Malicious malakim2099 🎃
@malakim2099.bsky.social
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Magic the Gathering/EDH enthusiast, also big on RPGs and other games digital and analog, formerly SJWReaper at the Hellbirb. In a Country Full of Charlie Kirks? Be A James T Kirk. Bi. They/them. Nihilistic optimist. Pic by @Laudrawin
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Okay, here's a few Con survival tips with #MCVegas coming up that will probably help newbies out. This is far from complete, but it is meant to cover the basics.

1) Have a comfortable backpack/messenger bag that you can fit everything in, plus swag that you pick up on the Con Floor (1/10).
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The NYT app the morning after the biggest wave of protest rallies in America in a generation

They buried the story between other headlines, opting not to use a photo too.
Heck yeah, I need a ritual bloodletting.
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It's an actual absurdist response that makes them look so impotent (something that absolutely matters to their general fragile sense of masculinity)
The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that
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goddamn YES
Every ai video sucks because they’re never more than their prompts, you’re like ‘yeah that’s a video of a dinosaur eating chips whilst skateboarding,” but like that’s it - you could just post your prompt and it’d be the same. But every real piece of film contains MORE than just its script
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okay but like it *is* insane that the literal president/whoever is running his socials posted an ai generated video of him flying a plane and carpet bombing people protesting him with shit, right? like

like what the fuck are we even doing here
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lol more video games where I can directly tell Nazis and the Klan to lick my ass, plz. #HollywoodAnimal
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I'm so tired of white dudes on here who gleefully lie about things I've said or done.

Even more embarrassing is when they post screenshots that contradict the point that they're trying to make. Will Stancil did it the other day. Now here comes another jamoke.

Touch grass. I beg of you.
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I don’t doubt they’ll try this, but the problem in this case is, it’s a video you can describe in ten words, and it’s very easy to ask the followup question, “Please describe for me the version of ‘the president flies a plane dumping wet shit on protestors’ that would be okay.”
We’re gonna get “I haven’t seen the video”s this week like you’ve never seen
The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal
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periodically I see posts that are like This Big Account Blocked Me And It Says Something About Society

brother it is not that deep you were being annoying in my replies
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Arnold Schwarzenegger went on Bill Maher and said that Lincoln gave "the blacks" the right to vote.

"Lincoln made sure that the blacks got the right to vote. The Republican Party made sure that the blacks become citizens of the United States."

Not enough people know Lincoln was fucking racist.
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Really think the biggest win today aside from just numbers is negatively polarizing the regime of 12-year-olds into fully adopting #YESKINGS as their official stance.
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For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite
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you also need to stand up for the rights and dignity and humanity of women you don't happen to find attractive

or you need to live in fear of me for the rest of your life :)
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Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
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Still need financial aid. Nights are getting colder. Need financial aid to help pay for electricity, internet, food and supplies. Please help me if you can. bsky.app/profile/mvbr...
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Maybe I'm in a bubble, but I've literally seen no example of ICE protecting US citizens - I see them intimidating, arresting, brutalising, shouting at, aiming guns at and terrorising their fellow Americans & never ever welcomed.
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I've said it before and I will say it again: if, in 2015, Michelle Obama had cut a series of PSAs urging people to not drink Drano, we'd be in a Permanent Democratic Majority.
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lol “No Kings” is such brilliant branding because Trump’s people are such inveterate reactionary shitposters that their only reaction is, can possibly be, “oh him being a king triggers you? Then yeah he’s a king, he should be the king forever.”
I know a tiefling that absolutely needs a Munchkin variant. 😉
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Senator Ed Markey (D-MA) at the Boston No Kings rally today, wore the trans pride flag like a scarf draped over his shoulders and included in his speech. "Because here in Massachusetts, we stand for what is right. We stand with trans people because trans rights are human rights."
He totally does nasty things with ghosts I bet. 😘
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All ICE employees should quit and start small businesses making inflatable frog costumes.

This I Believe.
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No one is free unless we are all free!

Trans rights are human rights!
One of my fave photos from today.

Loved that the folks leading the chants were regularly including trans rights.

WHEN TRANS RIGHTS ARE UNDER ATTACK, WHAT DO WE DO?

STAND UP FIGHT BACK!
LET US LIVE 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️
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Ink by Veronica at blackmagictattoo.dsm (insta)