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Jemma Topaz: Problematic MILF
@jemma.bsky.social
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She/Her | Trans | Lesbian | 🔞 Author

All links: jemmatopaz.carrd.co

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jemma.bsky.social
Yes, yes, hitting $12k is truly wonderful, but look...

The decimal has got to go!

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Raised $12,030.69. The .69 has Argh!! and Yikesss around it
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
jemma.bsky.social
A day left to erase that dratted decimal!

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Raised $11,955.69 Goal $9,669.69 123% of goal 706 contributors Offer ends in 1 day 0 hours 0 minutes
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
jemma.bsky.social
No, no, no, no. No. (No). No. NO.

It is too late in the month to be messing around with decimals!

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Raised $11,880.69 122% of goal 701 contributors
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
jemma.bsky.social
Oh, a lovely integer for the total! (Don't mind the perversity of the number of contributors).

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...

Only a day left, but you still have a chance to swell the ranks of the Integerista!
Raised $11,799.00 Goal $9,669.69 122% of goal 696 contributors Offer ends in 1 day 7 hours 38 minutes
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
jemma.bsky.social
666 contributors?
See, the decimal is so evil it can corrupt even good integers.

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Raised $11,296.69 116%of goal 666 contributors
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
jemma.bsky.social
Grr. The bundle (itch.io/b/3364/poiso...) total stands at $11,176.69

Point Six Nine

Have you any idea how dangerous this decimal is? Observe a modern family encountering this concept:
A woman in a flowing gown has fainted; her family attends her. The cause of this is the following text: "A certain number which may represent a particular endeavour performed within the marriage for the occasioning of mutual pleasure"
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
jemma.bsky.social
See, a good integer value!

Just got to keep the decimals away for another 3 days.

If you haven't brought the bundle yet, you sould take the opportunity to reinforce the integer regime.

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Raised $10,759.00 Goal $9,669.69 111% of goal 631 contributors Offer ends in 3 days 6 hours 42 minutes
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
jemma.bsky.social
Okay, that is what I'm talking about! Good, honest integers!

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Raised: $10,015.00 Goal: $9,669.69 103% of goal 591 contributors
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
jemma.bsky.social
Yes, an even 10K, with no worrying .69s!

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
A woman, in crinolines, faints at the sight of .69
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
jemma.bsky.social
Nooooooo!

To the fainting couch, stat!
A woman offers smelling salts to a woman in a faint. The cause of the faint is the nefarious .69, indicated though subtle lettering.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
jemma.bsky.social
No!

Someone has put the total at .20: a decimal. (Although, one of the better ones)

Do people not care?!

Here is a photo of a lady learning about decimals! Is that what you want?

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
A lady in a fantastic silk gown has fainted on to a opulent couch having received the news that 'decimals exist!'
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
jemma.bsky.social
Aha, you see! Some righteous customer has returned the total to its natural state of integer innocence!

Wonderful. Hopefully we get no more perverts adding decimals from now on.
Raised: $9,602.00 99% of goal 570 contributors
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
jemma.bsky.social
Okay, a week to go for our bundle (itch.io/b/3364/poiso...) and it's time to talk about something important:

Integers.

Look at our total? .59! Please get this to a sensible .00 ASAP.

And don't get me started on the goal! .69? Do you want toxic yuri fans to faint? Please put us well past the goal.
Itchio screenshot showing goals for the Poison Lilies bundle: Raised: $9,556.59 Goal: $9,669.69 98% of goal 567 contributors Offer ends in 7 days 8 hours 9 minutes
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
jemma.bsky.social
Bloody idiot. Feeling emotionally vulnerable, so reading my own poetry is a very sensible idea. /s
Text reads: An Artificial Lake Ducks, brown feathering into vibrant green, And chickweed (bobbing) and reeds like spears, My girlfriend is showing me pictures on the screen. (Because we are apart, alas) An artificial lake, she said, fascist built, "So kind of ugly." But now overtaken by grass, and sand, and silt. Overrun, by armies of birds. I used to think this would be how we won, Your grim edifices crumbling beneath our flowers, (For flowers belong to us, you did not want them) Your statues and parade grounds, nature overpowers. For nothing you make, nothing made without kindness, Will ever endure. (We are sparrows and crows, you see, Fragile bones but strong beaks. We are as soft as waves and as implacable as the sea.) I am older now. (I am apart now, alas) And I still think that. Your ideas will be forgotten. But I might not live to see it. My restful corpse will be as worm-eaten and rotten, As yours (worms love us all, a mercy). But I will have flowers, and love, and my true name, letter by letter, And you will have; that thing you built, that artifice, Is very ugly, but ducks will make it better.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
jemma.bsky.social
Oh, I see through goal on our bundle (itch.io/b/3364/poiso...) has gone up again. Excellent! Thank you, everyone.

Hmm. Hang on...

The decimals are coming from within the building!
Goal = $9,669.69
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
jemma.bsky.social
I am 12 years old.
Screenshot from the furry romance. A fox (fur suit) is saying "Für dich," to a human woman, who says "Oh, danke."
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
jemma.bsky.social
"Streeting: Like Starmer but stupider — the choice for Britain."
Wes Streeting, with a small, confused, face.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
jemma.bsky.social
I felt my whole body perk up when Cesca entered her rooms; she was a butch, powerfully built.

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If you feel like reading any more, then this book, along with plenty of others, is available in the Toxic Yuri collection:

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
TOXIC YURI VENOMBER ("NOVEMBER") DANGER. OBSESSION. DEADLY LESBIANS. 24 NOVELS, NOVELLAS, AND VISUAL NOVELS
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
jemma.bsky.social
Three nuns.
Trying to get okay with working with my non-dominant hand, because the other doesn't work. This mostly means learning to tolerate wobbles and working with stylised shapes. Not happy with it, but *okay* with it.
Three nuns, in a stylized/wobbly manner. One prays, one has a naked leg out, one looks.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
jemma.bsky.social
No.
Glad I could help.
BBC NEWS headline: Can Birmingham become Britain's Hollywood?
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
jemma.bsky.social
[🎵 Sarah McLachlan music]

Every day, a toxic yuri author can spend hours staring into space thinking about a lady with cruel silver knives. Or maybe a mutual poisoning, as euphoric as it is deadly.

But you can help!

Buy the bundle, and distract both them and you.

itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
TOXIC YURI NOVEMBER (photoshopped as VENOMBER) DANGER. OBSESSION. DEADLY LESBIANS. 24 NOVELS, NOVELLAS, AND VISUAL NOVELS
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
jemma.bsky.social
This is quite fun!
Mamdani style text saying: Muzzles for Puppies Mamdani style text saying: Eggs Are for Cracking
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
jemma.bsky.social
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Mamdani style text reads: Toxic Yuri for Woman
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
jemma.bsky.social
I suppose that if you decided to use the chair in the manner shown, then you would have to come out of your shell in order to deal with a lot of questions, like:
🪑 "Are you ok?"
🪑 "Have you never encountered a chair before?"
🪑 "Are you bisexual?"
🪑 "Can I sit here?"
Text: 6 Tricks for Introverts Who Want to Be More Social The picture is of a young woman using a chair very badly. She is sitting on the floor, her legs under the chair, resting her head on the seat.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
jemma.bsky.social
No preorder yet!
(I'm better at writing than layout/publishing/etc).
But it will be called "Folio of Murderers."
Text: Folio of Murderers (A Jacqueline De Loughrey Thriller) The second O is stylised as a sniper sight
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM