Neil Turner
@neilturner.me.uk
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Millennial Yorkshire queer partially deaf geek dad/husband. Works in university admissions, specialising in PhD and MBA. Likes photography and social media, doesn't like writing in the third person. He/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️#LGBwiththeT https://neilturner.me.uk
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I guess it's time for another #introduction post? I'm Neil, I work in Higher Education and have been *very* online for a long time. Currently a co-chair of LGBTQ+ staff network at work, hearing aid user, interested in transport and live in Yorkshire. Blog at neilturner.me.uk updated every other day.
Hello. - Neil Turner's Blog
I’m Neil Turner, a UK-based queer higher education professional with interests in technology, social media and photography, and this is my presence on the web. I have a blog (here), and I am also on t...
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I also can't fully remember our landline number that we've had for 10 years.
neilturner.me.uk
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:

My mobile
Parents landline
Work numbers (mine and general)
Live & Kicking (0181 811 8181)
Lombard Direct (0800 2 15000)
Friend from primary school's mum

16 years of being with my wife and I still don't know her number by heart.
pftompkins.bsky.social
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:

- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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hern.bsky.social
The other way of looking at this is that Hackney Council spent £269,950 to get someone to give up their council tenancy
gregbarradale.bsky.social
In 2014, Hackney Council sold a property under Right to Buy for £95,050

In 2021, they bought it back off the ex-tenant for £365k

In ~6 yrs, the council lost £269,950 on a single property

It's not an isolated example. @bigissue.com has uncovered 100+ 'Yo-yo Homes'

www.bigissue.com/news/housing...
How ex-council tenants make over £200k selling homes back to councils
Big Issue investigates the Right To Buy properties sold back to councils for massive profits, just years after being bought at a discount.
www.bigissue.com
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garius.bsky.social
I've seen people defend bathroom setups like this by saying "yeah but it's only me|my partner living there"

Which is true, right up until you're getting some work done on the house.

Congrats. Now you have to watch your kitchen fitter cracking out a log.
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gledster.bsky.social
Good job Vodafone hasn't formally merged with 3 to create another mega-provider with multi million customers.

They and the system would look incredibly stupid if this happened after a giant "good for the market, good for customers" merger had gone through.
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wilwheaton.net
Yesterday, I read that, according to Gen Z, when a Millenial puts "lol" at the end of something, it makes them sound old.

They said nothing about Gen X, but, whatever, lol
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chrisapplegate.bsky.social
A wonderful bit of nominative determinism - the chairman of the Society of Ploughmen is called Stephen Cheeseman
Allesley welcomes Ploughing Championships
Soil sports unearth competitive streak near Coventry.
www.bbc.co.uk
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chadbourn.bsky.social
Interesting polling of 5000 16-40 year olds by J L Partners.
Achieving more 'life milestones' does not make young people much more Conservative
Current voting intention by number of 'life milestones'
— Conservative
— Labour
- Reform
— Liberal Democrat
- Green
Other
50
%
40
30
20
10
0
T
0
T
1
2
T
3
T
4
T
5
Life milestones
Milestones counted as: Having a job, owning a home, living with spouse/partner, being married and having children | JLP
neilturner.me.uk
The arbiter has decreed. bsky.app/profile/ianb...
ianbetteridge.com
No.
jonnelledge.bsky.social
The platform formerly known as Twitter may be horrible, but it is still shaping policy. So were we all wrong to leave?
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ianbetteridge.com
One salient point: How have we managed to bring up generations of young men who (1) think this is a good idea, (2) have so little ability to talk to women that they think a machine can do it better, and (3) believe that dating is transactional: input/output, score.
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soozuk.bsky.social
Judy Garland during every song intro.
neilturner.me.uk
Wordle 1,576 6/6*

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That could've been a disaster.
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discokidnap.bsky.social
Please do not get too excited that a convicted nonce has been killed or the Bluesky mods will ban you for being mean.
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orbette.bsky.social
Just want to make it plainly clear, I absolutely speak ill of the dead. I will happily rap about the dead if the dead in question is a massive fucking piece of shit.

✌️
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grantsana.bsky.social
Ian Watkins’ ex girlfriend reports him multiple times to the police for what he was doing and they treated her as if she was hysterical in every sense of the word. Misogyny is dangerously and deadly, it played a huge role in those poor children’s torment. Hope he went roaring
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merseytart.bsky.social
Britain is rightly proud of its historic architecture.
A sign: THE FIRST (or last)
PUBLIC TOILETS
AS YOU ARRIVE IN (or leave)
THE NORTH OF ENGLAND
neilturner.me.uk
Bought a British one on eBay. Was sent a lettuce instead. AAAAAA+++++ for prompt delivery.
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ianvisits.co.uk
The dogs in Holland Park are so posh they shit apples.
Dog toilet
neilturner.me.uk
Today I learned that there's an author of a series of books who is also called Neil Turner.

I found out because someone emailed me to speak at a literature festival.
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jayrayner1.bsky.social
And as ever in @ftweekend.com my restaurant review: I went to Legardo, the new one from Spanish chef Nieves Barragán Mohacho, ate the delicious three week old roast suckling pig and then disappeared down a philosophical rabbit hole about the morality of doing so.

on.ft.com/3VWOnwj
‘Sublime, transcendent . . . and morally complex?’ Jay Rayner reviews Legado, Shoreditch
Beautiful suckling pig served with a side of existential crisis
on.ft.com