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mercury01.bsky.social
Ada Bee
@mercury01.bsky.social
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Writer, dreamer, lapsed artist. 🏳️‍⚧️🍁🔞 Mage of no small water. She/Her.
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mercury01.bsky.social
Ya girl took in some ✨culture✨ last night
A selfie of me seated in an auditorium. I'm wearing a toque and glasses. In the background are other audience members and empty seats, and the stage has an orchestra setting up. A large screen is hanging above the stage, with "The Muppet Christmas Carol: In Concert, Live to Film" on it. along with an image of Kermit, Gonzo, Robin, and Miss Piggy.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
mercury01.bsky.social
Donald Trump 🤝 Tommy Tallarico

Slimy creeps who got awards specifically made for them
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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chathamharrison.bsky.social
The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.
aelkus.bsky.social ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 1d
not sure why the makers of star trek think there is a deficit of sex on that show. when they said "go where no man has gone before" they were talking about james t. kirk being a ho
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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jlray.bsky.social
Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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pinballwitch.bsky.social
the scene from Final Fantasy VII where Aerith tells Cloud the only way to sneak into Don Corneo's home is for him to dress like a girl, but with the text box replaced with a screen cap of the account isuggestforcefem saying "I have a suggestion."
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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jemma.bsky.social
People sometimes think that making GCs acknowledge the gaping gaps in the 'logic' of their worldview will shame them into silence, at least. But no.
One the appeals of fascism is that is gives you permission to be unbound by reason.
They want us dead: they will take any view that pulls that closer.
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
mercury01.bsky.social
When Jim flipped the cards off Jeska's Will, did anyone else start singing Borne Upon a Wind to the tune of Born to Be Alive, or was it just me

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaJ...
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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thatdocphoenix.com
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
mercury01.bsky.social
Well well well, #scryfallrandom #elfontheshelf . We meet again. That's right, I'm bogarting @shivambhatt.bsky.social 's bit for the holiday season.

Our first is a promo I have never seen before for a mediocre third-set common, and the art focuses on the beast more than the elves. I give it 3/10.
Naya Sojourners {2}{R}{G}{W} Creature — Elf Shaman When you cycle this card and when this creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Cycling {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) The elves had entered a land like an open grave-an act of fortitude or folly? 5/3
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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oocmickeycomics.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 9: Short Stories Two panels of Mickey trying to chloroform a turkey. Mickey: Nice turkey... turkey.. turkey..
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
mercury01.bsky.social
YO-AY-O HOME VA-RAY
YO-AY-RAH JA-RHUME BRUNNEN-G
emilystjams.bsky.social Emily "Babe" St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10d
Make more sci-fi shows with insanely expensive premises for $20(CAD) per episode!! Please!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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punsultant.bsky.social
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
mercury01.bsky.social
homosex... nachos... CRABS?!

I'm finally going to a seafood boil! :D
pablostjohn.bsky.social Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 12d
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
mercury01.bsky.social
"I heard you struck my son."
"Yes, sir, I did."
"And may I ask why?"
"Yeah, well, because he stole Charlie Brown's car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog."
"...Oh."
delaneyking.bsky.social Delaney King (She/Her/Ho Ho Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 12d
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule, Charlie Brown?
mightygodking.com Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 12d
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
mercury01.bsky.social
the frottage industry puts paid to this idea
raelbe.bsky.social 🔞 𝕽𝖆𝖊𝖑 🔞 @raelbe.bsky.social · Jan 21
when drawing nsfw u gotta pick two
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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pentagraham.bsky.social
Average Bluesky art community experience
A four panel meme of Gru speaking to an audience outside of camera and gesturing next to a standing note pad. In the first three panels, he looks excited and enthusiastic about what he’s showing on the note pad, but in the fourth panel (bottom left) he’s looking dismayed at what’s on the note pad, as if it was put there on accident or for a prank. The text in the notepad, from left to right, goes “Find an awesome artist”, “They make art in the same fandom as you”, “They’re only active on Twitter”, “They’re only active on Twitter”
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
mercury01.bsky.social
She may not be big, but there's no denying she's a bodacious baddie
A Magic the Gathering card in an orange sleeve, laying on a black keyboard. The card reads: Damia, Sage of Stone {4}{B}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard Deathtouch Skip your draw step. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference. "Ask your query and be on your way. Just don’t look her in the eye."
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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janrockart.bsky.social
Rose the bodybuilding roegadyn
#art #musclegirl #pinup
Portrait of an extremely thickly muscled roegadyn woman, leaning on a small marble table with a glass of martini on the side of it. She is wearing a skimpy, red silk body piece, with short pants and a long skirt; it's adorned with gold details and is tightly wrapped around her bulging torso. She is throwing a red suit jacket over her shoulder. A bright blue sea extends behind her figure.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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sevenishmagpies.com
OH MY FUCK IT IS RIGHT NEXT TO TWICE SOLD TALES WHAT THE FUCK
mollytempleton.com Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 22d
hey, seattle, here's a bookstore to avoid

(as nicole says, don't harass them! but I would add: also don't give them your money)
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
mercury01.bsky.social
This is right down the street from me. I wanted to buy something there to Support My Local Bookstore, but now... 👎
nebrinkley.bsky.social nicole brinkley | bookseller @nebrinkley.bsky.social · 22d
an article dropped on geekwire about a new romance bookstore store using the language learning model Anthropic—y'know, the LLM that lost a lawsuit because it used thousands of stolen books to create its dataset in a massive copyright violation.

i have questions: www.instagram.com/p/DRCTQE1DSl...
A graphic asks, "Why would you use language learning models built on the stolen work of authors to run an independent bookstore?" A screenshot in the graphic highlights a photo of two people in a bookstore and a headline from Geekwire: "She left tech to open a romance bookstore, and AI is helping the small business blossom."
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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nebrinkley.bsky.social
an article dropped on geekwire about a new romance bookstore store using the language learning model Anthropic—y'know, the LLM that lost a lawsuit because it used thousands of stolen books to create its dataset in a massive copyright violation.

i have questions: www.instagram.com/p/DRCTQE1DSl...
A graphic asks, "Why would you use language learning models built on the stolen work of authors to run an independent bookstore?" A screenshot in the graphic highlights a photo of two people in a bookstore and a headline from Geekwire: "She left tech to open a romance bookstore, and AI is helping the small business blossom."
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
mercury01.bsky.social
>open up mtgstocks out of curiosity
>see my girl Kalemne staring back at me

It's nice to be vindicated
Photo of me holding a Magic the Gathering card (Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas) to my cheek with a delighted expression on my face
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
mercury01.bsky.social
people who say "Elvira" go into the pot
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
mercury01.bsky.social
This is just Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms
antlervel.vet Stella Claus I Guess @antlervel.vet · 22d
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
mercury01.bsky.social
Hee hee well, the other day, you know, I had a ricochet eucharist...
A ricochet eucharist is the kind of a eucharist that's supposed to bounce back off the wall and transubstantiate in your mouth...
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you get excommunicated!
Bow bow bow
crobertcargill.bsky.social C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 23d
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM