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mudfire4.bsky.social
Autumnal Cryptid 🌾
@mudfire4.bsky.social
Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid

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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”

Cashapp/Venmo: Mudfire4
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If you’re here because I liked a skeet of yours from months or years ago, Hello!

I’m sorry & also it will happen again
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😔 pensive + 🤮 vomiting =
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Still getting all my personal shit sorted and any donation would help!
Sigh I can’t believe I’m doing this again but here is my Ko-fi if anyone wants to help a girl eat: ko-fi.com/astralexiste...
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November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
IT WOULD BE COOL IF MY CAT WAS ACTUALLY PROPERLY GROOMING HIMSELF AND NOT JUST SCHLORPING ON HIS FUR
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Reign: The Conqueror
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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hey guys check this out
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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The wizard goes down to the pond to check on the frogs.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Key takeaway of 2025: Bluesky is an enormous activism force that punches above its weight. The paypros censorship stuff? This site is the one that’s getting us to the 20 yard line. The initial interest in the summer hasn’t returned to Twitter, whereas Bluesky is now the de facto source on this issue
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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everyone who works at openAI should be tried as an accomplice
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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it's not about monetizing your social media presence you unimaginative cretin. No! it's not about clout or having some kind of mob to echo your opinions.

it's about getting to confuse everyone on purpose for fun because you can
June 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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"i need more followers to increase my reach & hopefully work into a podcast or something with a patreon"

weak. pathetic. u lack vision &purpose

i need more followers so i never have to shut up & always have ppl to talk to who i can subject to whatever insane thought just ricocheted out of my skull
June 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve (tha Clazzik)
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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A tiny boy for your timeline
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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“all i did was rant about how someone i thought might be 14 years old was hot & also a stupid bitch who should be doxed, geez.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM