Steamed Hamtaros
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DO NOT PRINT IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT I SHIT MY PANTS
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"The general public shoulders the bill [of war]. This bill renders a horrible accounting. Newly placed gravestones. Mangled bodies. Shattered minds... Back-breaking taxation for generations and generations."
- Maj. Gen. Smedley Butler, "War Is A Racket", 1935
- Maj. Gen. Smedley Butler, "War Is A Racket", 1935
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"The general public shoulders the bill [of war]. This bill renders a horrible accounting. Newly placed gravestones. Mangled bodies. Shattered minds... Back-breaking taxation for generations and generations."
- Maj. Gen. Smedley Butler, "War Is A Racket", 1935
- Maj. Gen. Smedley Butler, "War Is A Racket", 1935
You stupid: “duhhh Temu got Acid Rain for a penny”
Me wise: spending $1000 on the dumbest shit imaginable to prove the contest is rigged
Me wise: spending $1000 on the dumbest shit imaginable to prove the contest is rigged
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You stupid: “duhhh Temu got Acid Rain for a penny”
Me wise: spending $1000 on the dumbest shit imaginable to prove the contest is rigged
Me wise: spending $1000 on the dumbest shit imaginable to prove the contest is rigged
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Me coming into my parents’ room to tell them I threw up in bed after eating too much Halloween candy
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me coming into my parents’ room to tell them I threw up in bed after eating too much Halloween candy