Ryan Clarke
@nologsnocrime.bsky.social
@Defcon604 Admin. @VanCitySec Organizer.
DFIR @Mandiant (@GoogleCloud). He/Him.
DFIR @Mandiant (@GoogleCloud). He/Him.
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Erika Kirk, a grift that keeps grifting.
December 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Erika Kirk, a grift that keeps grifting.
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ACAB includes elf on a shelf
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
ACAB includes elf on a shelf
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We've added the insider-threat challenge to the Vertex Intel-Sharing Synapse Instance! Give it a run through and let us know what you think! 💚
Do you love a good mystery? Our CYBERWARCON insider-threat analysis challenge is now available in the Vertex Intel-Sharing Synapse Instance. It’s like Clue, but even better! Find it here: vertex.link/blogs/inside...
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We've added the insider-threat challenge to the Vertex Intel-Sharing Synapse Instance! Give it a run through and let us know what you think! 💚
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Burn it all to the ground
The White House has installed new plaques along President Donald Trump's "Presidential Walk of Fame," featuring descriptions that read like his Truth Social posts, including insults and random capitalization. CNN's Kaitlan Collins reports from the White House.
Read more: https://cnn.it/3N6RlwP
Read more: https://cnn.it/3N6RlwP
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Burn it all to the ground
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Three democrats need to be primaried out of the fucking country.
The House has voted to pass a bill that could imprison health care providers for providing gender-affirming care for minors. Its path in the Senate is unclear. https://cnn.it/4qlzkcJ
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Three democrats need to be primaried out of the fucking country.
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My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
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““UBI = a foundation…income is earned on top. A poverty-line UBI is not “the replacement paycheck for the post-work apocalypse.” .... It prevents the worst outcomes, stabilizes consumer demand, & gives ppl leverage to say no to exploitation”
New article from me in response to Eduardo Porter's article in The Guardian where he built a straw man of universal basic income to light on fire again, just as he did back in 2016, showing he's learned nothing new about UBI in a decade but is still happy to opine about it.
Eduardo Porter is Still Wrong About UBI and AI: A Response to The Guardian
Universal Basic Income Isn’t a Job Replacement Plan—It’s an AI Dividend and Stable Income Floor That Protects Work, Wages, and Democracy
open.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
““UBI = a foundation…income is earned on top. A poverty-line UBI is not “the replacement paycheck for the post-work apocalypse.” .... It prevents the worst outcomes, stabilizes consumer demand, & gives ppl leverage to say no to exploitation”
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Someone sent me a link to the Twitter version of Eric's post, and the comments perfectly illustrate why I'm against the idea. The most vocal support comes from the biggest angriest idiots on the biggest angry idiot platform. And those are the people who'd be signing up to conduct these ops.
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Someone sent me a link to the Twitter version of Eric's post, and the comments perfectly illustrate why I'm against the idea. The most vocal support comes from the biggest angriest idiots on the biggest angry idiot platform. And those are the people who'd be signing up to conduct these ops.
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
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I don’t use social media to argue about politics with strangers.
I use social media to talk to people about fish.
When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.
When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
I use social media to talk to people about fish.
When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.
When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I don’t use social media to argue about politics with strangers.
I use social media to talk to people about fish.
When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.
When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
I use social media to talk to people about fish.
When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.
When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
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I always remember a quote I read when I did my high school term paper on the rise of the Nazi party (because I wanted to know how it happened): "a dumpy little man in an ill-fitting trenchcoat."
Mein Kampf was a rambling, circular piece of garbage.
this sounds about right.
Mein Kampf was a rambling, circular piece of garbage.
this sounds about right.
2025 watch #2: Hitler: A Career. A documentary of archival footage summarizing the how and why of Hitler. Useful reminder that Hitler wasn’t an evil genius or master tactician, just a coked out asshole with loser vibes who dragged as many losers as he could with him down to hell.
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I always remember a quote I read when I did my high school term paper on the rise of the Nazi party (because I wanted to know how it happened): "a dumpy little man in an ill-fitting trenchcoat."
Mein Kampf was a rambling, circular piece of garbage.
this sounds about right.
Mein Kampf was a rambling, circular piece of garbage.
this sounds about right.
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Almost choked on my coffee at the voice 😭
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Almost choked on my coffee at the voice 😭
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I do appreciate that *they* don’t understand AI enough to see this coming.
LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I do appreciate that *they* don’t understand AI enough to see this coming.
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Yeah cool idea to take one or the most iconic images of the working class and put a bunch of billionaire weirdos on there
BREAKING: Trump nor Charlie Kirk won Time Person of the Year!
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yeah cool idea to take one or the most iconic images of the working class and put a bunch of billionaire weirdos on there
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me: why the fuck is jordan peterson in the icu again
my dad: i don’t know who that is
me: god i wish that were me
my dad: i don’t know who that is
me: god i wish that were me
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
me: why the fuck is jordan peterson in the icu again
my dad: i don’t know who that is
me: god i wish that were me
my dad: i don’t know who that is
me: god i wish that were me
I just don’t get why you become a journalist or a writer to then do this shit
My colleague reviewed a paper for the journal Climate and discovered it has been written by AI (citations that didn’t exist). Not only did the journal keep the paper, they asked her to re-review it. We are so cooked.
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I just don’t get why you become a journalist or a writer to then do this shit
Let’s have a little Vancouver Whitecaps win for Christmas here please.
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Let’s have a little Vancouver Whitecaps win for Christmas here please.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Friendly reminder to my #DFIR friends... If you ever need an offline triage collector in a pinch, @whit.zip and I maintain one for you!
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December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Friendly reminder to my #DFIR friends... If you ever need an offline triage collector in a pinch, @whit.zip and I maintain one for you!
Powered by latest version of Velociraptor, preconfigured to get all the important pieces for investigation.
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2. Execute
3. Find bad guys
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3. Find bad guys
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Oh Lordy they’re stealing white women now. That’s uhhhh a bold strategy 👀
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Oh Lordy they’re stealing white women now. That’s uhhhh a bold strategy 👀
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The irony of these people complaining about the invented dangers of immigrants and then welcoming brain pollution from overseas hustlers.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The irony of these people complaining about the invented dangers of immigrants and then welcoming brain pollution from overseas hustlers.
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American minds were poisoned and conned by propaganda on Twitter.
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
American minds were poisoned and conned by propaganda on Twitter.
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Not to worry, Seattle's 24/7 police surveillance cameras, expanding soon into three more neighborhoods, are totally different than Flock cameras and the feds will never, ever demand access to the footage (according to most of the city council and outgoing mayor)
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
WA cities reconsider license plate cameras after judge's ruling
Police in Washington are backpedaling on using Flock Safety cameras after a tattoo artist filed lawsuits asserting their databases are public record.
www.seattletimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Not to worry, Seattle's 24/7 police surveillance cameras, expanding soon into three more neighborhoods, are totally different than Flock cameras and the feds will never, ever demand access to the footage (according to most of the city council and outgoing mayor)
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...