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pantomime badger @lonetode.bsky.social · 12d
for anyone moving / reviving mastodon hmu here kind.social/@lonetode
lonetode (@[email protected])
350 Posts, 151 Following, 39 Followers · writer, uni lecturer/teacher, biped, cardboard rotator. living on Kaurna country, always was, always will be Profile image: A drawing of a skeleton in a funny...
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Leroy @leroylynch.bsky.social · 23h
Australia’s chief statistician has defended the Australian Bureau of Statistics’ recent public debunking of far-right claims of “mass migration”, as he said the independent agency “stands ready to respond” to “egregious misrepresentations” of its data.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol
Head of ABS defends debunking far-right ‘mass migration’ claims after censorship accusations
Chief statistician David Gruen says bureau did not censor anyone and is ‘trying to take the side of truth’ after misuse of overseas arrivals figures
www.theguardian.com
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Aug 30
why did the crab go to prison

crimes
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missingthept.bsky.social
Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 1d
Putting a ladder up to the room on the second floor of the Department of Justice where they keep the Epstein files.
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themerl.bsky.social
The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 21h
AWS is down, post hog
A painting of a very large hog.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23h
The old system, where you bought the things you liked from artists you liked, has been replaced by a hose that indiscriminately gushes culture over a listless populace, while any money goes to the owners of the pipe.
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Angelle of Death @cityofangelle.bsky.social · 1d
"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

🎁link
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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 23h
Israel bombed Gaza 100 times last night & has, once again, blocked essential aid. They want total death.

Trump's "plan" was always going to lead to this & it's an irrevocable stain on our "leaders" that they rushed to praise it. Only a full embargo on the zionist state will end the genocide.
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Alex Bertram-Powell @alexbpart.bsky.social · 23h
Did you hear they robbed the louver. The looverer. They stole the jewels from the lvoora. It was on BBC news. They drove a scooter up the voov.
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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d
sandersstudies Love that in a lot of classic literature people just "randomly" fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time. sandersstudies And then they're like "we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably" and it's like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she'll do very well not getting mesothelioma. under-the-arch Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation
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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d
you can tell trans women are women because people are incapable of understanding when we're making a joke
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 1d
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.bsky.social · 1d
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr: Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 2d
your "high visibility vest" is no match for my "eyelids"
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 2d
if you ever worry that you arent good enough jsut remember that the worst people you can think of have never once had that worry
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 2d
Never change Discover feed.
mommunism.bsky.social Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 2d
Keep it up lol
We are KIRK ARMY NOW 1983-2025 Mike @BigMike31491329 •15m Replying to @catturd2 I got on @bluesky yesterday wanting to troll and have a good time. After about 20 minutes, I had to delete said account. They are disgusting! Mostly porn, trans porn, and just. I had to delete that account and wash my eyes.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2d
I do NOT give the United States federal government permissions to screenshot my skeets
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 2d
folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
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deb the jovial ♐♃ @sunoppositemoon.blacksky.app · 2d
Alt text may seem like a bother, but it's another way for people to be included.

AND even for me, being abled, some of your screenshots are just ridiculously tiny and long. AND sometimes your images have no context. Alt text helps everyone.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 2d
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
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gabi ON TOUR!!!!! 🎸🏳️‍⚧️ @sukurimi.bsky.social · 2d
You are Gooning on Stolen Land
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 23d
4 panel comic Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face. Agent: STOP Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm Agent: BEING Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester Agent: POLITICALLY Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head Agent: VIOLENT
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Micah @rincewind.run · 2d
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
No more kings. Vimes had difficulty in articulating why this should be so, why the concept resonated in his very bones. After all, a good many of the patricians had been as bad as any king. But they were...sort of...bad on equal terms. What set Vimes's teeth on edge was the idea that kings were a different kind of human being. A higher lifeform. Somehow magical.
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pantomime badger @lonetode.bsky.social · 2d
their feet are cold and they deserve nice things
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pantomime badger @lonetode.bsky.social · 2d
I'm sure I have so many more, like needing to refer to Lightning Greaves by all of its names: Lightning Greaves, aka Lickety Greaves, aka Thunder Spats
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pantomime badger @lonetode.bsky.social · 2d
Shannon consistently makes fun of me ending my turn by saying 'I am complete'
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