Pumpkin p-EYE 🔭
@mysterymary.bsky.social
She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴☠️ Living the chronic illness and adhd life. Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 💜
You’re all so adorable and cute!
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You’re all so adorable and cute!
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
@ everything trump and rfkj say
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
@ everything trump and rfkj say
I’m not one to brag but did you all know I own half a pyramid
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m not one to brag but did you all know I own half a pyramid
Wish I was a / But I’m just a
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wish I was a / But I’m just a
There’s my tree sorted
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There’s my tree sorted
Hey so, any friends here need help shopping for groceries
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey so, any friends here need help shopping for groceries
Mexican bush sage aka soft bois
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Mexican bush sage aka soft bois
Got my Lady Pirates Tarot deck in the mail today, at long last after backing a kickstarter. Lads, these cards are soooo fucking gorgeous www.baroquetarot.com/products/lad...
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Got my Lady Pirates Tarot deck in the mail today, at long last after backing a kickstarter. Lads, these cards are soooo fucking gorgeous www.baroquetarot.com/products/lad...
My iPhone really brings out the details in the moist nothingness
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My iPhone really brings out the details in the moist nothingness
Ah yes the beautiful lights of the… ever present marine layer that creeps in after dark
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ah yes the beautiful lights of the… ever present marine layer that creeps in after dark
Your honor, as you can see from this scientific evidence, I am the perfect height for a Kate/Mads Sami sammie
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Your honor, as you can see from this scientific evidence, I am the perfect height for a Kate/Mads Sami sammie
My big nerdy love shoutout to the first scenes of #Pluribus being filmed at the Very Large Array in NM 🤩📡🏜️ When I was 20, in 1998, riding out a bit of an obsession with Contact, I set out from Seattle to drive there solo and it felt like the biggest achievement of my two decades of life
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My big nerdy love shoutout to the first scenes of #Pluribus being filmed at the Very Large Array in NM 🤩📡🏜️ When I was 20, in 1998, riding out a bit of an obsession with Contact, I set out from Seattle to drive there solo and it felt like the biggest achievement of my two decades of life
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Homage to @tricialockwood.bsky.social 🐈
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Homage to @tricialockwood.bsky.social 🐈
Sorry but if true 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sorry but if true 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If getting your cat to take a pill is a strugg, lemme tell you about this genius shit, you pinch off a smidge and smoosh it real flat then enclose the entire pill in smelly meaty goodness so the cat never tastes the offending pharmaceutical (if you’re doing a pill gun like me). Nothing else worked.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If getting your cat to take a pill is a strugg, lemme tell you about this genius shit, you pinch off a smidge and smoosh it real flat then enclose the entire pill in smelly meaty goodness so the cat never tastes the offending pharmaceutical (if you’re doing a pill gun like me). Nothing else worked.
The mental illness leaving my body because I achieved inbox zero but with dishes today
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The mental illness leaving my body because I achieved inbox zero but with dishes today
I’m already using it to react to your post well done
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m already using it to react to your post well done
My precious senior children have been good sports on Halloween for 15 years
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My precious senior children have been good sports on Halloween for 15 years
Hang on, hold up, whaT IS THAT
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hang on, hold up, whaT IS THAT
🎶 DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA DIIEEEE?🎶
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
🎶 DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA DIIEEEE?🎶
Look at this prophetic novelty toilet paper I saw in 2013
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Look at this prophetic novelty toilet paper I saw in 2013
Lmaoooo California get their ass but also Jesus wept this passive aggressive website banner war is making my vagus nerve wither into a dry husk
October 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Lmaoooo California get their ass but also Jesus wept this passive aggressive website banner war is making my vagus nerve wither into a dry husk