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Gibby
@thegibbon.bsky.social
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Statistically proven idiot because I mention football in my bio. Building offshore wind farms
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 10m
Yeah- there's obviously a liability loophole linked to that or something because I think the trains did similar in their mea (though it wasn't us but someone else) culpa.

To be honest pal, you're the one that took and kept my details, you're the one I hold responsible
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 3h
Just trying out names for the twins for them 👍.

Top friending right there
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 3h
Hooray I love it. Wait what? You bastards

I guess I am now the very definition of 40 something
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 3h
My response when my wife asks me what last-minute preparations need to be made for my 50th birthday party.
‘More rice, bigger chairs and reinforced toilets.’ Headline for imminent sumo basho in London.
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 5h
Jump through our hoops or we'll make your account more streamlined & better
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 8h
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 5h
The 17yo son of a friend stood on a weaver fish last summer.
Despite me:
knowing what had happened,
knowing the treatment,
actually taking him to a cafe and applying the treatment,

the number of people (both in our group and strangers) who wanted to have a go pissing on him was remarkable
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 10h
Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself Shark: a human saw and peed himself Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him Octopus: dude… Shark: what?
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 10h
Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself Shark: a human saw and peed himself Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him Octopus: dude… Shark: what?
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 7h
"Festive Rectal prolapse for the whole family, ****"
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 7h
Slightly concerned at the tickets we've booked for the Christmas production at the Yorkshire playhouse now with my mum and kids.
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 7h
Also wasn't "can't be disabled" how the shutter sound on a phone camera was implemented initially?

Not heard one of them (apart from on my 75yr old mother in law's phone) in over a decade
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 7h
Woop-woop, that's the sound of da police

Shoop-shoop, Cher's woke crap's deceased
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 8h
And lo, the spirit of Christmas past was followed by the ghost of Christmas Pegging
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 22h
*Looks around.

Yeah, you know what? Go ahead you mad fuckers.

Sure, why not
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 1d
Being over six foot I have a longstanding hatred of beds with footboards. That could have been cured for me if you'd just ventured a little further north with your big machete
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 1d
In greek myth Procrustes was a dodgy innkeeper who'd cut off the feet of anyone who slept in his bed who was too tall for it (he'd also stretch those who were too small so he was an equal opportunities nutter) so it's a longstanding fear!
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 1d
Well ain't that fab.

Both LNER and Renault (for my car) have written to tell me they've been hacked and had my data stolen. Just waiting for ASICS to join them as my running shoes for a proper transport hat trick.

This feels like it could become inconvenient and annoying to me suddenly
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 1d
Honestly this is almost as bad as that massive pepsi I bought to share with a date I went to the cinema to see the titanic with, only to find she didn't like cola.

The boat started sinking with lots of rushing water far too early in that film
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 1d
2.5 hrs into a meeting without a break, and I'm really regretting my second massive mug of tea I made five minutes before the start
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 1d
The fella/ fellesse in the Dino suit is giving me anxiety with the wild flailing of their sign
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 1d
Bloody hell, that Donald Trump'll sign anything- hope you charged him for scrawling all over your screen
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 2d
Torn between wanting my internet back on so I can finish my work, and going and getting my book and pouring myself a bath for a blissful hour before the kids reappear off the bus.

Hahahaha I'm hilarious me.

Listen here Vodafone, don't you fucking dare turn it off & back on before 5
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah we've gone down here too
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 2d
"Oh, they've parked the bus there... Looks like they're just going to take this one release at a time..."
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Gibby @thegibbon.bsky.social · 2d
Much easier said than enacted though and I have so 'obligation' follows id have removed if I were less of a coward
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