Johnathan Taylor Goblikon
@mrthursday.bsky.social
He/him, engineer, pro-democracy (Even when the results are stupid). The Constitution is not a buffet.
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"It's pronounced deeps-hit."
"Really?"
"No."
"Really?"
"No."
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"It's pronounced deeps-hit."
"Really?"
"No."
"Really?"
"No."
This.
I want there to be a remake of Red Dawn where the invasion occurs on Halloween, so the Wolverines have no choice but to fight the Russians while dressed as slutty hot dogs.
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This.
YouTube has been feeding me the same hard truths.
According to this real ad I got on YouTube, the key to defeating scroll addiction is to masturbate more.
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
YouTube has been feeding me the same hard truths.
I'm an E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth criminal criming correctly
A smooth criminal criming correctly
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm an E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth criminal criming correctly
A smooth criminal criming correctly
In a similar vein, I was once saw someone say "A PT Cruiser isn't a chick magnet, it's a Chuck magnet."
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In a similar vein, I was once saw someone say "A PT Cruiser isn't a chick magnet, it's a Chuck magnet."
While you were out partying, I chose the dog.
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
While you were out partying, I chose the dog.
I had a pair of hawks living in my yard for a couple weeks, then I stopped seeing them and a group of crows had taken their place. I was kind of bummed out about it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I had a pair of hawks living in my yard for a couple weeks, then I stopped seeing them and a group of crows had taken their place. I was kind of bummed out about it.
One tip I've used is to search for emails that have attachments, and delete them since they take up a lot more space.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
One tip I've used is to search for emails that have attachments, and delete them since they take up a lot more space.
This is why I waited until my grandfather turned 84 to tell him I was pursuing a career as a writer.
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is why I waited until my grandfather turned 84 to tell him I was pursuing a career as a writer.
The ice cream floating on the root beer represents Jesus rising from the dead, and also vaguely resembles an egg. Makes perfect sense.
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The ice cream floating on the root beer represents Jesus rising from the dead, and also vaguely resembles an egg. Makes perfect sense.
Real paste and artificial paste.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Real paste and artificial paste.
Pa, tellar she's going to be okay, no cap.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pa, tellar she's going to be okay, no cap.
Stop spreading disinformation. Bluesky is a website, not a municipality. They don't have their own police department.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stop spreading disinformation. Bluesky is a website, not a municipality. They don't have their own police department.
While I generally don't advocate for cryptocurrency, lower fees for small dollar international transfers is one thing it's seemingly useful for. The only other thing it's useful for is committing crimes if you ever decide to do that.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
While I generally don't advocate for cryptocurrency, lower fees for small dollar international transfers is one thing it's seemingly useful for. The only other thing it's useful for is committing crimes if you ever decide to do that.
As the #4 fish oil salesman in Boise, Idaho, thank you for this post. Now that I know who this person is, they will sleep with the fishes that they harvest their oil from.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
As the #4 fish oil salesman in Boise, Idaho, thank you for this post. Now that I know who this person is, they will sleep with the fishes that they harvest their oil from.
This is the MAHA agenda I've been craving.
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is the MAHA agenda I've been craving.
H-h-hi, uh, sorry to bother you *nervously tugs collar while trying to hide my tail* b-b-but if you could get that TPS report on my desk by the end of the day, that would be great *notices bulge*
Warm regards,
Jonathan Taylor Goblikon
Senior Project Manager
Warm regards,
Jonathan Taylor Goblikon
Senior Project Manager
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
H-h-hi, uh, sorry to bother you *nervously tugs collar while trying to hide my tail* b-b-but if you could get that TPS report on my desk by the end of the day, that would be great *notices bulge*
Warm regards,
Jonathan Taylor Goblikon
Senior Project Manager
Warm regards,
Jonathan Taylor Goblikon
Senior Project Manager
Somewhere around season 6, he escalated his requests and started asking them to murder Matt LeBlanc.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Somewhere around season 6, he escalated his requests and started asking them to murder Matt LeBlanc.
She's not only alleging that the relationship started when she was 16 and he was 26, but that he also engaged in a pattern of psychological abuse which is arguably worse.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
She's not only alleging that the relationship started when she was 16 and he was 26, but that he also engaged in a pattern of psychological abuse which is arguably worse.
At least it didn't occur to Joe that someone out there has definitely fucked a computer.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
At least it didn't occur to Joe that someone out there has definitely fucked a computer.
And that chocolate is derived from chocolate milk, which comes from brown cows, hence the name brown rice
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
And that chocolate is derived from chocolate milk, which comes from brown cows, hence the name brown rice