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@aidenhoho.bsky.social
Here for a Bluesky time, not a long-sigh time😂
Not even 8 am and already crying about Kirk again. We’re all ready for you to leave, 2025. Worst f*cking year of my life
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Not even 8 am and already crying about Kirk again. We’re all ready for you to leave, 2025. Worst f*cking year of my life
Two truths and a lie:
I want to skull fuck Sam Altman
I don’t want to skull fuck Sam Altman
I have skull fucked Sam Altman
I want to skull fuck Sam Altman
I don’t want to skull fuck Sam Altman
I have skull fucked Sam Altman
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Two truths and a lie:
I want to skull fuck Sam Altman
I don’t want to skull fuck Sam Altman
I have skull fucked Sam Altman
I want to skull fuck Sam Altman
I don’t want to skull fuck Sam Altman
I have skull fucked Sam Altman
I wish I had stuck with baseball I coulda made like 400 people lose their minds when I used “True Love Will Find You In The End” by Daniel Johnston as a walkup song
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I wish I had stuck with baseball I coulda made like 400 people lose their minds when I used “True Love Will Find You In The End” by Daniel Johnston as a walkup song
Thanksgiving hot take (don’t think it’s that scalding tbh but whatevs): bread and butter is easy best part of meal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thanksgiving hot take (don’t think it’s that scalding tbh but whatevs): bread and butter is easy best part of meal.
Last hot take of 2025: Zootopia 2 gets announced tomorrow (Thanksgiving). You didn’t hear it from me.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Last hot take of 2025: Zootopia 2 gets announced tomorrow (Thanksgiving). You didn’t hear it from me.
My friend just got his license butt I high-key know it’s just because he can’t get anyone else to drive him to poop town
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My friend just got his license butt I high-key know it’s just because he can’t get anyone else to drive him to poop town
Been really into the idea of a 55 year old meth addict in North Carolina being convinced she’s Noah Schnapp’s birth mom lately
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Been really into the idea of a 55 year old meth addict in North Carolina being convinced she’s Noah Schnapp’s birth mom lately
2026 Ins and Outs
Out: Failing to figure it out
In: figuring it all out
Out: Failing to figure it out
In: figuring it all out
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
2026 Ins and Outs
Out: Failing to figure it out
In: figuring it all out
Out: Failing to figure it out
In: figuring it all out
Life is sorta like Halloween. We’re all hiding behind masks, fumbling around in the dark and sometimes even having some wonderful vivacious sex when we bump into one another, but LORD are we all truly and existentially scared!🎃
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Life is sorta like Halloween. We’re all hiding behind masks, fumbling around in the dark and sometimes even having some wonderful vivacious sex when we bump into one another, but LORD are we all truly and existentially scared!🎃
Dude, you gotta join the FaceBook group I moderate that interprets the ending to Click (2006) as a positive one. Our spirituality convos go 🅱️razy - I can’t even remember WHAT’S ironic anymore!🫨
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dude, you gotta join the FaceBook group I moderate that interprets the ending to Click (2006) as a positive one. Our spirituality convos go 🅱️razy - I can’t even remember WHAT’S ironic anymore!🫨
Any other millennials heading to the Seattle NBA YoungBoy show tonight? Me and a couple Kirkland residents are looking to put together a carpool
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Any other millennials heading to the Seattle NBA YoungBoy show tonight? Me and a couple Kirkland residents are looking to put together a carpool
Looking back on this BlueSky, and feels like perhaps the emoji chosen was faulty. IRL horrors are not to be laughed at. There is nothing “camp” about people’s lives.
Feels like America is the Simpsons Show, and every episode is now always a Treehouse of Horror one!🤣
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Looking back on this BlueSky, and feels like perhaps the emoji chosen was faulty. IRL horrors are not to be laughed at. There is nothing “camp” about people’s lives.
Feels like America is the Simpsons Show, and every episode is now always a Treehouse of Horror one!🤣
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Feels like America is the Simpsons Show, and every episode is now always a Treehouse of Horror one!🤣
To those who think Dems “fumbled the bag” (nonsensical phrase), get real.
We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.
Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.
Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
To those who think Dems “fumbled the bag” (nonsensical phrase), get real.
We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.
Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.
Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
Giving thought to rebranding my whole life recently. Any suggestions?
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Giving thought to rebranding my whole life recently. Any suggestions?
Water did not taste this way pre-2016.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Water did not taste this way pre-2016.
It’s so funny to watch boomers realize in real time that Gen Z podcasters are the future of American politics.
They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s so funny to watch boomers realize in real time that Gen Z podcasters are the future of American politics.
They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
When your iPhone is out of storage so you delete Canvas to download Taco Bell app
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
When your iPhone is out of storage so you delete Canvas to download Taco Bell app
My secretest desire is that one of my friends will give me a super random nickname. Like The Doctor Of Doom. YESSSSSSSSSS. Ideas, go⬇️
October 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My secretest desire is that one of my friends will give me a super random nickname. Like The Doctor Of Doom. YESSSSSSSSSS. Ideas, go⬇️
Damn you, Matthew Perry. You left us all to fend for ourselves just when it was all about to get *so* much worse. I hate how I miss you so. You’d be confused and scared about all this, but selfishly, I don’t care.
Wish you was down here.
Wish you was down here.
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Damn you, Matthew Perry. You left us all to fend for ourselves just when it was all about to get *so* much worse. I hate how I miss you so. You’d be confused and scared about all this, but selfishly, I don’t care.
Wish you was down here.
Wish you was down here.
@jonbois.bsky.social if the Mariners pull this off you are cosmically required to make a part 7
October 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social if the Mariners pull this off you are cosmically required to make a part 7
The world needs a cinnamon themed movie, in 2025 more than ever.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The world needs a cinnamon themed movie, in 2025 more than ever.
Fellow, liberals, it’s time we stop playing nice with Bernie-bro leftists. They are destroying our country and throwing our streets into chaos. It’s fight back o’clock.
Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
October 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Fellow, liberals, it’s time we stop playing nice with Bernie-bro leftists. They are destroying our country and throwing our streets into chaos. It’s fight back o’clock.
Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
When people used to ask me why I’m still with my wife, I truthfully had nothing.
Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When people used to ask me why I’m still with my wife, I truthfully had nothing.
Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
Sorry I’m late I took a shower immediately pooped my pants and had to take another shower
September 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sorry I’m late I took a shower immediately pooped my pants and had to take another shower