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These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: http://tinyurl.com/kwjbook

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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Sep 3

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting chair
Interrupting chair wh-
CHAAAIIIR

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Sep 1

What does a karate burglar do?

just karate, why?

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Sep 1

three babies are playing and one says: im a boy because i have red shoes
Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes
And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Aug 30

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Aug 29

why did the man eat wee

it was the end of the end of the world

but not now

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Aug 28

What did the guy say to the guy?

Hi I'm a guy

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Aug 28

Knock knock
who's there?
nobody... They had to go to a meeting.

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Jul 23

Are you doing a poo?

YOU'LL SEE

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Jul 17

Some people have 2 eyebrows and some people have 10 eyebrows

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Jul 10

What do you call a unicorn who has a job in a cheese restaurant?

Cheese.

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Jul 10

did you know that if you stare at number 3 for ages it looks like a butt

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Jul 10

what is the capital letter of Italy?

I is the capital letter of Italy

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Jul 9

do you no what

get out of my house

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Oct 17

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

Banana

kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · Oct 17

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