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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 1d

(Farts, smarms)
Dude your work in our shared-oomf’s Instagram comment section was unbelievable last night 🍁

ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 1d

I think the central thesis of the doc being “championships aren’t the point” is an interesting enough question to reconsider when that team WINS a championship

ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 2d

@jonbois.bsky.social if the Mariners pull this off you are cosmically required to make a part 7

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 10d

The world needs a cinnamon themed movie, in 2025 more than ever.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 10d

Fellow, liberals, it’s time we stop playing nice with Bernie-bro leftists. They are destroying our country and throwing our streets into chaos. It’s fight back o’clock.

Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 19d

When people used to ask me why I’m still with my wife, I truthfully had nothing.

Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sorry I’m late I took a shower immediately pooped my pants and had to take another shower

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 2

They should invent an Ulta Beauty but instead of makeup and skincare product they have lots and lots of the yummiest and most biggest cookies ever

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 2

You met me at a very anorexic time in my life

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 2

Working at Taco Bell really unlocked origami for me

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’m hearing reports that the orange disaster may have finally passed…

Before anything happens I hope you all remember- the thing that makes us better than *them* is that we won’t stoop that low.

We will be standing there at the funeral, clad in black, ready to mourn side by side with MAGA.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 28

Genuinely feel in my heart that if I wanted to kidnap JD Vance I could have him in the back of a van by like Saturday afternoon

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 27

I hope you know my son threatened suicide by this post, due to shame in me.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 27

Fuck a political stance, I think we can all just come together and appreciate love on a day like this. Taylor fans know she finna cheer extra hard for her mans at every game in 25, and Trav fans know he gon’ be bumpin that album day numero de uno. #rezpect #folklore

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 17

I was f*cking in both of this. And? Truth of dare, I would dare to say: it is many times good.

nikki @somefeatures.bsky.social · Aug 16

one year ago today @aidenhoho.bsky.social and i finished shooting Gay Brothers (2024). we made it in three days expecting six people to see it instead of 6k(???). thank you

Gay Brothers (2024)

YouTube video by somefeatures

www.youtube.com

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nikki @somefeatures.bsky.social · Aug 16

one year ago today @aidenhoho.bsky.social and i finished shooting Gay Brothers (2024). we made it in three days expecting six people to see it instead of 6k(???). thank you

Gay Brothers (2024)

YouTube video by somefeatures

www.youtube.com

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 17

The constant desire to replace my bed with a hammock is peaking through extra strongly today… I would just swing-swing-swing to sleep hahaha!

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 16

Paris, you have my whole f*cking heart.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 12

No bit or funny turn of phrase today, I just want to let you know I’m at the airport and the most viscerally angry I’ve ever been in my entire fucking life

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 12

Who else is getting really into being a visionary👀

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 11

Trying to explain to your 5’4 mom that throwing plates and silverware away is literally a clinically proven symptom of depression and anxiety<<<

Side note, I was professionally diagnosed when I was 15. Doctor had to leave the room after hearing my damaging story, it was so bad.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 11

Maturing is understanding why Robin William did that to himself in what would become his last day of life. People around you, are the audience of real life, and they will laugh at all of the jokes you tell.

But, underneath the cloak, there is so much sadness. Do not let yourself ever not laugh.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 11

Dare I say you look Dwight tonight babe💘

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 9

This just made me so f*cking emotional… digital hugs are in the mail☄️

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 9

Waking up from a dream that takes place in 2008-2016/2020-2024 in 2025 be like: oh wow! My dream is over and I have entered a nightmare!

This BlueSky is not a joke and shouldn’t be laughed at. Trump is the Bin Laden of our times. The middle class are his twin towers. We’re all f*cked.

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