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mudfire4.bsky.social
He featured you on his Twitter! 💀
A screenshot of some stuff Armin Ronacher posted on Twitter to totally show how he was asking about AI in good faith on Bluesky Armin Ronacher @mitsuhiko • 5h I made a post on Bluesky that pulled in a pretty hostile anti-Al crowd over night. The comments are vulgar yet oddly fascinating. • 21 comments 3 retweets 112 likes 13K views Armin Ronacher @mitsuhiko • 3h Reloaded. Found a new low point. What's in the water over there? “enemy unknown @bitdizzy.bsky.social - 5m Not against Al but against your culture what were your family doing circa 1939 by any chance?” 8 comments 29 likes 1.6K views
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
You’ve just died
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you

FUCKING LMFAO
Photo of a yassified 9/11 poster There are rows of billowing pink clouds in the background. The twin towers are the only other focus point of the poster. The impact point from the plane on the left tower has been replaced with a ton of pink heart emojis. The right tower has billowing black smoke coming from the top In front of the towers is the text “9/11 for girls!” There’s a blue shoe horn hanging from the upper left tack pinning the poster to the wall behind it
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Post your warning label
This is mine:
Edit of the old “you wouldn’t steal a car” anti piracy ad. It’s been altered to say “you wouldn’t finish a task”
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Big fan of this one because they even mention Clearksy in this list’s description, but it’s clear they themselves did not actually look at Clearsky to see what they were actually added to 💀
A screenshot of a moderation list that I was added to by Bluesky user darkyozora05.bsky.social The title of the list is “Blocklist Abuse/Fake Blocklist Creators & Feed Griefters” The list description is “List of harmful, obnoxious & suspicious trolls who are abusing the both the clearsky app & listifications and making a false/misleading blocklists that needed to investigated by Bluesky Moderators and developers” This list was created on April 6th, 2025. In the screenshot there is a button to click to view the list’s subscribers
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
I can always tell when people exclusively use listifications because I’ll add someone to a benign modlist & then immediately get added to lists like these

Like calm down worsties. Go look at what you were actually added to lmao
A screenshot of a modlist I was added to by the Bluesky user cdnresistance.bsky.social The list is called “Troublemakers” and the description is as follows: “This list consists of disruptive trolls and accounts that put Bluesky users on moderation lists in bad faith.” In the screenshot there is a button to click to view subscribers of the list. The list was created on August 2nd, 2025 A screenshot of a list that the Bluesky user doomervon.bsky.social added me to 2 days ago. The list is called “Whiny list maker bitches” and the description is as follows: “Losers who add people to lists because they're butt-hurt. Scope their profiles and see how many of them have less than 100 followers. It's a collection of those who absolutely all were that narc kid in still who was always "I'm gonna tell teacher" Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose” There are 27 total accounts on this list A screenshot of a list I was added to 3 days ago by Bluesky user eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social The list is called “Loser Trolls” and the description is “People & [robot emoji]s who harass others by adding them to fake lists” There are 2 accounts on this list A screenshot of a list that the Bluesky user possumdementhe.bsky.social added me to on October 15th, 2025 The list is titled “List DARVO” and the description is “Dorks who add you to a dubious list, then complain when they’re added to a list that points out their list was first and targeted certain demographics.” There are 8 accounts on this list
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Fucking lmaooooooooooo
This is a new one
A screenshot of a list that the account FW Peskie (depressor.bsky.social) put me on 11 hours ago. The list is called “Jihad Supporters” and includes a total of 104 accounts. The list description is as follows: “Self explanatory. Believers of terrorist propaganda. Forgot who was responsible for 9/11, Boston Marathon, Charlie Hebdo, etc.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
This is it, this is the 1 single post he has on his account 💀

Clearsky says he made his account on Nov 25th, 2024 & he’s blocking 23,004 accounts. Not using any lists either, all blocked by hand lmao
A screenshot of terry’s account. He somehow has 495 followers & follows 302 accounts. He has 1 singular skeet that was written 11 hours ago. It’s about the NFL. He’s tagged the LA Times & another account. This skeet got 2 likes
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
New profile pic because I finally cut my hair again also I realized I have like no photos of myself on here lmao

Not gonna lie though I do very much want to photoshop the horrible meat face on it because it’s incredibly funny & I already miss it
A bathroom selfie. I am posing in front of a mirror. I’m wearing a black sweatshirt with a lavender purple image on it. The image looks like a panel from a manga . I have my arm stretched out and leaning against a shower door. My sleeve is rolled up so you can see my Bureau of Balance tattoo & spade tattoo on my wrist. I have short, dark brown hair that’s style in a pixie cut and has been recently tussled. In the foreground of the photo you can see the top of my sink, slightly detached from the wall
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Going to a comfy board game night at some friends where we’re all just wearing pajamas, so I had to break out my skeleton onesie ✨
(And also matching earrings)
A selfie of myself sitting in a car. In the photo I went to throw up a peace sign with my hand but the damn night mode for photos on my phone cause a delay so now it’s just motion blur. I am wearing a skeleton onesie with the hood up, an Apple Watch with a black band, skeleton earrings, and browline glasses. You can see my short, dark brown hair peaking through the top of the pajama hood A selfie of myself sitting in a car. I’m a white person, smiling (no teeth), and the photo angle is from just slightly above. I’m wearing my seatbelt. I’m wearing a skeleton pajama onesie with the hood pulled up. You can see my dark brown, short hair peaking out from under the skeleton hood. I am wearing browline glasses and you can see one of my skeleton earrings dangling from my earlobe A photo showing off the earring I am wearing. You can see a portion of my white person cheek, neck, and chest. There is a dotting of freckles on my skin. A small amount of my short, dark brown hair is visible in the photo. My hand is up positioning the earring so it’s lined up for the photo. The earring is a skeleton. The body and head are made of white clay with black pain for the details. The arms and legs are made of wire with small purple beads at the joints. You can see a portion of my clothing in the photo, black fleece with white fleece stripes. The photo was taken in a car, with some of it visible in the background
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Snagged a screenshot
Screenshot of a post from user Cao Cao Power Hour Ent… It was posted on Nov 20th, 2025 at 2:48PM and reads: Perhaps it is possible to simply say don’t be shitty to people you disagree with and not feel the need to qualify it
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Post your favorite Beanie Baby

It’s a 3-way tie for me!

- Diddley the dog (I named mine Turquoise as a kid)
- Cromwell the mouse from the Attic Treasures collection (Named mine Mouse-iki as a kid, literally never tried to spell that till now lmao)
- Smudges the dog (we share a birthday!)
A turquoise colored, hound dog beanie baby laying down A rosey-purple mouse beanie baby. He has a navy blue bow tie and is sitting up A scruffy, poodle beanie baby. The dog is black with a red collar
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Photo of an old man standing in his paved driveway. There is a burned up confederate flag on the ground in front of him. Someone has crudely spray painted “BLACKS RULE” on his driveway. The man claimed this was a hate crime done to him, but as it turned out, it was completely staged & a lie
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
I love how this is the last comment she replied before blocking me when I said she should definitely keep speaking over you because it’s totally a good look, & it looks like 3 hours later she’s still speaking over you god damn
A screenshot of Kristin replying to my comment (which shows as blocked because she blocked me) where she states “I responded to his comments. I didn’t speak over him.” She posted this as a reply on November 17th, 2025 at 11:06PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
I’m assuming she’s someone’s pet because it was pouring rain like 10 minutes ago & she was completely dry & clean. She’s def younger, in that adolescent stage where the paws are big & they’re super slonky
Also she really wants in my apartment lol

Sorry for the unstable camera work 😅
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Just made a VERY LOUD new friend outside of my apartment!
I was sitting on the couch & heard WAILING outside. I raced out thinking it was this other cat in the area who was in trouble & found this cutie instead!
Photo of a young, light grey tabby cat looking up into the camera. She is positioned at the bottom of the photo, standing in between my feet. I’m wearing black slides with colorful stripes across the top in the colors/pattern of the progress pride flag and standing outside on wet concrete that is littered with damp, fallen leaves. The cat has a dusty rose colored nose and muted green eyes A blurry, close up photo of a light grey tabby cat moving in to inspect & head butt the phone camera. She has a dusty pink nose, long white whiskers and is standing on wet, rocky concrete that is littered with damp, fall-colored leaves
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Shout out to some of my favorite account names from that time. The random generator they used to name the bot accounts really popped off with some of these

(Yes like 98% of the accounts had profile pics that looked like they came from a PowerPoint on health & wellness. I don’t know why either)
A screenshot of a Bluesky profile for the account stalkerjester1992.bsky.social The account is shown to follower the person who too the screenshot. They have 57 followers, are following 931 accounts, & have zero posts Their profile picture says “Nutrition Health Experts” in the middle of a white circle. Around the circle is a rainbow of different produce A screenshot of the profile for Bluesky user doiknowu.bsky.social Their profile picture is diverse arms holding up letter that spell the word “Health” and the account is following the person who took the screenshot They have 82 followers, are following 1.4k accounts, and have zero posts Screen of the profile of Bluesky user lightsoulblade606.bsky.social The profile picture is too small to make out most of the text. It says “Health” at the top and is broken into smaller sections of text underneath. It looks like an informational poster or PowerPoint slide This account follows the person who took the screenshot. They have 78 followers, are following 1.4k others, and have zero posts A screenshot of the profile of Bluesky user bludmoon930.bsky.social Their profile picture is either a poorly edited or AI generated image of a 4 way street sign. The two street names you can read both say “Health” This account follows the person who took the screenshot. They have 57 followers, are following 1K accounts, and have zero posts
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
It’s sort of hard to describe what I mean so I tried to get screenshots earlier of what’s happening with the current type of ads

It’s like a pop up & when minimized it just leaves all the space at the top still. Then it glitches out the tabs so they’re always in the middle of the screen
A screenshot of my own account on Clearsky. In the screenshot I have minimized an intrusive pop up ad at the top of the screen, however it did not properly minimize & left a large, blank, white space above my profile header that cannot be gotten rid of A screenshot of my own account using Clearsky. This is a view of the tab where it shows what lists I am blocking others with. However due to an intrusive pop up ad breaking the usability of the site, the tab with account info sections has become a tool bar in the center of the screen that cannot be fixed. I can scroll & everything just moves behind the tool bar
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Gonna go ahead and guess the answer to that is no since they actually made a special little title card to highlight the fact that it’s one of the top categories
God forbid you use the feminine term for a parent without the word step, but the masculine variant without step is a-okay
A censored screenshot of a title card for one of the top categories on Pornhub The image is two naked men, on kneeling in front of the other and looking up. There is a crude black scribble in between the two men to censor nude genitalia In the bottle left of the title card is the word Daddy Underneath that is the number 7,355 representing the number of videos in the category
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Reminder that Pornhub has a specific little category that they highlight, with it’s own UI element, on their site for the term “Daddy”
AND that this top category (which again, they made a specific design/title card for) doesn’t have the word “step” in it

We love double standards for men & women ✨
A censored screenshot of a title card that the company Pornhub has specifically designed for their site. This UI element is for one of their top categories The image is of two men, both in the nude. On the left is a man standing in front of a file cabinet. You can only see his nude chest/torso and one of his arms On the right is a man, presumably kneeling down in front of the one on the left. He is looking up at the man on the left. He has short brown hair and a tattoo on his upper arm which appears to be a version of the rod of Asclepius In the bottom left corner of the title card is the word “Daddy” underneath that is the number 7,355 which represents the number of videos within the category The middle of the title card has been crudely censored with a black scribble in order to hide the dick of the man on the left, and the fact that the man on the right is grabbing it
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Me seeing there’s a swing towards the left in rural areas and hoping it happens in my rural hell hole of a home town as well
Meme with a white man in a suit looking down, presumably praying. There are subtitles present in the screen capture that read “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU’VE DO E FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Easily 1996’s “The Birdcage”

One of my all time favorite films
A movie poster for the movie “The Birdcage” The background is pink & the top of the poster says the title of the movie in a font made out of Broadway lights The focus of the poster is on a large white & orange striped beach umbrella under which Robin Williams & Nathan Lane are seated under. The 2 men are sitting in beach chairs & wearing clothes that are exactly what you would expect older gay men to wear on the beaches of Miami, Florida in the 80’s Standing to the left of Williams is an older woman who is dressed very conservatively. To the right of Lane is an older man with his arms crossed, wearing a suit. The older couple looks very out of place for the rest of the poster
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
Then I searched the site specifically for the word “Mommy”

Unsurprisingly, content came up

1 video in particular here has over 1 million views!

It seems unlikely that moderation catch & remove Ana’s content but this other content still be up given its reach, verification, & the same keywords

7/8
A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “That’s my good boy, cum for mommy” Above the title is a little blue circle with a check In the upper right hand corner of the image is an eyeball symbol and text that says the video has 1.1M Views Below that is 3 white dots stacked vertically A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “dommy mommy edges her toy” Above the title is a little blue circle with a check In the upper right hand corner of the image is an eyeball symbol and text that says the video has 792K Views A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “Hot mommy knows how to properly stimulate your penis and help you cum” Above the title is a little blue circle with a check In the upper right hand corner of the image is an eyeball symbol and text that says the video has 837 Views Below that is 3 white dots stacked vertically
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
So clearly a TON of examples of just the titles & account names alone that should, according to the email Ana received from Pornhub, be breaking the site’s TOS

But I wanted to check a few more things out. Like the top categories
AND OH WOW LOOK AT THAT. The site even has special UI for these!

6/8
A screenshot There are 2 slightly blurred people in the background embracing. There is a black scribble in between them In the foreground is text which reads “Step Fantasy” Under this text is reads “83,313 Vide-“ A screenshot Slightly out of focus in the background is part of a man’s arm and torso. He is standing in front of a filing cabinet In the foreground is text which reads “Daddy” underneath is the number 7,355
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
These last 2, while having “Stepbro’s” in the title of 1 & “Sis” & “Step Siblings” in the account names, are also both just incredibly funny lmao

We love a good seasonal bit, amazing.

And the 2nd? “I Want All Your Sperm Goo”? Absolutely goofy & iconic™️

These 2 title writers have the juice

5/8
A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure Some of the words in the screenshot have been purposely censored by crossing them out in black. When I am describing text I will use “[REDACTED]” to represent this editing of the image The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “Cock Gobbling Pilgrims [REDACTED] Get Stuffed with Stepbro’s Wild Turkey” Below the title is smaller text which says the name of the account is [REDACTED] Sis To the right of the name are 2 logos. The 1st is a blue tube TV with antenna logo. The TV has a blue play symbol on its screen. Next to it is an orange trophy with a star To the right of that is text that says the video has 163K Views On the far upper right of the screenshot are 3 white dots stacked vertically A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure Some of the words in the screenshot have been purposely censored by crossing them out in black. When I am describing text I will use “[REDACTED]” to represent this editing of the image The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “[REDACTED] Sings, “Happy Birthday To You, I Want All Your Sperm Goo”” Below the title is smaller text which says the name of the account is Step Siblings [REDACTED] To the right of the name are 2 logos. The 1st is a blue tube TV with antenna logo. The TV has a blue play symbol on its screen. Next to it is an orange trophy with a star To the right of that is text that says the video has 138K Views On the far upper right of the screenshot are 3 white dots stacked vertically
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
mudfire4.bsky.social
1. Title: MILF, Stepson; Account name: Moms
This 1 also has a little gold trophy idk what that is but I bet it does indicate mods are aware of the account/content

2. Title: Milf, Stepdaughter; Account: Moms
I hope “Dick” in the title is the body part cause lmao

✅ Alt text for 3 & 4 commentary

4/8
A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure Some of the words in the screenshot have been purposely censored by crossing them out in black. When I am describing text I will use “[REDACTED]” to represent this editing of the image The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “Busty Blonde Milf [REDACTED] gets off on Jerking Stepson off in front of his GF” Below the title is smaller text which says the name of the account is Moms [REDACTED] To the right of the name are 2 logos. The first is a blue tube TV with antenna logo. The TV has a blue play symbol on its screen. Next to it is an orange trophy with a star in it’s center To the right of that is text that says the video has 797K Views On the far upper right of the screenshot are 3 white dots stacked vertically A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure Some of the words in the screenshot have been purposely censored by crossing them out in black. When I am describing text I will use “[REDACTED]” to represent this editing of the image The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “Milf [REDACTED] & Stepdaughter take Drastic Measures to Help free stuck Dick from… ” Below the title is smaller text which says the name of the account is Moms [REDACTED] To the right of the name are 2 logos. The 1st is a blue tube TV with antenna logo. The TV has a blue play symbol on its screen. Next to it is an orange trophy with a star To the right of that is text that says the video has 439K Views On the far upper right of the screenshot are 3 white dots stacked vertically Commentary for 3: Title: StepDaughter’s There’s a little blue check mark next to where the account name would show which I assume means this is some kind of verified account. Idk how PH works, but I feel like verified accounts probably also have a higher chance of mods being aware of the content, right? Image Alt Text: A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure Some of the words in the screenshot have been purposely censored by crossing them out in black. When I am describing text I will use “[REDACTED]” to represent this editing of the image The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “Teen StepDaughter’s Ass for HARDCORE ANAL with dripping CUM from Asshole” Below the title is [REDACTED] To the right of where the account name would have been if I had not censored the entire thing is a little blue circle with a check mark To the right of that is text that says the video has 501K Views On the far upper right of the screenshot are 3 white dots stacked vertically Commentary for 4: Title: Step Daughter, Step Mom This is another blue check as well. More importantly though this has almost TWO MILLION views. So there’s NO WAY moderation isn’t aware of this title in some capacity. An automod at least would have probably caught that by now, yeah? Especially since they left a space between “step” and then the family member Side note, the “step” in front of the word “Mom” makes this title a bit off. We’ll say it’s Dad going to have familial scenarios with Step Daughter, which means he’s her Step Dad. But then the mother who is gone is ALSO a step parent! Did the poor girl’s mom die & remarry so she got a step dad, but then oh no! Her mom died too! So then her step dad ALSO ends up remarrying so she gets a step mom. Is this a convoluted family tree to explicitly state there is no blood relations present within this video, therefore ensuring it cannot “technically” count as incest under the rules? UNLESS Is it actually referring to the Step Dad? Is it HIS Step Mother??? A multigenerational home!? We love to see it Image Alt Text: A screenshot of the title for a video on Pornhub. The text described below will be NSFW in various ways for sure Some of the words in the screenshot have been purposely censored by crossing them out in black. When I am describing text I will use “[REDACTED]” to represent this editing of the image The background of the screenshot is black. All of the text is off-white in color The title says “Quickie With Thick Step Daughter While Step Mom is Gone - [REDACTED] - Taboo He… ” Below the title is [REDACTED] To the right of the [REDACTED] is a little blue circle with a check mark To the right of that is text that says the video has 1.9M Views On the far upper right of the screenshot are 3 white dots stacked vertically
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM