Notjarvis
@notjarvis.bsky.social
Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
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Beverly Hills NCC1701
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Beverly Hills NCC1701
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“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be with the Wizard”
“Wicked: For Goodfellas”
“Wicked: For Goodfellas”
Insert a movie into another movie:
Remains of the Day of the Triffids
Remains of the Day of the Triffids
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be with the Wizard”
“Wicked: For Goodfellas”
“Wicked: For Goodfellas”
Aussie filibustering to avoid batting tonight is quite funny in its way. But also a dreadful mood killer for a spectator sport.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Aussie filibustering to avoid batting tonight is quite funny in its way. But also a dreadful mood killer for a spectator sport.
Rooooottttttt!!!!!
a man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on it
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on it
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Rooooottttttt!!!!!
Insert a movie into another movie:
Remains of the Day of the Triffids
Remains of the Day of the Triffids
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral
Insert a movie into another movie:
WITHNAIL & I, ROBOT
WITHNAIL & I, ROBOT
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Remains of the Day of the Triffids
Remains of the Day of the Triffids
Sigh
Everyone watching the test "it's important for England to stay controlled and safe after lunch"
Crawley *immediately tries a massive yahoo pull shot and gets out* - "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Everyone watching the test "it's important for England to stay controlled and safe after lunch"
Crawley *immediately tries a massive yahoo pull shot and gets out* - "I'm sorry, what was that?"
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Sigh
Everyone watching the test "it's important for England to stay controlled and safe after lunch"
Crawley *immediately tries a massive yahoo pull shot and gets out* - "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Everyone watching the test "it's important for England to stay controlled and safe after lunch"
Crawley *immediately tries a massive yahoo pull shot and gets out* - "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Incredible. I hope @mrmmarsh.bsky.social is all over this so he can do a deep dive in the next episode of the "Know Rogan Experience". A whole episode on what Rogan understands by god/jesus/AI.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Incredible. I hope @mrmmarsh.bsky.social is all over this so he can do a deep dive in the next episode of the "Know Rogan Experience". A whole episode on what Rogan understands by god/jesus/AI.
Once again, I am appealing for help for this poor cat who has no bed of her own to sleep on and has to make do with an empty food box 😀
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Once again, I am appealing for help for this poor cat who has no bed of her own to sleep on and has to make do with an empty food box 😀
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
I think adverts for new phones "really" overestimate the anount people want to edit the photos they have taken
I don't think I've ever felt the need to do a stalinist purge of people or objects from photos I have taken. But watching them, they all seem to think this feature is lifechanging
I don't think I've ever felt the need to do a stalinist purge of people or objects from photos I have taken. But watching them, they all seem to think this feature is lifechanging
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I think adverts for new phones "really" overestimate the anount people want to edit the photos they have taken
I don't think I've ever felt the need to do a stalinist purge of people or objects from photos I have taken. But watching them, they all seem to think this feature is lifechanging
I don't think I've ever felt the need to do a stalinist purge of people or objects from photos I have taken. But watching them, they all seem to think this feature is lifechanging
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If we're starting "what is a Christmas movie" discourse early this year, I will tap the sign
*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If we're starting "what is a Christmas movie" discourse early this year, I will tap the sign
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I am ambivalent towards Last Christmas, so don't really care if I hear it or not, but people who take Whamageddon this seriously are really quite irritating
I left a job on 1 December a few years ago and a colleague knew I was taking part in Whamageddon. As I was leaving he played Last Christmas on his phone, smirking as he did it. I still haven't forgiven the cunt and he can still stick his LinkedIn connect request up his arse.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I am ambivalent towards Last Christmas, so don't really care if I hear it or not, but people who take Whamageddon this seriously are really quite irritating
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This is so true. Bring back computer rooms!
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This is so true. Bring back computer rooms!
Look, I like watching all sorts of sports, I've quite enjoyed the sailing drom time to time.
Sail GP is quite entertaining and thrilling when the boats are foiling at speed and competing hard.
But its incredibly funny that they have staged their grand final in Abu Dhabi, and there is almost no wind
Sail GP is quite entertaining and thrilling when the boats are foiling at speed and competing hard.
But its incredibly funny that they have staged their grand final in Abu Dhabi, and there is almost no wind
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Look, I like watching all sorts of sports, I've quite enjoyed the sailing drom time to time.
Sail GP is quite entertaining and thrilling when the boats are foiling at speed and competing hard.
But its incredibly funny that they have staged their grand final in Abu Dhabi, and there is almost no wind
Sail GP is quite entertaining and thrilling when the boats are foiling at speed and competing hard.
But its incredibly funny that they have staged their grand final in Abu Dhabi, and there is almost no wind
In tough times for the country, it's good that the old style left is still providing solid entertainment.
Jeremy Corbyn declines to call Zarah Sultana a friend as Your Party holds first conference
Jeremy Corbyn declines to call Zarah Sultana a friend as Your Party holds first conference
Jeremy Corbyn has declined to say his Your Party co-founder Zarah Sultana is a friend as supporters of the new grouping gather in Liverpool.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
In tough times for the country, it's good that the old style left is still providing solid entertainment.
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Ending the two child cap is not about welfare spending, it's a major investment in the UK's future. It will benefit all of us. We need much more long-term thinking. This would be a very different and happier country if the Coalition had not scrapped Sure Start and done more on nuclear power.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Ending the two child cap is not about welfare spending, it's a major investment in the UK's future. It will benefit all of us. We need much more long-term thinking. This would be a very different and happier country if the Coalition had not scrapped Sure Start and done more on nuclear power.
Ford Escorts
Lada Samara
Fiat Uno
Fiat Bravo
Renault Meganes
Lada Samara
Fiat Uno
Fiat Bravo
Renault Meganes
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
FIAT Cinquecento Sporting
Citroën BX
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
Mercedes-Benz 300TD
Toyota GR Yaris
FIAT Cinquecento Sporting
Citroën BX
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
Mercedes-Benz 300TD
Toyota GR Yaris
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Ford Escorts
Lada Samara
Fiat Uno
Fiat Bravo
Renault Meganes
Lada Samara
Fiat Uno
Fiat Bravo
Renault Meganes
Sandi cat is settled in and comfortable. I need a drink but am loath to move her.
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sandi cat is settled in and comfortable. I need a drink but am loath to move her.
Quite weird that the original film was called Zootropolis in the UK, yet for the sequel, they went with the US title of Zootopia 2.
Well it's weird to me.
Makes no sense.
No, you're the one unreasonably obsessed with small details.
Well it's weird to me.
Makes no sense.
No, you're the one unreasonably obsessed with small details.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Quite weird that the original film was called Zootropolis in the UK, yet for the sequel, they went with the US title of Zootopia 2.
Well it's weird to me.
Makes no sense.
No, you're the one unreasonably obsessed with small details.
Well it's weird to me.
Makes no sense.
No, you're the one unreasonably obsessed with small details.
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boss: you done that marketing email for our health scan sale?
marketing guy: sure did boss, real fuckin' threatening like you asked
boss: what
marketing guy: sure did boss, real fuckin' threatening like you asked
boss: what
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
boss: you done that marketing email for our health scan sale?
marketing guy: sure did boss, real fuckin' threatening like you asked
boss: what
marketing guy: sure did boss, real fuckin' threatening like you asked
boss: what
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update: male loneliness epidemic solved
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
update: male loneliness epidemic solved
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December