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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon

@mrthursday.bsky.social

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He/him, engineer, pro-democracy (Even when the results are stupid). The Constitution is not a buffet. 🇺🇸🤘🏋️🥾🐕‍🦺👨‍🍳📷

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · Nov 17

I've been curating an Authoritarian Right block list for a while, and just started sharing it recently. Here's a link for anyone who wants to use it, and an explainer below if you want to know more about it.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2h

Saw that line of attack from a few MAGA accounts today, but with basically no explanation of why it's a bad thing. Also, kind of funny considering that, up until yesterday, the line was that protesters are all young, dumb and immature.

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 4h

He managed to hit the trifecta of waging war against America, shitting on it literally, and shitting on the founding principle of not being ruled by a king.

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 4h

His supporters love it because they hate America.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 4h

And the orange fuckmuppet apparently posted an AI video of him, not just spitting on the founding principles of this country, but literally shitting on it as well.

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 4h

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 4h

I did, too. He crashed through the wall of the lodge during breakfast.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 4h

I can't tell you how many AI pics of Trump as a king I saw today, even couch fucker posted one here. And I think whoever came up with the No Kings theme for today knew Trumpists would react by proudly spitting directly on America's founding principles to own the libs.

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 13h

Trumpists: You stupid libtards realize No Kings is pointless, right? You Americans don't have a king!

Also Trumpists:

AI-generated image of Donald Trump, shirtless, significantly more muscular than he has ever been in real life, and wearing a crown, riding a white horse.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 4h

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The anti-American crowd made themselves very easy to find today, it was like shooting sheep in a barrel.

Screen shot of Clearsky, showing that I am now blocking 10,008 accounts

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 13h

Also, protestors need to avoid acts of violence like blocking traffic or saying things I disagree with.

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 13h

Trumpists: You stupid libtards realize No Kings is pointless, right? You Americans don't have a king!

Also Trumpists:

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 16h

HORNY GIRAFFE: please do

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 1d

Later that evening...

Date's roommate: And you didn't ask her if a hot dog is a sandwich? Come on, bro!

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 1d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Then, after you get back, dig two more graves. The next day, dig two more graves. This assumes you work at a cemetery.

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 1d

What do you can a group on people waiting on line for soup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho Queue

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just imagining that if his second kid was a girl, she would have been named Cardaughter.

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

Getting T shirts made for my friends and cousins that say "I got kicked in the head by a horse and sustained permanent brain damage at Johnathan's bar mitzvah"

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

They were originally going to go with a smaller amount, but decided to add 7400 more at the last minute.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

Please don't forget to feed your troops. Geologists recommend each soldier eat at least one small rock per day.

Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 16d

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

That's me in the corner. That's me in the lamp light losing my religion.

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

Frog is definitely in this year.

Girls's Costume Warehouse

YouTube video by Dropout

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

Hi! Welcome to knife fight club! Barry's wife made cookies, help yourself!

Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

Cuomo: Not true, I've always viewed cab drivers as an integral part of this great city!

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

If you eat meat, you should slaughter and butcher an animal for consumption at least once in your life. In a similar vein, hunting is a more ethical way of sourcing meat than factory farming.

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 2d

Why haven't the Epstein files been released on Playstation and Xbox?

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 3d

I think the original saying was "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my Dragula"

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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon @mrthursday.bsky.social · 3d

The insecurity guard told me I can't skateboard here because I'm too fat.