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Pumpkin p-EYE 🔭
@mysterymary.bsky.social
She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴‍☠️ Living the chronic illness and adhd life. Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜
Bold of you to assume I have retained any compliment I’ve ever received
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In case anyone’s wondering, the humble breathe right nose strip will completely fuck up your Face ID
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I wish I found the world of Pluribus creepy instead of appealing
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Bart calling Moe’s asking to speak with her
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Uh yes. And I think the calculations need to take into account the county or city you live in
in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Well and truly docked
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Turns out working 60 hours in one week and barely sleeping to meet a deadline is Bad on Your Body™️ (at any age but like esp over 45 and already chronically ill)

I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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New boot goof
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I love her I would fight the British navy for her
ive lost the ability to tell whegher thsi looks good or not. HERE SHE IS
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This is so man for sale /AFF
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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04/06/24
November 10, 2024 at 8:27 PM
You’re all so adorable and cute!

I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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good to know!
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Oh okay well that’s a half hour of my life spent down a rabbit hole of reading about Christopher Lee’s life

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
This happened and I will never not bring it up
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
@ everything trump and rfkj say
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Yeah but that was a singularly good episode so, accepted
Van Gogh, the famous Dr. Who character
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Let him in
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Rita Hester was a beautiful soul and a fixture of the Boston queer community who lived large and unapologetically. Her unsolved murder sparked Transgender Day of Remembrance, but her story is often forgotten.

Today, we celebrate her life and continue the work to end violence against trans women.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Half ze pyramid!
#ofmd
July 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m not one to brag but did you all know I own half a pyramid
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just had a wee earthquake
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you loved this book and or If you’ve been thinking “man I’d like to hear an ominous rendition of champagne supernova” for the past 30 years, I have many great news for you
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM