Cryptid Kringle 🎄
@mudfire4.bsky.social
Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid
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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”
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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”
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Cryptid Kringle 🎄
@mudfire4.bsky.social
· Oct 20
If you’re here because I liked a skeet of yours from months or years ago, Hello!
I’m sorry & also it will happen again
I’m sorry & also it will happen again
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I constantly forget that he only has one ear, or rather that it is abnormal for a cat to only have one ear. that's just my baby, he has the correct number of ears and this is how all cats look
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I constantly forget that he only has one ear, or rather that it is abnormal for a cat to only have one ear. that's just my baby, he has the correct number of ears and this is how all cats look
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
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Why would you watch tv when you have me? Photo from my collection, 1960.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why would you watch tv when you have me? Photo from my collection, 1960.
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Your daily fortune:
Don't be so hard on yourself. Even the most fearsome forest horror needs to rest once in a while.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Even the most fearsome forest horror needs to rest once in a while.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Your daily fortune:
Don't be so hard on yourself. Even the most fearsome forest horror needs to rest once in a while.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Even the most fearsome forest horror needs to rest once in a while.
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Instead of counting sheep I like to imagine squirrels piloting rickety homemade zeppelins over a river of piping-hot béchamel sauce. This doesn't help me get to sleep, in fact it leaves me feeling confused and visibly agitated
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Instead of counting sheep I like to imagine squirrels piloting rickety homemade zeppelins over a river of piping-hot béchamel sauce. This doesn't help me get to sleep, in fact it leaves me feeling confused and visibly agitated
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This isn’t a “win” for trans men btw it’s calling them women/female which they are not
Trans men can now join the Women’s Institute under new policy
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/womens-institute-trans-ban/?utm_content=1764790804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trans men can now join the Women's Institute under new policy
The Women's Institute's new policy banning trans women will allow men to join despite being a gender-exclusive organisation.
www.thepinknews.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This isn’t a “win” for trans men btw it’s calling them women/female which they are not
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Me: I can't believe you talked me into getting stuck in a Chinese penis trap with you
Performative guy who listens to cumtown: personally I call them regular penis trans woman, that's how sino-feminist my mind has gotten
Performative guy who listens to cumtown: personally I call them regular penis trans woman, that's how sino-feminist my mind has gotten
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Me: I can't believe you talked me into getting stuck in a Chinese penis trap with you
Performative guy who listens to cumtown: personally I call them regular penis trans woman, that's how sino-feminist my mind has gotten
Performative guy who listens to cumtown: personally I call them regular penis trans woman, that's how sino-feminist my mind has gotten
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Thirst trap Thursday but it's just that I ate something too salty and need some water now
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thirst trap Thursday but it's just that I ate something too salty and need some water now
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"how to i become a good trans ally?"
actually listen to trans people, fight for trans people in a meaningful capacity and don't back down
if you don't understand an aspect of transition, it's okay to say "i don't get it, but trans people need it", but the second half of that sentence is important!
actually listen to trans people, fight for trans people in a meaningful capacity and don't back down
if you don't understand an aspect of transition, it's okay to say "i don't get it, but trans people need it", but the second half of that sentence is important!
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"how to i become a good trans ally?"
actually listen to trans people, fight for trans people in a meaningful capacity and don't back down
if you don't understand an aspect of transition, it's okay to say "i don't get it, but trans people need it", but the second half of that sentence is important!
actually listen to trans people, fight for trans people in a meaningful capacity and don't back down
if you don't understand an aspect of transition, it's okay to say "i don't get it, but trans people need it", but the second half of that sentence is important!
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the only thing separating the average liberal "trans ally" from a bigot is the bigot is at least honest about their opinion on trans people
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
the only thing separating the average liberal "trans ally" from a bigot is the bigot is at least honest about their opinion on trans people
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so many cis "allies" will claim to defend trans people, but completely fold the second they face any inconvenient pushback
if you've ever wondered why trans people can be so quick to dismiss cis "allies", it's because this shit is normal and tbh expected
so few people actually care about trannies
if you've ever wondered why trans people can be so quick to dismiss cis "allies", it's because this shit is normal and tbh expected
so few people actually care about trannies
The OU thing kinda illustrates that a lot of our cis allies will go to great lengths to avoid having to talk about trans people and actually have to defend us directly and aggressively
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
so many cis "allies" will claim to defend trans people, but completely fold the second they face any inconvenient pushback
if you've ever wondered why trans people can be so quick to dismiss cis "allies", it's because this shit is normal and tbh expected
so few people actually care about trannies
if you've ever wondered why trans people can be so quick to dismiss cis "allies", it's because this shit is normal and tbh expected
so few people actually care about trannies
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God damn period hormones making me emotional so that I’m crying over mashed potatoes right now this shit is so annoying bitch get your shit togetherrrrrrr
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
God damn period hormones making me emotional so that I’m crying over mashed potatoes right now this shit is so annoying bitch get your shit togetherrrrrrr
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Lmao I got added to this list because of this skeet
I didn’t think the toilet had fans that felt so strongly about it 💀💀
Do y’all think the name of this list confuses people who are heavy into shipping discourse. Cause that’s what I thought this was about at first & I was very confused lmao
I didn’t think the toilet had fans that felt so strongly about it 💀💀
Do y’all think the name of this list confuses people who are heavy into shipping discourse. Cause that’s what I thought this was about at first & I was very confused lmao
![Screenshot of a moderation list I was added to 5 hours prior to when I am posting this screenshot
The follow includes censored sections to avoid people who are term searching
[REDACTED].bsky.social [hippie vibes emojis]
The list name is [REDACTED] and there are 20,717 users on it
List description is People who hate *people* who use [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/VR/Robots](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lkn7rmrm2hckgeo3odz7ahio/bafkreigsooh56z5dmzvpmktknba23zx5qrx5273jtyunsquy4q7rvrvk3u@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Lmao I got added to this list because of this skeet
I didn’t think the toilet had fans that felt so strongly about it 💀💀
Do y’all think the name of this list confuses people who are heavy into shipping discourse. Cause that’s what I thought this was about at first & I was very confused lmao
I didn’t think the toilet had fans that felt so strongly about it 💀💀
Do y’all think the name of this list confuses people who are heavy into shipping discourse. Cause that’s what I thought this was about at first & I was very confused lmao
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Behaviores Report: 100% GOODE! !!
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Behaviores Report: 100% GOODE! !!
Top 5 coming in with:
1. Entire jar of green olives
2. 4 corn dogs, microwaved
3. Enough pretzels that my tongue is sore from the excessive salt
4. Entire bag of Hot Cheeto fries
5. Crunched up raw top ramen noodles with the seasoning mixed in
1. Entire jar of green olives
2. 4 corn dogs, microwaved
3. Enough pretzels that my tongue is sore from the excessive salt
4. Entire bag of Hot Cheeto fries
5. Crunched up raw top ramen noodles with the seasoning mixed in
midnight snacks of shame wrapped 2025
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Top 5 coming in with:
1. Entire jar of green olives
2. 4 corn dogs, microwaved
3. Enough pretzels that my tongue is sore from the excessive salt
4. Entire bag of Hot Cheeto fries
5. Crunched up raw top ramen noodles with the seasoning mixed in
1. Entire jar of green olives
2. 4 corn dogs, microwaved
3. Enough pretzels that my tongue is sore from the excessive salt
4. Entire bag of Hot Cheeto fries
5. Crunched up raw top ramen noodles with the seasoning mixed in
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opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
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Postcard from my collection, no date.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Postcard from my collection, no date.
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corndog but there's an inner layer of room temperature american cheese
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
corndog but there's an inner layer of room temperature american cheese
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biblically accurate hello kitty
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
biblically accurate hello kitty
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Having a liddol think, missing Charliebrown
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Having a liddol think, missing Charliebrown