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shit talker and long walker. infohazard.
Sam Darnold is still Sam Darnold! shocked to find that out.
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i thought "surely this can't be THAT Francis Fukuyama but it absolutely was
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
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December 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
are we winning yet grandpa?
Netflix announces a partnership with iHeartMedia to exclusively publish at least 15 video podcasts beginning in early 2026, including The Breakfast Club (Jessica Testa/New York Times)

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December 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
everything just gets dumber and dumber. GWOT and War on Drugs fusion dance of stupidity.
NEW — Trump has signed an executive order "designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor chemical as weapons of mass destruction (WMD)." www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

As a reminder, The Handbasket had the scoop that this was coming back in MARCH:
Trump to declare 'illicit' fentanyl 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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never beating the “AI’s ultimate purpose is replacing labor” charges
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
James Franklin sucks but he still has the region on lock
okay maybe James Franklin hasn't lost it because he just signed a gigantic offensive lineman named Roseby "Purgatory" Lubintus
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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This is just gutter racism and it’s a standard that would never be applied to say, the descendants of Italian immigrants who fled the lawlessness of Southern italy post unification and now staff this fascist administration bsky.app/profile/publ...
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
god it's PAINFUL how accurate this is and it's a thing I think about all the time
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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It is wild to me that the largest company on the stock market, one with such incredible prestige and a huge PR team got dog-walked here. Why would you EVER give this ANY oxygen? Now everybody is asking whether NVIDIA is like Enron! This didn't help at all!
Nvidia refuted accounting questions in a memo to analysts, saying "Unlike Enron, NVIDIA does not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue" (Tae Kim/Barron's Online)

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November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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republicans: we want the gestapo to terrorize racial minorities

democrats: MAKE👏 THE👏 GESTAPO👏 WEAR👏 UNIFORMS👏
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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SHEDEUR SANDERS

WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Yeah the unspoken thing about running government like a business or whatever is that businesses run like shit they're full of useless dipshits who get $100,000 a week to say shit like AI Metaverse Brand Integration Synergy and then fire 100 people

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
i said this back in the height of doge's power but the real issue with these people is their own jobs are meaningless and bullshit. elon tweets all day. these people just have makework email jobs so they just assume that everyone else also does no work. no idea what it's like e.g., to carry mail
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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if i send you this i ain’t comin
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I spent some time this summer with Derek Stingley Jr., who had absolutely no interest in talking about the best plays of his career…but had plenty to say about the almost-mades that haunt him.

READ: www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Meet the REAL Derek Stingley Jr., the Texans' QB-baiting shutdown corner
Stingley has 14 interceptions since 2022, but he doesn't want to talk about them. He is much more interested in the plays he almost made.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
real deep seething disdain for this loser
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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when we talk about efforts to "erase DEI" can we be more precise and say "efforts to re-segregate workplaces and schools"
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 19
Since 1981, Chicago Women in Trades has worked to promote equity by getting more women into the construction trades. Now the nonprofit faces a different challenge: Trump's efforts to erase DEI. n.pr/4pmCNr2
How a small Chicago nonprofit is resisting Trump's war on DEI
Since 1981, Chicago Women in Trades has worked to promote equity by getting more women into the construction trades. Now the nonprofit faces a different challenge: Trump's efforts to erase DEI.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Heard about this from people on the scene. The thugs had tails between their legs. If you were born in the USA and aren’t in a rapid response network, you’re doing anti-fascism wrong.
Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I think the level of sexual abuse that is going to be coming out of ICE would put the Boston archdiocese and Penn State to shame
Sounds like he thought he had a get out of jail free card on the underage sex charge since he was ICE www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM