i had a client once who was arrested because the cop insisted his signature was a fake signature. he watched the guy sign the summons and insisted he was ... faking a signature?

we lost

It's the documentarian's curse. Do you really think Ken Burns wanted to make that 2010 addenda to his Baseball series? Of course not! The witch who gave him storytelling powers forced him to talk to George Will again

Fork found in kitchen

Fuck that guy. Baseball is for everyone. Especially in Seattle.*

*provided you have enough disposable income to pay to watch the games

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

If the Mariners win today, how will the national media call it a theft tomorrow? Wrongfully obtaining a W? Exerting unauthorized control over a victory? Obtaining control of a triumph by color or aid of deception?

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Counterpoint: you should absolutely continue to rub your national commitment to a healthy democracy with strong social programs in our face. (But the person who told me the most racist joke I ever heard was from Vancouver Island, so maybe keep working on that)

www.elnuevodia.com/noticias/mun...

Stealing a @normcharlatan.bsky.social bit / robando una cosa de @normcharlatan.bsky.social

Matthieu Audacieux? Jean-Paul Crawford? Georges Polonais?

It's cool that this series features all four kinds of mustache a white guy can have. From left to right: gravel cyclist, cop, Field Marshal Haig, Bruno Kirby

Find someone who wants you as much as national broadcasters want the Mariners to bunt.

Not pleased that my entire team is functioning at the same mental level as a parent with a newborn right now, but they're doing pretty damn well under the circumstances

The Big Dumper was some beer league blueliner's nickname in Moose Jaw or Brandon starting like 10 years ago and he's so cheesed off that some fuckin' baseball player stole his name

There's definitely a moment when I meet someone who is vocally anti-israel where I have to ask "why?" Because a lot of them aren't actually that interested in preventing genocide so much as carrying another one out

Goddamn it.

The idea of somehow having a Pope from Chicago and another tradcath pope from Evanston is hilarious to me.

Every time I hear Daulton Varsho's name

You gotta be a real code pervert to want to run Linux on your daily-driver. I ran it in law school, and every mundane thing I needed it to do took forever the first time. Printing? That's a research project. Formatting something in openOffice to meet the requirements? Hope you have an extra 2 hours

1. OKC Bombing
2. Columbine
3. 9/11
4. Iraq War
5. Hurricane Katrina

Brewers. Because they spent 1 more season in Seattle than the Cubs

Dan Dickerson "Fuck this game recap"

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The fireworks really did it for me. Amazing work, Mariners operations

UW.RIZZS? Did it replace UW.NHOUS?