Jemmargh! Topaz (halloween edition)
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She/Her | Trans | Lesbian | 🔞 Author All links: jemmatopaz.carrd.co PFP: @anemoneart.bsky.social
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jemma.bsky.social
No preorder or cover yet, but my next book, "Lo Nuns!" is a set of stories set in a late medieval pseudo-Europe. As normal (for me) there are loads of lesbian and transfem nuns, and they do more than just pray.
By the grace of the Saints (also mostly trans) please prepare to get hype!
#transbooks
Reads:
Lo, Nuns!
Or
By the Grace of the Saints

Being An Honest Accounting Of The Orders Of Nuns Which May Be Found In The Eighty Kingdoms

With such scandals and outrages as may shock even the most curious reader!

Chronicled for your Interest by the Esteemed Mrs. Noémi Lagrâce

Translated for The Modern Age by Miss Jemma Topaz Reads:
Table of Contents
Dedication
The Saints of Faggots Lane
Checking the Teeth
The Giantess and the Virgin
Petrification
The Death of Körbl Bauknecht
The Resting Place
The Hermitess
Boars, Sows, and Piglets
The Order of the Saints
Sanctuary
The Quarry
Oh Wayward Sisters
The Chronicler’s End
Translator’s Notes
Afterword & Acknowledgements
Other Books by this Author
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jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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benjanun.bsky.social
Are you tired of lesbians having to be nice? Do you want lesbian romance sci-fi where fictional women get to go... apeshit?

Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHMWK1L4
Itch: itch.io/c/5024026/gu...
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anemoneart.bsky.social
Doing some more involved art with complex poses and backgrounds and realizing how has it been since I've been anything but a character artist.
Feeling a bit of a one trick pony ngl.
Anyway to make this less depressing what do you people prefer, lionfish squid witch or dragon cheerleader witch?
jemma.bsky.social
To be fair, they are dealing with the expense of having to buy a hotdog costume for every contributor
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coffinfairy.bsky.social
‼️Single Disabled mom‼️needing help with electric due the 8th and propane that heats my home and water filled ASAP.

Electric: $520

Propane:$650

Any help is appreciated 💜

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinkewpie

Ko-fi: coffinfairy
Screenshot of text that says: I'm a single disabled mom of four. I have uterine fibroids that causes excessive bleeding and fatigue, POTs and PTSD from Covid turning into long covid and causing my health problems. I was working two jobs prior to not working until it caught up to me and I ended up in the ER with a heart rate that wouldn't slow down until I had to take medication. I have been trying to get on disability since. A year later I started to caretake for my disabled child by myself as well. I had help previously but it wasn't working out and l've had to do a lot of it on my own, now I'm stuck in a situation where working isn't possible for my health and while I'm already caretaking for my disabled child that needs constant care. I did not ever envision this happening to me and have always worked hard to take care of my family but now I'm in what feels like an impossible situation trying my best to take care of my kids and myself so I can stay around for them as long as possible. Im not enjoying coming online asking for help but I have no where else to turn. I'm doing Screenshot of text that says: have no where else to turn. I'm doing everything I can to get help but it's not enough to survive off of. I'm sadly the only responsible parent and have limited family that all live too far to help. I live in California which is a bit expensive but with the state of America right now I'm trying to stay where my trans child and disabled child are the safest. Any help is appreciated and keeps my kids and I surviving while waiting on disability or other options I'm pursuing to happen. I don't know what the future holds but as a mother I'm doing everything I can to keep my family together, healthy and happy. Even if it means coming online and begging for that help. Thank you if you read.
Please boost if you're able. The chances someone who can help sees my post greatly increases with more eyes. Lots of love
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a footjob wearing these, call that a sausage roll
Greggs socks
jemma.bsky.social
When your Cyrano de Bergerac is a middle manager who's just fallen on his head...
jemma.bsky.social
Around thirty, but I'm always hitting this dilemma:
The 'two button' meme: one button says "Read book," the other "Write book."
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anemoneart.bsky.social
Me when I have to choose who gets the nobel for peace, any of the people who risked their lives in Gaza to save as many palestinians as possible and document the invasion or the latest heir to a dynasty of robber barons hell bent on selling her own country to the US.
*thinks norwergianly* Uhmm...
jemma.bsky.social
Yes, 'saving lives' is a pretty large benefit. It is a real shame that the healthcare in other countries haven't worked that out, apparently.
jemma.bsky.social
Oh yes, Peter, a straw hat IS like a crown of thorns, because they are both worn on the head. Brilliant work, sir.
jemma.bsky.social
Christ, even Alyson doesn't produce 10 books per week.
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anarchygoose.bsky.social
The other thing that is notable about this is that the moment he received pushback, Piers just collapses into a sputtering mess.

This class of 'pundit' has become so used to going unchallenged that they literally don't know how to deal with it. Embarrassing it took so long for this to be exposed.
boldpolitics.bsky.social
Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions
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goblinfluencer.bsky.social
Is a "A Rotten Girl" as cringe-inducing as the summary implies? Yes absolutely.

But also as someone incredibly susceptible to second hand embarrassment I still read the entire thing in a day, giggling the entire time, 10/10.
jemma.bsky.social
Oh yeah, book promo.

"A Rotten Girl" is my literary satire that features the worst transfem getting involved in the worst industry, publishing. Serious, funny, angry, cringe-tastic; I am very proud of it.

jemmatopaz.carrd.co/#rotten
The cover of "A Rotten Girl"; a woman's face, with her eyes hidden by a rough band of white.

Text reads:
Pearl is a trans woman writer on the cusp of literary greatness... or so she thought until her agent informs her that her first book has sunken like a stone for its failure to "connect with normal people". Normal people. Heterosexual people. Cisgender people.

Jaded from the knowledge that this industry rarely lets in people like her, Pearl comes up with a plan: write a commercial male/male romance. Except the market's all about authenticity these days, isn't it? The plan gets complicated, drawing her into a web of escalating deceptions where she poses as a cisgender gay man and comes ever closer to destroying all her relationships, and her own life.

A Rotten Girl is a satirical drama that explores gender, public personas, the commodification of queerness—and the reality of what it is like to be a trans woman in a hostile world.

“This entire meditation on the pseudofeminism underpinning this market is so focused and cutting, you can't help but marvel at it.” - Talia Bhatt

jemmatopaz.carrd.co/#rotten
jemma.bsky.social
Apparently, people need to know that you have written books before they can read them!
Proper authors plug every day; I tend to go "oh shit, promo" every so often!
jemma.bsky.social
Missing out on a "Transfems love to tuc!" campaign!
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popeguilty.bsky.social
I really enjoyed A Rotten Girl and I think you might, too!
jemma.bsky.social
Oh yeah, book promo.

"A Rotten Girl" is my literary satire that features the worst transfem getting involved in the worst industry, publishing. Serious, funny, angry, cringe-tastic; I am very proud of it.

jemmatopaz.carrd.co/#rotten
The cover of "A Rotten Girl"; a woman's face, with her eyes hidden by a rough band of white.

Text reads:
Pearl is a trans woman writer on the cusp of literary greatness... or so she thought until her agent informs her that her first book has sunken like a stone for its failure to "connect with normal people". Normal people. Heterosexual people. Cisgender people.

Jaded from the knowledge that this industry rarely lets in people like her, Pearl comes up with a plan: write a commercial male/male romance. Except the market's all about authenticity these days, isn't it? The plan gets complicated, drawing her into a web of escalating deceptions where she poses as a cisgender gay man and comes ever closer to destroying all her relationships, and her own life.

A Rotten Girl is a satirical drama that explores gender, public personas, the commodification of queerness—and the reality of what it is like to be a trans woman in a hostile world.

“This entire meditation on the pseudofeminism underpinning this market is so focused and cutting, you can't help but marvel at it.” - Talia Bhatt

jemmatopaz.carrd.co/#rotten
jemma.bsky.social
Also features Tuc biscuits, and yet still no sponsorship from Jacobs.
A packet of tuc biscuits, mostly empty. A tuc biscuit is before it; it consists of two crackers with a cheesy cream between them.
jemma.bsky.social
Oh yeah, book promo.

"A Rotten Girl" is my literary satire that features the worst transfem getting involved in the worst industry, publishing. Serious, funny, angry, cringe-tastic; I am very proud of it.

jemmatopaz.carrd.co/#rotten
The cover of "A Rotten Girl"; a woman's face, with her eyes hidden by a rough band of white.

Text reads:
Pearl is a trans woman writer on the cusp of literary greatness... or so she thought until her agent informs her that her first book has sunken like a stone for its failure to "connect with normal people". Normal people. Heterosexual people. Cisgender people.

Jaded from the knowledge that this industry rarely lets in people like her, Pearl comes up with a plan: write a commercial male/male romance. Except the market's all about authenticity these days, isn't it? The plan gets complicated, drawing her into a web of escalating deceptions where she poses as a cisgender gay man and comes ever closer to destroying all her relationships, and her own life.

A Rotten Girl is a satirical drama that explores gender, public personas, the commodification of queerness—and the reality of what it is like to be a trans woman in a hostile world.

“This entire meditation on the pseudofeminism underpinning this market is so focused and cutting, you can't help but marvel at it.” - Talia Bhatt

jemmatopaz.carrd.co/#rotten
jemma.bsky.social
A lot of LLM evangelists really don't get that they are going, "Hey, I see you do a lot of cryptic crosswords; well, this app will save you loads of time. It will do them for you! Okay, badly, but it will improve! What do you say?"
Even if it worked (and it doesn't) it is taking away the fun part!
nonvieta.bsky.social
People who think the idea of "give me ideas" is something genuinely creative people want have literally never experienced the absolute EUPHORIA of a brainstorming breakthrough, either solo or with a human collaborator. They don't understand what is happening when artists create, on a basic level.
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)