Rich Uncle Pennybags
@misterplutocrat.bsky.social
Why don't you try not being a dumb jerk?
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Why don't you try not being a dumb jerk?
Fuck every one of those 86 idiots. JFC, what is wrong with these people.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Fuck every one of those 86 idiots. JFC, what is wrong with these people.
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Patton Oswald’s observation, that Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first, is objectively correct. If you fed her in head first, she would die too quickly to suffer, suffering is what deserves for trying to distinguish between the propriety of raping a 15 yr old vs an 8 yr old.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Patton Oswald’s observation, that Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first, is objectively correct. If you fed her in head first, she would die too quickly to suffer, suffering is what deserves for trying to distinguish between the propriety of raping a 15 yr old vs an 8 yr old.
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“Of course he knew about the girls.”
-Jeffrey Epstein
-Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“Of course he knew about the girls.”
-Jeffrey Epstein
-Jeffrey Epstein
We're not fighting each other, we're all fighting you fucking losers; the ones with actual power you refuse to leverage against this obscene president.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We're not fighting each other, we're all fighting you fucking losers; the ones with actual power you refuse to leverage against this obscene president.
Let them eat disposable plastic doodads.
people can buy more stuff today than ever before, more or less. compared to more than 3-4 years ago and it’s not even close. we are vastly wealthier on average now than even within near living memory
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Let them eat disposable plastic doodads.
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how did Cuomo lose with pedophile Voltron (Trump, Musk, Clinton, Dershowitz, WOODY ALLEN) forming to endorse him
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
how did Cuomo lose with pedophile Voltron (Trump, Musk, Clinton, Dershowitz, WOODY ALLEN) forming to endorse him
Bring the flavor to the rice
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bring the flavor to the rice
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
JD Vance when the fascists he enables come for his family
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
JD Vance when the fascists he enables come for his family
Not defending Platner, but this comparison just seems inapt.
Robert Byrd seemed to genuinely repent for his past and spent decades atoning for it, to the point where the NAACP mourned his death as the loss of a civil rights champion. People can indeed change.
But there's no sign of a similar arc of sincere repentance and reckoning in Platner's case.
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But there's no sign of a similar arc of sincere repentance and reckoning in Platner's case.
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I do not think dixiecrat segregationists are the bar we should be aiming to clear in 2025
Also Byrd unreservedly repented from his previous views, Platner has nothing but excuses about how he didn't know it was a nazi tattoo bu if he did it's not a big deal anyway
Also Byrd unreservedly repented from his previous views, Platner has nothing but excuses about how he didn't know it was a nazi tattoo bu if he did it's not a big deal anyway
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Not defending Platner, but this comparison just seems inapt.
I'd rather live next to a loud, hairy Greek who stood shirtless in his garden shouting about Ouzo and lemon potatoes than live next door to JD Vance.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'd rather live next to a loud, hairy Greek who stood shirtless in his garden shouting about Ouzo and lemon potatoes than live next door to JD Vance.
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
Stop voting to confirm his judges you clown.
Donald Trump's deployment of federal agents to San Francisco will not make the city safer or improve the quality of life for residents.
It will only serve to inflame tensions, which is tragically what the president seeks. 🧵
It will only serve to inflame tensions, which is tragically what the president seeks. 🧵
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Stop voting to confirm his judges you clown.
I think “it’s not a fandom” is seriously the most important lesson for Americans to learn about politics.
You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think “it’s not a fandom” is seriously the most important lesson for Americans to learn about politics.
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I am voicing openness to offering Colin Jost a role as groomsman on the day I marry Scarlett Johansson in exchange for him dropping out of his current marriage.
“That would be something I would be interested in,” I say.
“That would be something I would be interested in,” I say.
On Sid Rosenberg's talk radio show, Andrew Cuomo voices openness to offering Curtis Sliwa a job in his potential administration in exchange for him dropping out of the mayoral race.
"That would be something i would be interested in," Cuomo says.
"That would be something i would be interested in," Cuomo says.
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I am voicing openness to offering Colin Jost a role as groomsman on the day I marry Scarlett Johansson in exchange for him dropping out of his current marriage.
“That would be something I would be interested in,” I say.
“That would be something I would be interested in,” I say.
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Keir Starmer won’t tolerate racist hooligans being barred from Aston Villa’s stadium:
defector.com/keir-starmer...
defector.com/keir-starmer...
Keir Starmer Won't Tolerate Racist Hooligans Being Barred From Aston Villa's Stadium | Defector
Aston Villa will be hosting Israeli team Maccabi Tel Aviv in a Europa League match in Birmingham on Nov. 6. Last week, The Athletic reported that the West Midlands Police had requested that Maccabi fa...
defector.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Keir Starmer won’t tolerate racist hooligans being barred from Aston Villa’s stadium:
defector.com/keir-starmer...
defector.com/keir-starmer...
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So you're saying he's...
*lowers sunglasses, turns to camera*
formerly known as prince
*lowers sunglasses, turns to camera*
formerly known as prince
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’
In statement released by Buckingham Palace, Andrew says he will give up titles and honours including the Duke of York
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Virginia Giuffre book extract: ‘Prince Andrew believed having sex with me was his birthright’
Prince Andrew has agreed to give up his title as the Duke of York, he said in a statement released through Buckingham Palace.
He said: “In discussion with the king, and my immediate and wider family, we have concluded the continued accusations about me distract from the work of His Majesty and the Royal Family. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So you're saying he's...
*lowers sunglasses, turns to camera*
formerly known as prince
*lowers sunglasses, turns to camera*
formerly known as prince
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Hey Siri summarize the Trump era in a single interaction
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hey Siri summarize the Trump era in a single interaction
No better example of this than his response to the Knicks Mets playoff question during the debate. Came off as completely natural, but that was a practiced move, made the audience laugh at the expense of his opponent.
it is not an insult toward mamdani to say that he is a performer. of course he is! that’s what politics is!
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
No better example of this than his response to the Knicks Mets playoff question during the debate. Came off as completely natural, but that was a practiced move, made the audience laugh at the expense of his opponent.
<<pigpoopballs.meme>>
Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.
But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
October 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
<<pigpoopballs.meme>>
RETVRN
October 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
RETVRN
Facebook, seeing its tools used to promote a genocide in Myanmar: 🤷♂️
Facebook: seeing its tools used to prevent illegal abductions and violations of due process: 🤫
Facebook: seeing its tools used to prevent illegal abductions and violations of due process: 🤫
It's against Facebook's terms of service to reveal the identity of America's secret police.
Facebook Removes ICE-Tracking Group Under Pressure From Trump Regime
It's against Facebook's terms of service to reveal the identity of secret police.
gizmodo.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Facebook, seeing its tools used to promote a genocide in Myanmar: 🤷♂️
Facebook: seeing its tools used to prevent illegal abductions and violations of due process: 🤫
Facebook: seeing its tools used to prevent illegal abductions and violations of due process: 🤫
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