Pumpkin p-EYE 🔭
@mysterymary.bsky.social
She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴☠️ Living the chronic illness and adhd life. Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 💜
if you see this, i IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
if you see this, i IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Going through my pics for this year to make photo books for family and finding…a lot of other stuff 😅
(If you made this please say so!!)
(If you made this please say so!!)
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Going through my pics for this year to make photo books for family and finding…a lot of other stuff 😅
(If you made this please say so!!)
(If you made this please say so!!)
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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oh, the light-skins, dammit
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
oh, the light-skins, dammit
good vibes to you today ✌️🥧
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
good vibes to you today ✌️🥧
Bold of you to assume I have retained any compliment I’ve ever received
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Bold of you to assume I have retained any compliment I’ve ever received
In case anyone’s wondering, the humble breathe right nose strip will completely fuck up your Face ID
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
In case anyone’s wondering, the humble breathe right nose strip will completely fuck up your Face ID
I wish I found the world of Pluribus creepy instead of appealing
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I wish I found the world of Pluribus creepy instead of appealing
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Bart calling Moe’s asking to speak with her
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Bart calling Moe’s asking to speak with her
Uh yes. And I think the calculations need to take into account the county or city you live in
in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Uh yes. And I think the calculations need to take into account the county or city you live in
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Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
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Well and truly docked
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well and truly docked
Turns out working 60 hours in one week and barely sleeping to meet a deadline is Bad on Your Body™️ (at any age but like esp over 45 and already chronically ill)
I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Turns out working 60 hours in one week and barely sleeping to meet a deadline is Bad on Your Body™️ (at any age but like esp over 45 and already chronically ill)
I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
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I love her I would fight the British navy for her
ive lost the ability to tell whegher thsi looks good or not. HERE SHE IS
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love her I would fight the British navy for her
This is so man for sale /AFF
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is so man for sale /AFF
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You’re all so adorable and cute!
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You’re all so adorable and cute!
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
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Oh okay well that’s a half hour of my life spent down a rabbit hole of reading about Christopher Lee’s life
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
This happened and I will never not bring it up
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Oh okay well that’s a half hour of my life spent down a rabbit hole of reading about Christopher Lee’s life
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
@ everything trump and rfkj say
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
@ everything trump and rfkj say
Yeah but that was a singularly good episode so, accepted
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yeah but that was a singularly good episode so, accepted