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Steph G.
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lesbian wife guy (complimentary). sr system engineer. from the great country of philadelphia.

she/they. 🦅🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦅
Bob’s Burgers writers inventing Tina: “What if we created the the most innocently horny 13 year old ever?”
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
As always, Dick knows ball.
Schwarber rebuilt himself as a hitter with the Phillies. It took time, but yesterday you saw the result. He will rarely if ever play the field, but his value as a leader and essential player-coach goes beyond that. Alonso is a classic all-or-nothing home run hitter who can hang his head.
Single dimensional home run hitters who can’t play in the field don’t help you navigate October.
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Horny.
May 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This rules because, yes, genAI sucks, but also because Ethan Hawk is dressed like a decopunk lawyer while dunking on it.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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If data is collected, it will be monetized.

If data exists, it will be leaked.

Plan accordingly.
This, and just as a general note - LLM chats (yes, including yours) are in no way secure. Claims to the contrary are bullshit and hype.
Yet another reason to block LLMs apps you don't explicitly authorize in the enterprise. Threat actors using malvertising to drive victims to shared chats with malicious instructions.
blog.breakpointsecurity.pt/blog/chatgpt...
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Rocky sucks.
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Flowbee haircut came through. Way to be, Mr. Middleton, sir.
🚨Kyle Schwarber is back with the Phillies on a 5 year deal worth $150M per Jeff Passan.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I have norovirus and I’m actively dying. Go Birds
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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if Jeff Kent is in the Hall now, Chase Utley should get 99% of the vote, Jesus Christ
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
UTLEY
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
my old ass spent the entire afternoon doing yard work and there is currently not enough ibuprofen or weed in the world
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Beans stole a leaf of romaine and now it’s his emotional support lettuce.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Rolled up to the farmers after a two week break, got the Norm Peterson greeting.
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
me: oh snap, Rudolph is caked up?
her: stop
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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this is a post about being a philadelphia sports fan:
a very important superpower you can develop is learning to enjoy having a bad time, it's cool and fun to do shit that sucks
Being unable to tolerate frustration + chasing social media clout gotta be a big reason why ppl jumped on the gen ai machine to churn out slop
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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But why were they on his property, he asked.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
IT SMELLS LIKE AN ELVISH FOREST IN HERE (we got our tree)
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Caught up on the new Stranger Things and, spoiler alert, Will’s super power is that he’s A Gay.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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right wingers with their new transphobe of the month
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ve thought about it and I think the best way to sum up what’s going on with Harper is probably long Covid.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM