The Glandalorian
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The Glandalorian
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Welcome to AmeriKKKa! The dumbest fucking country on the face of the earth!

Sorry, World! We are morons!

If you are a MAGAT douchebag or some other righty-aligned POS, don't bother talking to me, just assume that I hate your fucking guts.
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Thanks Pete!
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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That Jair Bolsonaro is serving a 27 year prison sentence in Brazil for attempting a coup, while an America president who did the same thing is not only free, but trying to help him escape is exactly the kind of thing that makes the U.S. a third world country.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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It’s absolutely crazy that the White House decided back in February that it gets to choose who makes up the press pool each day and everybody just decided to go along with that.

This country is such a fucking joke.
White House has picked very pro-Trump pool reporters for Trump's Oval Office meeting with Mamdani on Friday: TV is Fox and Newsmax; Print is Washington Times and The Telegraph; New Media is Megyn Kelly. Exception is Radio: AURN (whose Black, female correspondent Trump called obnoxious in September)
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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brb, going through all the record books and crossing out Hester’s return TDs against us then suing the NFL for not making me a Pro Bowler every year
So here’s what apparently happened: they tried to indict Comey on the last day of the statute with a three-count indictment. The grand jury rejected one. Rather than cross it out or indicate on the indictment that only two of the three counts were voted upon, Halligan creates…/1
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Mike Johnson strikes me as a man who TRIED to sell his soul to the devil, but the devil didn’t think it was worth anything.
The devil was like ‘what else ya got Mike? any catalytic converters?’ 🤷‍♂️
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Boycott
10. Domino Sugar,
9. Goya,
8. Minute Maid,
7. Dasani,
6. Whole foods ,
5. Buffalo Wild Wings,
4. Target,
3. Whats App
2. Arby's,
1. Waze .
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Literally exactly what the Founders worried about. Exactly.
A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold.

Where are my Originalists at?
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is

NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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He’s just such a horrible, horrible, stupid, ignorant psychopath who cannot fathom the concepts of honor and sacrifice. He cannot fathom a cause greater than himself. It says so much about us as a people and how broken our politics is that we put him in power.
Trump: We gave her the Presidential Medal of Freedom. It’s much better than the Congressional Medal of Honor because soldiers get the Congressional. And they’re in very bad shape because they're dead. She gets it and she's a healthy, beautiful woman. And they’re rated equal
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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The American people ALREADY KNOW where the Republicans stand, you absolute FUCK.

That’s why they were behind the Democrats’ stand.

THEY KNEW IT WAS THEIR ONLY HOPE.

YOU fucking took it away.

Guess who they’re mad at NOW?

The ones who did it all for NOTHING.

God, I fucking hate these people.
Steve Inskeep: You think the Republicans voting with you here will not only agree to these measures, but actually try to do something if the administration ignores them?

Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Considering Dems are simply becoming the GOP of 20 years ago & the GOP are becoming Nazis, maybe a 3rd party would be a better option

Stuff like this shows what Dems consider their real base to be. She didn’t go on MSNBC, she went on Fox, bc that’s who Dems really cater to
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.

Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Service dog meets his hero.
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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THAT's the solution. When the blue states hold back federal tax revenues because they are axed out of revceiving federal funds authorized by Congress, it's time to stop sending the revenues. Red states will starve in a couple of months or sooner.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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By the way Senate Dems, you realize that you absolutely cannot reopen the government right? Look at this shit here. He's being told by a judge to pay out OUR TAX MONEY already earmarked for SNAP and he's not going to fucking do it. What do you think he'll do with any "deal" you make?
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Baby swan feeding fish
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Solid as a rock
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM