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Emily (spooky)

@emilyrose.bsky.social

1.9K followers 1.1K following 11K posts

Autistic. ADHD. Chihuahua parent. Not actually a hedgehog. She/her. Formerly @invisiblegirl99 on twitter. Redbubble Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/emilyrosew1/shop 📍Concord, CA

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 7h

Also, why tf am I still so wide awake???

Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 7h

Are platonic furries a thing? I’m like really solidly asexual, but the dressing up as animals thing sounds fun, and I like the concept of a fursona.

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Monica Carmean @monicacarmean.com · 10h

“Emergency Naked Bike Ride” - I love you Portland. Xoxo Chicago

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 8h

Why does my Pokémon character keep checking the bottom of her shoe? Like it’s a cute little animation, but not every 5 seconds!

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 12h

Love this so much
📸 Respective Collective

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 8h

Juju freaks out if I try to pick her up when she’s asleep, but if I just slide the blanket she’s sleeping on, she’s fine with that. She’s usually on at least one blanket.

Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 8h

As someone who has extensive experiences with both mental health and developmental services, I have never once heard the latter referred to as “behavioral health.”

Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 8h

I successfully stayed awake all day today, so why am I still not even the tiniest bit sleepy at bedtime???

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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h

Before facial recognition and passcodes you needed a key to unlock your phone…

Vintage dial phone with key loco in bottom left corner

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 10h

It’s all about order of operations. PEMDAS that shit. It should be large (small cat). See? Now it makes sense. It’s a large member of the small cat family.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12h

When they tell you they plan on throwing out the constitution, believe them.

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 16h

I went for a job interview at UPS.

I said, "Sorry I'm late, I went to the wrong address" - and they made me regional manager.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 12h

As we all know, real activists who achieve real things talk about doing federal crimes on public social media all the time

(do not trust anyone who talks about how cool doing federal crimes is on public social media)

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 15h

For people getting the advice “It’s dumb to do it alone, you need to do it en masse”, the counterpoint is that it is also dumb to make it hard to navigate a large flying heavy thing when you under it. This is also why it is a felony.

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bambookeys.bsky.social @bambookeys.bsky.social · 12h

Someone once told me "you don't get older, people get younger." I didn't know what she meant until recently.

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 12h

a lot of my friends have kids, which is a concept i understand, but i don't really get how all these kids apparently age a year every other day

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ScaryKateDoubleBOOOOO @sarakatew.bsky.social · 11h

Tonight at dinner the Nugget said “I’m going to help you” and picked up my phone, punched in my code (which I did NOT ever tell her), and made all my app icons bigger. It’s really helpful. I’m furious.

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 11h

Omg, bananaphone! Bananas aren’t the right shape anymore! 😱

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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 12h

I’m happy that the big kooky liberated Portland frogs have emerged as an aesthetic backlash to the dank Pepes

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 11h

Someone posted an antisemitic meme, and a bunch of people were on board with it. I’m not sure she realized it was antisemitic until people told her in the thread.

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 11h

100%!

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 11h

Looks like the antisemitism thread is gone! She didn’t, like, apologize for posting literal Nazi propaganda or anything, but she did at least delete it, which is something.

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 11h

So have many other countries in the region, but you only make these claims about Israel. That’s why it’s antisemitic. Your response to that shouldn’t be “well the offensive stereotype propagated by Nazis is true.”

Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 12h

Find it really annoying that Duolingo chess has started telling me how to get to checkmate when I’ve almost won a match. Like yeah, I know, I wanna see how many pawns I can promote first.

Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 13h

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