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MOM: *pauses serving* did you just call my chili personalized and handcrafted

ME [sponsored by etsy]: no
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I would like it very much if people could please stop calling our administration “psychotic”

people experiencing psychosis are generally MUCH nicer & far less dangerous than this administration

It hurts some of my favorite people’s feelings &/or is unfair to them

thank you in advance 🫶🏻
September 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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people still trying to make "the internet would be a CIVIL and RESPECTFUL PLACE if everyone used their LEGAL NAME to post" happen when we all can clearly see what facebook, linkedin, and nextdoor are like
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I don't want to hear a single politician talk about "reaching across the aisle" unless it's to grab a neck
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don't want to be consuming all the time, but yet, I am consuming all the time.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I wish I understood horse humor...
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Thanksgiving Clapbacks - Parenting Edition

Them: “In my day we taught our kids respect.”

You: “Well, you know what they say. If you can’t do - teach. Amiright?”
November 27, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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Moving back from the country due to a previously undiagnosed peach allergy
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My Demon hunter is now lvl 70. I have ten 80s and six 70s. All classes are now represented 70+. Guess I have work to do on four of them. I'll put a clothespin on my nose for the warlock. #wow
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Anybody wanna hang out tonight?
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This anti-trans frathouse fuckmelon is on HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY?

Our motherfucking media is useless. How do you NOT mention this when he's arguing against trans health care?

And how do you print this fact here without immediately calling attention to his opposition to hormones for trans ppl?
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Listen if you don’t constantly rotate while you sleep you will be unevenly cooked
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I'm in transition from brown to dark plum. Currently, hair is done one round of bleach.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Okay. It's complete.

If you're middle aged (and won't block me for taking a joke seriously... Jeesh)... Now's your cue to hit on me.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Me, watching sci-fi movies: oh nice, an autistic character

The movie: no this is a sentient robot that all the other characters abuse
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Okay. It's complete.

If you're middle aged (and won't block me for taking a joke seriously... Jeesh)... Now's your cue to hit on me.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm in transition from brown to dark plum. Currently, hair is done one round of bleach.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I don't think you can argue "this is the trolley problem" to one of the people on the tracks.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM