Pumpkin p-EYE 🔭
@mysterymary.bsky.social
She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴☠️ Living the chronic illness and adhd life. Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 💜
Bold of you to assume I have retained any compliment I’ve ever received
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Bold of you to assume I have retained any compliment I’ve ever received
In case anyone’s wondering, the humble breathe right nose strip will completely fuck up your Face ID
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
In case anyone’s wondering, the humble breathe right nose strip will completely fuck up your Face ID
I wish I found the world of Pluribus creepy instead of appealing
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I wish I found the world of Pluribus creepy instead of appealing
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Bart calling Moe’s asking to speak with her
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Bart calling Moe’s asking to speak with her
Uh yes. And I think the calculations need to take into account the county or city you live in
in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Uh yes. And I think the calculations need to take into account the county or city you live in
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Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
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Well and truly docked
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well and truly docked
Turns out working 60 hours in one week and barely sleeping to meet a deadline is Bad on Your Body™️ (at any age but like esp over 45 and already chronically ill)
I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Turns out working 60 hours in one week and barely sleeping to meet a deadline is Bad on Your Body™️ (at any age but like esp over 45 and already chronically ill)
I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
I think I’ll be sleeping all weekend
And making soup
Obvs
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I love her I would fight the British navy for her
ive lost the ability to tell whegher thsi looks good or not. HERE SHE IS
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love her I would fight the British navy for her
This is so man for sale /AFF
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is so man for sale /AFF
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You’re all so adorable and cute!
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You’re all so adorable and cute!
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
I don’t do selfies on main anymore but here’s my boobs and a cute shirt
👍🐓🎈🎈
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Oh okay well that’s a half hour of my life spent down a rabbit hole of reading about Christopher Lee’s life
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
This happened and I will never not bring it up
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Oh okay well that’s a half hour of my life spent down a rabbit hole of reading about Christopher Lee’s life
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...
@ everything trump and rfkj say
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
@ everything trump and rfkj say
Yeah but that was a singularly good episode so, accepted
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yeah but that was a singularly good episode so, accepted
Let him in
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Let him in
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Rita Hester was a beautiful soul and a fixture of the Boston queer community who lived large and unapologetically. Her unsolved murder sparked Transgender Day of Remembrance, but her story is often forgotten.
Today, we celebrate her life and continue the work to end violence against trans women.
Today, we celebrate her life and continue the work to end violence against trans women.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Rita Hester was a beautiful soul and a fixture of the Boston queer community who lived large and unapologetically. Her unsolved murder sparked Transgender Day of Remembrance, but her story is often forgotten.
Today, we celebrate her life and continue the work to end violence against trans women.
Today, we celebrate her life and continue the work to end violence against trans women.
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I’m not one to brag but did you all know I own half a pyramid
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m not one to brag but did you all know I own half a pyramid
Just had a wee earthquake
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just had a wee earthquake
If you loved this book and or If you’ve been thinking “man I’d like to hear an ominous rendition of champagne supernova” for the past 30 years, I have many great news for you
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you loved this book and or If you’ve been thinking “man I’d like to hear an ominous rendition of champagne supernova” for the past 30 years, I have many great news for you