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mysterymary.bsky.social
Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃
@mysterymary.bsky.social
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She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴‍☠️ Living the chronic illness and adhd life. Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1h
They’ve got AI hands at the dollar store, 9/10 spooky
Plastic skeleton hands that are not quite right
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes: - inflatable frog suit - cape - pepper spray filter - a thirst for the blood of the innocent - air pump batteries and Molotov cocktails not included
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 18h
Still a fucking vibe
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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 18h
Pretty sure what happened is that I heard that inflated rumor Dolly was ill and I got emotional thinking I had never ordered one of her skillets and shed a little tear like hang in there girl while I clicked submit order
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 21h
I just got a package that contains the best late night impulse purchase that I completely forgot about ever
The official Dolly Parton lodge cast iron pan in “Jolene please don’t take my pan” size
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d
I’m faint
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 2d
Speaking of enthusiastic consent! The pause and nod are everything to me!!

#ofmd
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Niusha 🏴‍☠️ @niu-nono.bsky.social · 1d
✨️Cursed DILF ²✨️
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
#ofmdfanart
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🩸Spooky Sara🩸 @pashion.bsky.social · 2d
Spray paint on a fence a metal chained fence that reads Bitchopher Columbitch instead of Christopher Columbus
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
Love you too Shrampo
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
Had a lovely weekend and today I’m recovering, hella grateful for friends and a free day and a cozy safe home 🙏 I don’t care if I sound cringe
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
What’s going on with the flowers 😳
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
Happy birthday!! 🎂 damn that’s a cool gift!
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
Among dozens of friends I have who like me have lived through significant trauma, so far I’m the only one who chose trauma therapy. It was years of weekly work and thousands of dollars oop that became debt. Would never expect anyone to choose the same. I was suicidal; it saved my life and my mind. 💙
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
The one im thinking of isn’t a fictional character but he is a legend
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
I can think of one Italian American right now who deserves a holiday
meme of that celeb guy sipping coffee but the cup is comically enlarged
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 2d
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
How Genocide Happened
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
Perfect
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d
Done
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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 2d
Here's a bit of Portland, Maine, for Indigenous People's Day.
A poster sized piece of public art on a brick wall showing two people holding hands. One, a Wabanaki person in jeans and a hoodie with the state of Maine on it. The other a Palestinian person in yellow shorts and a white tee with the Palestinian flag on it. There is an indistinct group of people behind them. The lettering above and below them reads: From Wabanaki to Palestine Occupation is a Crime.
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cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 2d
Ed Teach standing over Stede Bonnet as he "loots" a library (replaces books he's stolen with books from his library that he's already read. S1 OFMD
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah to be clear. hi *tucks hair behind ear*
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 4d
hell yeah
Cover of the classic children's book Frog And Toad Are Friends. Drawing of Toad, a brown toad, sitting on a bench, dressed in a green jacket and slacks. He is reading a book to his friend Frog, a green frog dressed in a brown jacket and slacks. They are surrounded by green plants and mushrooms. There is a silver Caldecott Medal in the corner. Text has been altered from original. It reads Fiftieth Anniversary Frog and Toad Are Antifa by Arnold Lobel Commemorative Edition
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4d
LOL
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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4d
Oh I can see that 🤩
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