Emily (winter)
@emilyrose.bsky.social
Autistic. ADHD. Chihuahua parent. Not actually a hedgehog. She/her.
Formerly @invisiblegirl99 on twitter.
Redbubble Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/emilyrosew1/shop
📍Concord, CA
Formerly @invisiblegirl99 on twitter.
Redbubble Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/emilyrosew1/shop
📍Concord, CA
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Another Trump SCAM!!
Trump Mobile is offering phones for $500 —they are just refurbished, and three years old
While true Trump fans await the long-promised golden ‘T1’ phone, his family is selling marked-up older iPhones and Samsungs
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump Mobile is offering phones for $500 —they are just refurbished, and three years old
While true Trump fans await the long-promised golden ‘T1’ phone, his family is selling marked-up older iPhones and Samsungs
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump Mobile is hawking $500 phones. Only they’re refurbished, and three years old
While true Trump fans await the long-promised golden ‘T1’ phone, his family is selling marked-up older iPhones and Samsungs
www.independent.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Another Trump SCAM!!
Trump Mobile is offering phones for $500 —they are just refurbished, and three years old
While true Trump fans await the long-promised golden ‘T1’ phone, his family is selling marked-up older iPhones and Samsungs
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump Mobile is offering phones for $500 —they are just refurbished, and three years old
While true Trump fans await the long-promised golden ‘T1’ phone, his family is selling marked-up older iPhones and Samsungs
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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I think my sleep cycle is broken. It’s apparently decided that instead of sleeping 8 hours a night, I’m going to sleep 20 hours a day for a week, then spend the next week lying awake until 10 minutes before my alarm goes off. 😒
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I think my sleep cycle is broken. It’s apparently decided that instead of sleeping 8 hours a night, I’m going to sleep 20 hours a day for a week, then spend the next week lying awake until 10 minutes before my alarm goes off. 😒
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you get into a car accident and you take your car to the shop and instead of fixing it the technician keeps saying "well someone else crashed into you, it wasn't me" that's republicans entire messaging strategy right now
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
you get into a car accident and you take your car to the shop and instead of fixing it the technician keeps saying "well someone else crashed into you, it wasn't me" that's republicans entire messaging strategy right now
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In the old days, we just used to call them “losers”
Now, they’re “Right Wing Influencers”
Now, they’re “Right Wing Influencers”
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In the old days, we just used to call them “losers”
Now, they’re “Right Wing Influencers”
Now, they’re “Right Wing Influencers”
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PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
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Me: “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human head?”
Wise Owl: “It takes…wait…WHAT?!?!?”
My dog: “I’m working on it.”
Wise Owl: “It takes…wait…WHAT?!?!?”
My dog: “I’m working on it.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me: “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human head?”
Wise Owl: “It takes…wait…WHAT?!?!?”
My dog: “I’m working on it.”
Wise Owl: “It takes…wait…WHAT?!?!?”
My dog: “I’m working on it.”
So this thing where CVS only texts the first three letters of your prescription? Yeah, I have four (4) different prescriptions that all start with MET. This is not helpful. Give me an option to just show the whole name if I’m not worried about privacy!
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So this thing where CVS only texts the first three letters of your prescription? Yeah, I have four (4) different prescriptions that all start with MET. This is not helpful. Give me an option to just show the whole name if I’m not worried about privacy!
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Christians believe we must put others before ourselves.
Brothers and Sisters in Christ - if you own a vehicle that provides the driver with greater safety features but is more dangerous to others, sell it to non-believers.
Drive only by putting others before yourself. Think of the pedestrians, etc
Brothers and Sisters in Christ - if you own a vehicle that provides the driver with greater safety features but is more dangerous to others, sell it to non-believers.
Drive only by putting others before yourself. Think of the pedestrians, etc
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Christians believe we must put others before ourselves.
Brothers and Sisters in Christ - if you own a vehicle that provides the driver with greater safety features but is more dangerous to others, sell it to non-believers.
Drive only by putting others before yourself. Think of the pedestrians, etc
Brothers and Sisters in Christ - if you own a vehicle that provides the driver with greater safety features but is more dangerous to others, sell it to non-believers.
Drive only by putting others before yourself. Think of the pedestrians, etc
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My neighbor is hammering something, and it sounds inexplicably like a dog about to vomit. I have to keep checking Jujube is still on my lap, and not preparing to throw up somewhere.
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My neighbor is hammering something, and it sounds inexplicably like a dog about to vomit. I have to keep checking Jujube is still on my lap, and not preparing to throw up somewhere.
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Apple warns not to use Chrome because Google has reinstated a tracking pixel that cannot be opted out of, that builds a profile about you, which I presume enables “surveillance pricing”. Look it up if you’re not familiar with that. It’s pernicious.
Apple Warns All iPhone Users—Do Not Use Chrome Or Google App
Apple says a billion users should stop using these apps on their iPhone — here's why.
www.forbes.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Apple warns not to use Chrome because Google has reinstated a tracking pixel that cannot be opted out of, that builds a profile about you, which I presume enables “surveillance pricing”. Look it up if you’re not familiar with that. It’s pernicious.
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Gay parenting is great because your two-year-old will always laugh at your Jennifer Coolidge impression (she specifically likes when I read whole books with that impression).
But she also somehow figured out that she can address me as my husband as "guys."
But she also somehow figured out that she can address me as my husband as "guys."
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Gay parenting is great because your two-year-old will always laugh at your Jennifer Coolidge impression (she specifically likes when I read whole books with that impression).
But she also somehow figured out that she can address me as my husband as "guys."
But she also somehow figured out that she can address me as my husband as "guys."
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Schrödinger's immigrants.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Schrödinger's immigrants.
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
So apparently in addition to adding this hideous Liquid Glass interface, they took away the portrait mode from the camera? But kept all those color filters that can be just as easily applied afterwards, of course.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So apparently in addition to adding this hideous Liquid Glass interface, they took away the portrait mode from the camera? But kept all those color filters that can be just as easily applied afterwards, of course.
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Happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey In IKEA Day to all who celebrate!
Darwin (monkey) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey In IKEA Day to all who celebrate!
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WW1 and 2 helped create an American nationalism that the South bought into!
Like. Prior to WW1, the South did not celebrate the 4th of July!
Like. Prior to WW1, the South did not celebrate the 4th of July!
Sometimes war helps build a civic nationalism rather than destroys it! Not a good reason to fight a war but it can be a happy byproduct.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
WW1 and 2 helped create an American nationalism that the South bought into!
Like. Prior to WW1, the South did not celebrate the 4th of July!
Like. Prior to WW1, the South did not celebrate the 4th of July!
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Said it before and I'll say it again: A real problem with the legal profession's cultural norm of venerating the Supreme Court is that the legal profession never contemplated that there might someday be a justice as dumb as Brett Kavanaugh on it
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Said it before and I'll say it again: A real problem with the legal profession's cultural norm of venerating the Supreme Court is that the legal profession never contemplated that there might someday be a justice as dumb as Brett Kavanaugh on it
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boss: god we used to have great house parties. Why aren't you kids doing that
everyone else at work: no house
everyone else at work: no house
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
boss: god we used to have great house parties. Why aren't you kids doing that
everyone else at work: no house
everyone else at work: no house
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when i went to repair fair last week i asked the volunteers what the weirdest thing someone had ever brought in was. apparently more than one person has brought in what the person talking to me euphemistically referred to as, "you know... those toys? special toys?"
www.kgw.com/article/news...
www.kgw.com/article/news...
Fixing what's broken: At Portland's Repair PDX, community mends more than just busted toasters
At Repair PDX, volunteers are fighting a throwaway culture one free repair at a time — and building community along the way.
www.kgw.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
when i went to repair fair last week i asked the volunteers what the weirdest thing someone had ever brought in was. apparently more than one person has brought in what the person talking to me euphemistically referred to as, "you know... those toys? special toys?"
www.kgw.com/article/news...
www.kgw.com/article/news...
This “Liquid Glass” nonsense just gets worse the more I look at it. Stop making things move unnecessarily. Stop adding awkward white borders to everything. BRING BACK THE COLORS!
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This “Liquid Glass” nonsense just gets worse the more I look at it. Stop making things move unnecessarily. Stop adding awkward white borders to everything. BRING BACK THE COLORS!
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Next time the bank calls me I’m going to put on the dulcet tones of jackhammers and wood hoppers and I’ll shout “SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU; WE’RE DOING INNER CITY BODY DISPOSITIONS - SORRY GIVE ME A SEC - GARY, THAT ONE’S STILL BREATHING MOVE ON WE ONLY HAVE SO MUCH DIESEL”
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Next time the bank calls me I’m going to put on the dulcet tones of jackhammers and wood hoppers and I’ll shout “SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU; WE’RE DOING INNER CITY BODY DISPOSITIONS - SORRY GIVE ME A SEC - GARY, THAT ONE’S STILL BREATHING MOVE ON WE ONLY HAVE SO MUCH DIESEL”