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DO NOT PRINT IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT I SHIT MY PANTS
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America’s Asses #1
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Enough for today. More tomorrow
11x17 pen and paper #wip
#surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Oh, that's where I know him from
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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My piece for Giant Robot’s 2025 Totoro Show!
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
December 24, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Chihuahua in the Wawa
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of Chihuahua on the… something that rhymes with Chihuahua?
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page

Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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"The general public shoulders the bill [of war]. This bill renders a horrible accounting. Newly placed gravestones. Mangled bodies. Shattered minds... Back-breaking taxation for generations and generations."

- Maj. Gen. Smedley Butler, "War Is A Racket", 1935
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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"The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class has had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose—especially their lives."

- Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Okay so like obviously Steven Kostanski wanted to make a Sword and the Sorcerer movie right
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Can’t stop thinking about this new Hot Toys Batman figure.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Can’t believe The God Udo Kier left us
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but you WILL NOT be getting them 3 items for $.01 on Temu, it’s never been done
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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"LET HIM SPEAK!"

9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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They used to make fuckin MOVIES
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Tive meu segundo cancelamento aqui em São Paulo 🫠 tô com uma vaga disponível pra agora a tarde e uma pra sexta dia 7 pela manhã, desconto pra quem quiser preencher essas vagas tatuando flash… vou embora dia 10 então tenho esses dois horários
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Me coming into my parents’ room to tell them I threw up in bed after eating too much Halloween candy
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.

I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dude finally HYPNO HUSTLER
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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SHAKE HANDS WITH SATAN!
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Dear @garbageskeleton.skin please enjoy this important program youtu.be/TEu6VT75gvw?...
Volk Han Combat Sambo Instructional *Out of print
YouTube video by Gabriel The Grimey Gremlin Godoy
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November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Tactile therapy fad: Go to a toy con and grab handfuls of Star Wars Hammerheads.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM