Notjarvis
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Notjarvis
@notjarvis.bsky.social
Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
The Life of Brian
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Planet of the Apes
The Seventh Seal
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
But loads of absolutely legitimate businesses use VPNs on a huge scale daily? For various reasons?
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Bloody hell! It really has.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
We force Daniel Craig to do another one where Bond has to win his way out of the afterlife through doing spy missions for the devil.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I always used to love conspiracy theories, and the "Paul is dead" one was always onenof my favourites.

In part because it's ao obviously nonsense, and also because it has such low stakes.
Ah, 9 November – a sad one, this: 59th anniversary of the day Paul McCartney died, forcing the other Beatles to replace him with an orphan they had trained to impersonate him, and then (obviously) put clues in songs and on album covers so people could find out anyway
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Daughter watched a preview of the new Running Man film tonight.

She absolutely loved it and is buzzing "5/5" (although she is an Edgar Wright stan). I'm looking forward to it more.

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November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Cat in a box again. It's a hard life

#caturday
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Love this spam email from the "suspense department" saying I owe money.

Maybe I've been ordering thriller novels on the sly and not paying for them?
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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happy n7 day to all who celebrate

Remember, press F to stop mingling
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Son just said "Dad, come quick! The toilet is smoking!

The Toilet:
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I don't watch Traitors but I'm pleased that people are getting to know what a nice bloke Joe Marler is via the show. I did his podcast to publicise my first book and it was one of the most enjoyable interviews I did for it.
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Don't lose hope guys. Duke Nukem Forever came out in the end.
‘GTA 6’ has once again been delayed.

It is now currently set to release on November 19th, 2026.
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Cat in a box!
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
To be fair, they did warn of apocalyptic results....
Not even been mayor for a day and this is what Mamdani has done to New York.
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Feel like I need to comment on those there elections in America as everyone else seems to feel the need.

I'd just like it to be known that these earth-shattering results prove I've been right all along.

They definitely confirm we should do what I was saying we should do last week.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
People are paid to do multiple daily checks for fire due to how risky everyone knows it is
I mean, its kind of absurd that nothing has been done for decades.

www.parliament.uk/site-informa...
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Respond with the same actor as a hero and a villain.
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Despite previous assertions.
The end of the world as we know it left me feeling pretty bad actually. I wouldn't describe it as "fine".
Despite stating that I would do anything for love with one important exception, I find ultimately that I would, indeed, do that.
Contrary to all my intentions, I will let the sun go down on me. Tomorrow, most probably.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My wife is watching one of those US true crime shows.

It's talking about a crime in an American town.

All the police and voices are american except "Trisha Goddard" appears as a talking head as a "Conflict Resolution Expert"

I watched Trisha back in the day and dont remember resolutions much!
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A more benign example of how easy it is to convince people things that didn't happen, happened: AFAIK Dennis Skinner never said this
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Sadly tapping the sign again
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM