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Diogenes Dog

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I am a history graduate student who probably knows way more about that one random thing you've never heard of than anybody else. Likes: history, sci-fi, movies, food, comedy, books, biking, hiking, leftist politics Dislikes: pineapple on pizza, fascists

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · Jun 4

THE GENTLEMEN NOW HAVE HATS

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 1h

I think they can still fall back on right wing podcasting, which is like if you took Twitter and read it out to someone, non-stop for 2 hrs

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

Ok but what if your only job skills are saying intentionally horrific things to get attention

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 6h

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 1h

Talib Kweli has been based as hell for a long time, glad to see him still doing well

LOWρUF🐸 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 4h

Dying at the guy denying Thunberg was tortured in my mentions only for Talib Kweli to show up and tell him to go fuck himself

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Sahara Stevens ❤️🇺🇸 @sahara-stevens.bsky.social · 1d

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Libby on the Label @drainbead.bsky.social · 1h

Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 3h

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 1h

How can you make jokes like this when we still haven’t solved world hunger?

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 4h

These. Were. Men. In. Their. 30s.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid"

We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.

www.motherjones.com

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 2h

That was very difficult to read, more so bc the flippant attitude with which the wealthy abuse other people and the law exudes from her writing

They act with impunity bc they have it, plain and simple

For many reasons the worship of wealth boggles my mind, but this is reason #1. They’re monsters

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 6h

My dude how can you be a sore winner and a sore loser at the same time?

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 6h

I think there are solutions to this problem in multiple calibers

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 7h

The friends:

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 8h

Think about putting heavy rock in your pockets Russ, and walking as deep into the ocean as you can get

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 9h

When RBG died, Alex Jones played “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead” and laughed

When Pelosi’s husband was attacked, they made gay jokes and said they’d make Halloween costumes out of it

Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining JD. Conservatives commit +90% of politically violent crimes.

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14h

lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat— beautiful and terrible to behold!

DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.

G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.

DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 1:56 PM

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 14h

You may have actually come full circle and these are now too good to qualify for Cuomo’s campaign

I honestly still can’t believe you’ve stuck with this

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 15h

“Careful with mental health issues”

Was that when you guys drove users to suicide?

Or exacerbated people’s mental health issues?

Or triggered full on mental health breaks?

Or had users so addicted to your product, they want to “marry” an AI bot?

I just can’t remember which was the most careful

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

And some people still genuinely think we’re just going to talk to these people enough, and we’ll go back to normal

LOL

I’m going to continue to keep my powder dry, because we’ve got a LOT of cleanup that eventually needs to be done. Nuremberg 2.0 time for sure

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

Nightmare blunt rotation

paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 20h

Four Horsemen

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

In my experience in the courtroom, nothing defines a solid case like “we can’t/won’t show you any of the evidence we have”

Because it doesn’t exist

This is going to get thrown out of court immediately, or it should at least

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

I’d rather force broken shards of glass into the orifices on my body than be aware this exists

It must have been like fucking a ghoul from the Fallout universe

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

Don’t forget he is also explicitly signing off on “powerful people” openly calling for violence, saying he’s okay with that

And might a remind everyone that he also admitted he has zero problem with making up stories and lying, as long as it serves his purposes

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

Full disclosure, I don’t live in Maine, but we have got to stop electing these 80-year old dinosaurs

A Schumer endorsement should be a red flag, not a mark of confidence

The oyster farming guy was a million times more authentic and likable when I saw him speak last month

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Full of Contempt @m-theory3.bsky.social · 1d

This is the nation that we are now. This nation is unbelievably sick.

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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

I live in NC, but we thankfully have some NYC transplants that opened a from scratch bagel place, complete with a custom built, wood fired brick oven they make bagels and pizza in

This one is duck rillette with sour cherry cream cheese, pickled onions, egg, and homemade stone ground mustard

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

He loves seeing young men marching you guys

Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social · 16h

I saw a bumper sticker today that said:

I ❤️ MILFs

And “MILF” was spelled out

Man
I
Love
Frogs

Godspeed my amphibian friends