsense in the rarified circles, and it wasn't challenged much
Nowadays, they feel they have to spread their ideas around
pkernaghan.bsky.social
That theil thing has got me thinking about how the last 25ish years or so have so thoroughly exposed so many of the powerful as utterly deranged weirdos with the intellect of a 14 year old boy
notjarvis.bsky.social
The pictures from that photo shoot are all demented. Such a bizarre idea for a photo shoot to advertise salad cream

The turn of the century was a weird time man

www.google.com/search?q=sal...
salad cream norton van outen - Google Search
www.google.com
notjarvis.bsky.social
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Graham Norton pouring Salad Cream into Denis Van outen's cleavage.
A very odd PR picture, although they are both smiling.
notjarvis.bsky.social
Is she depressed like Keanu?
A bearded Keanu Reeves sitting on a bench with his hands on his knees. Sandi cat sitting upright on my lap. Paws between her knees/back legs
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Why are you sirting like this cat?
Cat sitting up on my lap
notjarvis.bsky.social
I looked him up on twitter. He's busy whinging about how smug it is over here on Bluesky.
notjarvis.bsky.social
Me too.

Is he just blocking the followers of people he doesn't like or something?
Odd fellow. 90% of what I post is pretty inane.