I heard Jake got his jaw broken and was spitting blood when he tried to talk afterwards

Excellent and this puts me in the holiday spirt

Roughly 20 secs later, she starts swaying, then crashed to the floor, out cold

When I checked out, the dude behind the counter said that wasn’t even the first time that month that had happened

It’s a deplorable, wonderful place & I wanna check out Area 15 so bad next time!

Every time I go to Zion National Park or Bryce Canyon, I fly into Vegas to rent a car & hit the dispensary

This summer the place I went to was giving out free demos from this new vaporizer

This lady chugged her mixed drink at the door bc you can’t take alcohol inside, then did one of these dabs

It’s true. I’m a grown man, but even I have a giant jar in my office labeled “New Penis”

Every day I drop my pocket change into the jar, so eventually, I’ll be able to afford the new penis of my dreams

Thank you scam TV doctor, so glad you’re in a position of power

Dickerson is a great journalist and I’m not surprised that he has no desire to stick around for this shit show

That’s not true, that’s the guy from Goodfellas at the beginning and the guy from My Cousin Vinny is at the end

This man used to work in finance

He cannot do basic math

Howard…oh my fucking god Howard…where is a random meteor crashing through the ceiling when you need one?

Brett Baier looks like they took a LEGO man’s head and made it into real life

“Hard questions” as she brings on the people directly responsible for the mess we’re in and hands them an entirely uncritical platform to spew their lies from

Sponsored by Bank of America

This dude has two brain cells that are perpetually competing for third place

So no mention that he said he was going to do a celebration called the “covetous Jew?”

No, great job Athletic. These guys are role models for kids, so we definitely want to bury the lede and help whitewash this bigot and the racist podcast man he went to talk to

Is this is joke?

Reagan was a vehement racist (we have the audio tapes) who ignored the AIDS crisis & engaged in treason with the Iran-Contra scandal

You’re a slimy politician & stuff like this lays that especially bare

Fuck Ronald Reagan

What a snake this guy turned out to be

Except he hasn’t, which is evidenced by the amount of time & effort that’s gone into preventing the Epstein files from being released

Hey Comer, if the Clintons are the problem (and they are, no debate from me there, especially Bill and Epstein), then why were they Trump condoms in Epstein’s house