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Matthew Bunch
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Miamian, through good and bad. Skeets on sports, politics, education, and random. Jeopardy! appearer.
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Sorry Fins fans: I hope my crappy team beats your crappy team.
John Kennedy on Republican healthcare ideas: "Bringing back high risk pools, which have been outlawed under the ACA."
“Spelled B-O-R-E-D” might be the single greatest comeback of all time.
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[middle-aged white pundit begins writing another column about how there's been a culture-wide 'vibe-shift' and everyone is into nazi tradwives now and anyone who doesn't see this is stuck in an echo chamber]
Twitter/X is a story on its own:

🔴 While users have become more Republican
💥 POSTING has completely transformed: it has moved nearly ❗50 percentage points❗ from Democrat-dominated to slightly Republican-leaning.
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#Melissa has made landfall in #Jamaica, and has preliminarily tied the record for the lowest pressure of any landfalling hurricane in Atlantic history: 892 mb. That was last observed 90 years ago with the 1935 Labor Day hurricane.
The storm does not look like it even notices Jamaica being there.
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This is hands down the most extraordinary dropsonde in Atlantic recon history.
892!
Christ, the @nhc-atlc.nws-bot.us update at 9 AM has Melissa at 896 MB. What a disaster.
Have any of them been this low this close to land?
Christ, the @nhc-atlc.nws-bot.us update at 9 AM has Melissa at 896 MB. What a disaster.
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It’s 1:15 in the morning. I’m Lionel Osborne and you’re watching Perspectives
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
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Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
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For posterity... Melissa's terrifying perfection: T8.6 initial intensity from the Automated Dvorak Technique.
Quite a thing to witness.
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according to @stathead.com a batter has had at least 12 total bases in a playoff game 17 times in baseball history. two of them are shohei tonight and shohei 10 days ago
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University of Miami folks: if you want to encourage the president and provost not to have the university sign on to the extortion scheme known as the Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education, please sign this open letter (anonymously if you prefer).
What a shock that the new, incompetent leadership at CBS gets rid of the best thing they have going as her first major act. What a bozo. What a tragedy for what was the Tiffany Network.
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A president so stupid that one of the great intellectual achievements of his life is “passing” a dementia screening. A president so narcissistic that he can’t stop bragging about passing that dementia screening as evidence of his immense genius.
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
Highest in Atlantic as of 2017 was Gilbert at an 8.0. Would anything have surpassed it since 2017? journals.ametsoc.org/view/journal...
journals.ametsoc.org
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This is true—Bessent owns $25 million of farmland in North Dakota—and a reminder of why farm bailouts are nothing more than a giveaway to feudal lords who demand the government grossly distort agricultural economics to make their tax haven "farms" even more valuable to them.
Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."
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it will be interesting to find out who will win
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Overheard in the UM press box: "LSU fucking sucks."
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Happy 14th birthday to this classic.